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Why aren't jordan 1s popular?

Nov 17, 2013 @ 22:08
Nov 22, 2013 @ 17:16
They are pretty popular, I see a lot of people that aren't "sneaker heads" and don't buy retro Jordans wear them a lot 
Nov 22, 2013 @ 18:54
Nov 23, 2013 @ 07:56
1's are one of the better Jordans if you ask me.

Inactive User

Nov 23, 2013 @ 08:11
They're my favorite kind of Jordans tbh.
Nov 23, 2013 @ 08:12
wtf utombout they're one of the most iconic sneakers ever!could you explain what you mean by not popular?u must really be trolling.

Mista No Slack N My Mack

Nov 25, 2013 @ 14:26
Perhaps you probably think this because they make so many of them (mainly the phat 1's) and obviously all of them don't sell out. But they are definetely one of if not the best jordans. When they release OG 1's they sell out.

1's, 3's 11's and 4's are the most popular.. don't really know what youre talking about tbh
Nov 25, 2013 @ 17:14
op a dumbass
Nov 25, 2013 @ 17:33
1s are iconic

Heartbreak Boyz | Mia Khalifa Fan Club

Dec 08, 2013 @ 07:03
What do you mean? Certain 1s are considered heat like Bred 1s , Royal 1s, etc.

Specially Educated, Heavily Medicated.

Dec 11, 2013 @ 23:07
You kidding me with this question? 1's are a widely popular shoe, man.

who said a black man in Illuminati...last time i checked that was the biggest racist party

Dec 16, 2013 @ 06:08
1s are cool but sick of seeing shitty colourways
Dec 18, 2013 @ 00:10
My Breds and Royals are numbered. Love em to death, probably won't get any of re-releases because you know...YOLO
Dec 18, 2013 @ 15:14


Dec 26, 2013 @ 10:09
hows the fit on the 1's compared to 3's or 4's ?
Dec 29, 2013 @ 05:00
anyone know if sole_genius25 from IG if legit? Want his bred 1s
Jan 06, 2014 @ 22:48
Ones are the shit! I wish they'd bring back these back

Rise Above Sneakers X Apparel

Jan 14, 2014 @ 09:40
1s are really nice. But prefer it when they're just a colour and black. Favourites are probably shadows, royals and breds.


Jan 15, 2014 @ 00:11
I love Jordan ones personally, they make great beaters. Same can't be said about a lot of other Jordans.

"That's right Domon..."

Jan 15, 2014 @ 03:08
hows the fit on the 1's compared to 3's or 4's ?
They fit the same for me. TTS
Mar 09, 2014 @ 21:45
they have the highest resale value lol
mids arent the same bc they are general release
Mar 10, 2014 @ 03:08
1s and 3s for meee
Mar 10, 2014 @ 04:01
3s and 4s for me
Mar 11, 2014 @ 05:09
1s are pretty popular.. Where I am, everyone wants a pair 
Mar 13, 2014 @ 19:16
Well, they are PRETTY FUCKING POPULAR, u dumbass. Theyre the MOST clasic model of aj, so how can dey be unpopular??
Mar 13, 2014 @ 21:22
Originally posted by Inactive User
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years of valuable, if reluctant, service.


You should install your nigger differently according

to whether you have purchased

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it, and don't even think about taking that chain off,

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of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best

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Once de-tongued your

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Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely

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Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and

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with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc.

Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon

slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end

of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have

worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike

of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one

is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost

every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't

have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers

as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal

breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more

than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You

would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger

to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't

ask. You have no idea.


Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The

nigger's most prominent anatomical feature, after all,

its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it

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doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often

good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in

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the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence

post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all

that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back

until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically

compete with the other field niggers to steal as much

of that cotton as it can before the white man returns.

At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage

and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick

every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes equipped

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to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers can

then work through until around 10pm or whenever the

light fades.


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other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your

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and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are cheap

and there are millions more where yours came from. So

every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch

a nigger.

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dragging: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar

on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at

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variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out

in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy

this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a

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they are highly toxic.


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the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will

collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.



Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity

nigger? What are we, short of niggers or something?


They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it

can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white

women who might go near it.


Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then,

it's not likely. If niggers successfully overthrew

their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food.

This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent

(until some fool gave them rights).


Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.


A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent.

That brown color you can see is the

shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models

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What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd.


They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable.

In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and

2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred

genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting

like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let

the niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any

wigger is a dose of TNB.


And you were expecting what?


When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "

Dead nigger storage"? That's because there ain't no

goddamn sign.
one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Mar 24, 2014 @ 16:29
there popular but alot of people that buy jordans are just jumping on the bandwagon so they buy overpopulated jordan 3's or some shit
Mar 25, 2014 @ 21:24
because jordan brand released about 3937802 different whack retros of them
Mar 26, 2014 @ 14:17
Jordan ones are pretty popular. It's the other variances of the shoe that lack popularity. I usually only rock with the HI's. 

The mids and lows aren't my taste. 
Mar 28, 2014 @ 05:01
Jordan 1s is quite good actually
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