The King of Beers is undergoing a patriotic rebrand for the summer.
“Man’s best friend delivering one of man’s greatest achievements.”
Dubbed “MIDLIFE LIGHT.”
He will be replaced, James Bond-style.
According to Manhattan district attorney Cyrus R. Vance JR.
“One bad-ass beer.”
Beer makes the world a better place.
Beer + Ice Cream = Beer Float
A controller in one hand and a beer in the other.