$120K Safes and $53K Bikes: The Most Ridiculous Items From Palace Gucci

Palace Gucci has finally arrived – in a big, big way.

While no one expected the collection to be “affordable” per se, given the luxury house’s previous price points with adidas, it seems there are a few knock-out pieces that will shock potential buyers. Sure, there are plenty of garments that fall well within the usual Gucci pricing remit – a $690 USD ringer T-shirt and a $1,690 USD Triferg hoodie, for example – but some Palace Gucci pieces are due to take certain pursestrings to another dimension.

We find examples of luxury throughout the collection, and most of this is relatively justifiable. $12,500 USD for a shearling jacket is not obscene considering the collaborative effort at hand and the materials used. Likewise, a duffle bag for $4,100 USD isn’t too far from Gucci’s own offerings, nor is a half-moon mini bag for $1,650 USD or the baseball caps at $650 USD.

However, some of the collaborative work begs the question: who is this for? Your average Palace consumer, perhaps not. Continue reading to find out more on some of Palace’s most outrageous, extreme and utterly ridiculous items they’ve ever created with the help of the Italian fashion house.

Palace Gucci GG-P Supreme Conforti Safe Box

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A safe for safe people: $120,000 USD. Yes, you did read that right. Granted, it is a safe and it is made in conjunction with Conforti, one of the world’s leading safe makers that comes out of Italy. Furthermore, the design harks back to Gucci’s iconic travel trunks, sporting a Gucci GG Supreme webbed print that’s intersected with Palace’s emblematic logo alongside the green and red webbing stripe. Elsewhere, we find myrtle briar-root wood and suede GG-Triferg on the interior, working its way around glass shelves, as well as a reproduction of a key belonging to Leonardo Loredan, the Doge of Venice from 1501-1521.

Palace Gucci Moto Guzzi

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Ride right to the bank: Sticking to the theme of oddities, Palace Gucci teamed up with the Italian motorcycle manufacturer Moto Guzzi to release a limited run of 50 V7 Stone bikes. Coming in at a staggering $53,000 USD — baring in mind that a stock iteration costs $9,000 USD — the motorbike sports a camouflaged aesthetic that’s decorated with gold-toned dual-branding and Gucci-embossed leather on the seat, along with customized pannier luggage and various other emblems denoting the bike’s rarity and collaborative credentials.

Leather Pants With Patches

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Get on ‘ya bike: For those wanting to pick up a Moto Guzzi, you might also want to consider the leathers on offer from Palace Gucci. As of writing, the jacket is sold out across the globe on Gucci Vault’s website, meaning your only chance of copping the coveted piece is by heading to one of the store takeovers IRL. However, the pants are still available for $11,000 USD. Granted, the leather is buttery smooth and has been treated to give off a vintage aesthetic, and to round things off, patches relating to the partnership and biking have been added to complement the Hells Angels feel.

Studded and Embroidered Tie-Dye Sweatshirt

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Enough to make you sweat: At $6,400 USD, this might be one of the most expensive hoodies to ever come out of Gucci’s doors. Made from green tie-dye light felted cotton jersey, the garment is covered in not just patches but also embroidered dragons and the Interlocking GG motif, as well as studs on the hood, on front pockets and on the cuff. Justifiable?

Printed Silk Pillow With Patches

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Home decor, but make it Palucci: It wouldn’t be a Palace drop without some overtly-branded home accessories, and luckily, the printed silk pillow is here to soothe your worries. Priced at $1,850 USD, the 50cmx50cm pillow is crafted from a blue printed silk twill on one side and moiré on the other side, working alongside a dual-branded Triferg symbol and an Interlocking G dragon design before black tassels hang from the four corners.

Bootcut Jeans With Allover GG Pattern and Studs

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Got them bootcut jeans with the Palucci flare: While this might be one of the greatest items in the collection, it’s also one of the most unbelievably priced at $5,900 USD for a pair of jeans. But, they’re not just any old pair of jeans, as Palace Gucci has designed with a nod to the streetwear label’s penchant for Y2K culture, bringing the bootcut shape to the next level. Likewise, the GG print on the front is all-encompassing, while studs on the sides and yoke, crystals on the bottom as well as a Gucci Palace patch on the back round things off in true glamor.

GG-P Supreme Airpod Case With Adjustable Strap

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Only the best for your ears: By now, it’s become second nature to spend almost as much on an AirPod case as the AirPods cost in the first place. Naturally, Palace Gucci goes to the next level with its offering, priced at $980 USD. However, like many of the items in this list, it’s clear to see where the money has been spent — coming down to the finest of details. For an AirPod case, it’s impressive to see that Gucci has treated this little box like a real piece of luggage, crafting it from pale pink branded canvas leather before adding a leather strap and a chrome magnetic closure. As the label puts it, “IMAGINE HOW EPIC YOUR AIRPODS ARE GOING TO FEEL WHEN YOU PUT THEM TO BED IN THIS AT NIGHTTIME.”

Strawberry Print Rain Umbrella With Leather Handle

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Best when wet: Of the two umbrellas on offer, the strawberry-printed one is actually the least expensive at $1,500 USD. With that being said, it’s also far more eye-catching, with its design nodding to sporting jerseys found elsewhere in the capsule. Here, Palace Gucci’s umbrella dials up the luxury a green and red leather handle wrapping around a wooden stalk. Branding here rounds things off.

Check Shirt With Embroidered Details

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Guy Fieri x Palace, anyone?: There are a number of items from Palace Gucci that feel relatively justified — but $4,000 USD for a checked shirt? We’ll leave that to you to decide. While it completely evokes the spirit of Palace, complete with dragon embroidery, the Interlocking G and the Palace Gucci logo in white on the rear of the shoulders, it might be a step too far for even your most avid Palace fan.

Shop the Palace Gucci collection on Gucci Vault or head to physical stores in Paris, Milan, Tokyo, Osaka, and Bangkok, or the takeovers of Palace stores in London, New York, Los Angeles and Tokyo.