story lines for new star wars

see if you guys can come up with some funny ones. heres a couple of mine. 1. following a bad breakup chewbacca undergoes a makeover. shaves all his hair off. role played by dog the bounty hunter 2. jabba the hut gets a perosnal trainer. loses 2000 lb. goes vegan, comes out of the closet. intergalactic club hopping 3. luke skywalker finds out princess laeia is his sister. says fuck it, goes for it. 4. darth vader adds a brita filter to his respirator mask, starts drinking more water. 5. lando calrizion gets queen amidala strung out on crack aka bobby and whitney. hijinx ensues

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