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Douche Cars

Mar 07, 2010 @ 12:06
I have an e36 M3 and I don't consider myself a douche.
I used to go to BMW meets for years and most of the people were cool as fuck. There was 1 or 2 douchebags who just talked about how much money they have though. But hypebeast has like 60% those type of people.

Personally:

1. Mustang (Without a doubt)
2. Hummer
3. Lifted Truck
Then a mix of.. Eclipse, Cobalt, Civic

I can't believe people are saying Porsche are d-bad cars. It seems like some people are calling any car that might be pricey a d-bad car.


But its mostly what people do to the fucking car... Fart can... Spoiler to make it look like a shopping kart.
Mar 07, 2010 @ 20:24
DSM
and anything made by ****'s
Mar 12, 2010 @ 22:53
G35s and 350z's
Mar 12, 2010 @ 22:57
anything thats nicer than my car.
Mar 13, 2010 @ 00:44
1. BMW Guy
http://www.spike.com/blog/top-7-types-of-car/76375?page=2&numPerPage=1

Haters gonna hate


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The most enjoyable activity for BMW Car Guy is convincing everyone else that BMW makes the best cars in the world. There can be no other car better than a BMW M3. It is simply perfection. The BMW guy offers a level of pretense which can sometimes rival Exotic Car Guy, but at a much cheaper impact on his bank account (which also makes him better than the Exotic Car Guy).

BMW Car Guy is a refined sophisticate, and he has ascended beyond the juvenile need to do burnouts. BMW Car Guy is more concerned with car magazine statistics, expensive aftermarket wheels, nanotechnology car wax, and the latest watches in GQ magazine. BMW Car Guy would also ask that you ignore the slightly tacky carbon fiber roof on his ubercar. 'Course, BMW guy also has the obligatory hot Asian girlfriend, so he scores a tip 'o the hat regardless."


I dont date asian girls no more. tongueface

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Mar 18, 2010 @ 22:03
^ I dont have an asain gf ?)
Mar 19, 2010 @ 00:41
ok so according to this thread, you're driving a douche car if it's made by acura, honda, mistu, nissan, subaru, ford, chevy, lambo, ferrari, mercury, lincoln, suzuki, audi, bmw, mercedes, lexus, toyota, dodge, hummer, infiniti, mazda, porsche, vw, rolls-royce, etc. so basically if you drive a car you're a douche.
Mar 20, 2010 @ 00:19
big ass trucks and hummers.

http://anthonywho.com

Mar 20, 2010 @ 01:36
^ hey i drive a g35... ?)
Mar 20, 2010 @ 01:48
ok so according to this thread, you're driving a douche car if it's made by acura, honda, mistu, nissan, subaru, ford, chevy, lambo, ferrari, mercury, lincoln, suzuki, audi, bmw, mercedes, lexus, toyota, dodge, hummer, infiniti, mazda, porsche, vw, rolls-royce, etc. so basically if you drive a car you're a douche.


looks like now's the time to buy korean

Melo Gang All Day

Mar 20, 2010 @ 04:00
Everyone I've met who drive a pulsar is a douche.
Mar 21, 2010 @ 03:48
scions, bmws, and hummers
Mar 25, 2010 @ 14:25
op is a hater who can't afford a bmw lol
Mar 25, 2010 @ 14:51
op is a hater who can't afford a bmw lol


unfortunately that's a huge part of what the audi community is. which is a shame because audi does make some great cars

Melo Gang All Day

Mar 29, 2010 @ 16:34
In the road riced out civic's and some g35's think they own the road..
Mar 29, 2010 @ 23:54
Are golfs, gti, r32 douche cars?
if not yay!
Mar 30, 2010 @ 12:48
lol those g35's owners.
Mar 30, 2010 @ 17:25



The "bros" and other idiots that drive these in the streets like they own the fuckin road.
Like do you really need to do this to your everyday ride - for the city... really.
Mar 31, 2010 @ 01:10
dodge srt-4's
Mar 31, 2010 @ 20:50
ahah this thread is so funny but so true i think 328i should be ranked higher
Apr 08, 2010 @ 21:04
No car is a douche bag, until a douche bag driver makes it into one.


yes
I have a truck because it snows 6 months a year here, had an a4 before but got rear ended. Fixing German cars is too expensive and they look like shit when they're dirty
Apr 11, 2010 @ 17:38
YES! SRT-4's.
I think SRT anything actually.
No doubt about lifted trucks too.
Apr 13, 2010 @ 00:24
every lifted truck
Apr 13, 2010 @ 00:53
every lifted truck


+1


plus those fucking prius'; what? you bought a hybrid car with 78hp and even less torque to pass me on the highway going 90?
Apr 13, 2010 @ 22:01
+1


plus those fucking prius'; what? you bought a hybrid car with 78hp and even less torque to pass me on the highway going 90?


spot on. i got no problem with prius drivers (though there are far better hybrids that don't scream LOOK AT ME I'M HELPING THE EARTH) but the ones that do 100 in the fast lane just piss me off.

Melo Gang All Day

Apr 14, 2010 @ 11:27
just because you drive a bmw that doesnt make you a douche. i used to have a 328xi coupe and i am not a douche. i am sure there are douches that drive beemers, but not everyone who drives one is a douche. get on your shit.
Apr 14, 2010 @ 21:15

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Apr 16, 2010 @ 01:59
any car made by scion. esp the tC.
Apr 26, 2010 @ 21:15
volkswagon bug
Jun 21, 2010 @ 15:13
Jeep
Honda pimped Civics
Convertible
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