Just called the called the doctor's office a couple of minutes ago...turns out the appointment is a physical. Btw, I'm happy I can provide y'all with some humor on my part. Roast away and make it hilarious! This thread is cracking me the fuck up!

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[Quote] Word. Edit: It's a full exam/checkup.

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[Quote] And so it begins. Yer pretty damn funny.

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[Quote] I have bad health anxiety.

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[Quote] They coming...hold on a second. I'm taking a screenshot and blurring out the name and address.

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[Quote] You're lucky I don't care about this. Haha. this will be in the back pages of the forum in a couple of days anyway.

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[Quote] Probably should of never made this thread...SMH @ my pathetic ass existence. I just have really bad health anxiety. now, I'm going to be known as that dude that made that thread because of this shit. Next time, I'm just gonna keep thoughts like this to myself and not put it online.

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[Quote] It really seems ridiculous, but it doesn't take much for me for that to happen although I usually got control over that shit in most situations. Prolly should a got an ugly bitch to do this..then it wouldn't be an issue.

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I have a doctor's appointment in two days and I'm nervous as fuck about it. The last time I had a doctor's appointment was when I was 18 and now I'm 26. Since then, I haven't exactly been treating my body right, have been smoking weed, cigarettes, drinking, did some drugs, and haven't been working out like I used to or eating right. I opted for a female PCP. And she's actually really attractive (pic available upon request). The last time I had an checkup I had a male doctor and I just couldn't do that anymore. Having another man touch my dick is not swag and not winning. Aside from realistic health concerns bothering me, I'm actually somewhat anticipating having a female doctor do this checkup this time around. I'll will admit though, my main concern is accidentally getting an erection during the exam. I've heard its kind of normal in situation's like this so I'm not worried about it that much. Has anyone here ever had or currently have a female doctor? Were there any problems or did things go smoothly? And since I am nervous about it, would it be a good idea to smoke weed before the checkup to calm my nerves?

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I love chicks with muscle so I voted sexy! I've had a thing for them since I was about 18. they definetely inspire me to get my workout on for real! And nothing's sexier than running my fingers up and around their abs and ribcage.

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[URL] although i voted I'm out of this world...

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[Quote] I gotta agree with this. Plus, going to festivals alone is ten times more expensive cost wise than going with a friend. I'm trying to check out Electric Zoo in NYC this year, but other than one person I know, all my friends are just too annoyed by EDM to even go to a festival like that. It would be nice to get another person to ride down to NYC with because that cuts down on the cost of gas and tools, plus they can help chip in on a hotel room. I just don't see the sense in paying almost $1000 just to go to a festival by myself.

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[Quote] This. Although it does suck that I don't have anyone to go with to share the experience with, if there's someone I want to see live, I go regardless. Some of the best shows I've seen in my life I went to alone.

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