Originally posted by Inactive UserYou a short ass fuck
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That awkward moment when you make up a story to get attention from the HB forums.that awkward moment when you find yourself waking up in a tigers cage at the zoo and your mom with your friends is laughing at you
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I remember my first beer.drunk taking a piss on someone's fence when a car rolls up and someone yells "Yo wassup drunky!" and I replied "haha not much, wassup dudes!" Then I turn around and see two cops walking towards me. Now i have court on Valentines Day and two tickets to pay. Oh wellz.
I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.
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Dude that irritates me ( just about everyone) so much, sometimes I wait too long for a right moment that what I was gonna say is not even relevant to the conversation anymoreI was trying to join a conversation with my friends but they kept talking between each other and i just stood there mouth open like i'm gonna say something. for a solid few minutes. Waiting for the right time to say something.
I slipped away in embarrassment.
hahahaha holy shitI was chilling with my friend and his girl, recording music and shit. We ask her if she wants to get on a track to fuck around and she writes some hella depressing emo shit about how she had a miscarriage. Starts crying and tells us about how she fell onto her stomach, went to the bathroom and basically shitted out the baby with the umbilical cord and all. Got quiet as fuck and I just left.
What would you say if she asked what that noise was hahaha?I was over at my boi's place one day chillin, using that niggas internet and shit and decided to go to pornhub rite quick.So i click on a thumbnail that would suit my interests and to my surprise the volume was all the way turnt up. For about 1-2 seconds the whole apartment was consumed by the sound of a dude bustin nuts all over a bitches face...his mom was downstairs the whole time....
lmaoo ion even know bruh probably wouldve been petrified by embarrassment and wouldnt be able to say shitWhat would you say if she asked what that noise was hahaha?Originally posted by Inactive UserI was over at my boi's place one day chillin, using that niggas internet and shit and decided to go to pornhub rite quick.So i click on a thumbnail that would suit my interests and to my surprise the volume was all the way turnt up. For about 1-2 seconds the whole apartment was consumed by the sound of a dude bustin nuts all over a bitches face...his mom was downstairs the whole time....
You sat in the chair he busted multiple times in, i couldnt get a hard up knowing that factI was over at my boi's place one day chillin, using that niggas internet and shit and decided to go to pornhub rite quick.So i click on a thumbnail that would suit my interests and to my surprise the volume was all the way turnt up. For about 1-2 seconds the whole apartment was consumed by the sound of a dude bustin nuts all over a bitches face...his mom was downstairs the whole time....
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tl;dr OP's the only one that didn't get any actionSo in 7th grade I went to a party that was thrown by these twins I know, now in 7th grade I was still anpretty innocent little kid, as in I didn't expect anything crazy to happen. Well this party got crazy, as it was actually their older sisters party and no one cared that everyone was getting alcohol. Well everyone was drunk as he'll, except me and this other girl at the party, who was ugly as shit. Well my homeboy which I came to the party with was dating the sister twin of the two, she revealed to us, as she stripped down to her underwear, that she had fucked her own "cousin" on 3 separate occasions, the same cousin who had been invited to the party, well fast forward a few hours, and we're all like where did she go? We walk into her room and find her fucking her cousin under the blanket. My friend goes apeshit, and starts yelling and hitting shit, and then proceeds to leave the party, remember we are in 7th grade, it's like 2 in the morning, this nigga doesn't know where he's going, well after all this shit happens we head back to the main room, where there's eight of us left, then the male twin, one of my good friends goes under the covers of the futon in the main room with this 8th grader (we were impressed) and everyone else starts hooking up, well the only person left is the really ugly bitch, she starts pointing out how we are the only two left, and schooches next to me, well I stand up and say yeah I'm tired and go to bed, wake up and Paul is in the same fucking bed as me with the girl. This night really changed my childhood and is the only really a kward moment I've ever been in, I left out alot too, sorry it seems like I'm jumping around.
Shit, reminds me of when in 6th grade we went to a camping trip called sky ranch, while i was over there i had to take a huge shit, so i went to the bathroom, well there was no toilet paper but i thought, i didnt even take that big of a dump. Well later on in the day, everyone starts looking around like ughh what smells like shit, i was like uh oh. luckily i could blame the smell on horses because people were riding em all in this field in the area, but first thing i did was run inside and threw my underwear in the trash.Been lurking for a while, thought that I should contribute.
This one time, my entire middle school went to Yosemite for our annual 8th grade field trip. The eggs they served for breakfast must've been bad, because during our scenic hike later that day, I had the worst food poisoning ever. I felt my stomach turn upside down in the middle of the hike, so I ask our group leader if we can take a short break. After the leader agreed, I ran about 100 strides up a big ass hill, and proceeded to excrete all of my bodily fluids. I had to constantly turn back and forth to switch orifices, and soon enough there was this huge hole in the snow just filled with my shit and yak.
After I'm finished draining out the rest of my colon, I realized that I didn't have toilet paper and that I left my tissues in the cabin before we set off. Out of options at this point, I started scooping huge chunks of snow and sliding them between my ass cheeks to get rid of all the excess shit.
Now, feeling much better, even with my ass cheeks frostbitten as fuck, I started on my way back to the group. In the middle of the walk back, I see my group leader. I was about to greet her, but before I can say a word, she pulls down her pants and I see this fat piece of shit slide right out of her ass.
The rest of that trip with her was the awkwardest shit I've been through. Before that point I thought girls pissed rainbows and shat out unicorns.