Discovered my homie's older brother looked at tranny porn. We thought it would be funny to ether him. Me and my homie spent about 2 hours printing out fake articles made in microsoft word. I would copy and paste a picture news reporter with the text, "BREAKING NEWS: John, goes to shemalemovies.com" and print a shit ton of them out and throw them all over room. We also taped one copy of the papers to the computer monitor in his room. He came back home from baseball practice and we were hiding in his room, I was in the closet #pause and my homie hid under his bed. He immediately saw the papers, went into a red-faced, tearful rage-- half embarrassment, half anger-- and me and my homie immediately burst out into hysterical laughter. My homie's brother lifted up the bed and shattered the bed frame and he punched a hole through the closet i was hiding in and yanked the closet door off its hinges. To this day I can't look at that nigga the same.
One time i was jerking off--- and I'm a master of doing it without being detected-- and my brother BURST into my room as I was about cum. I was doing it face down so i moved my hand in a split second and looked him dead in the eyes as I came. I had to suppress the orgasm as best as I could say, "H-h-h-ey bro, whaddup?" SMFH.... nigga didn't catch me though.