how many times have you fap in your fap career?

i think i range from 2000 to 2500 faps here's the formula 365 faps a year if you do it 365 a year not including leap year

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this is the best song of the summer

[Embed content] no homo

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i'm feeling real thirsty

and i don't know how to get a drink can someone give a guide? thanks

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anyone elses penis shrivel up when they play basketball?

my dick shrivels up when i play basketball how to keep it long and flaccid? no homo

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things you do to pleasure yourself while fapping?

besides jacking off my penis like to flick my nipples and pretend to kiss my own neck to get that feel my orgasm been better lately when i yank on my nipple just as i reach the point of estacy what you do guys do you get a pleasuable orgasm?

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Chris Brown is a top prospect in the 2013 nba draft

i think he would go number 1 because he can be marketed and he can play he got pg handles and can dunk the ball i see him as a 20ppg and 10apg guy in the nba he'll be 24 by 2013 and in his primes he is ready to help which ever team draft him win a title highlights of breezy 1:25 [Embed content]

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how to jack off better?

i been using my left hand a lot and it doesn't feel good i think my form is good but when i come i feel nothing help please

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scottsteiner vs .kciN

[Embed content] skip to the 12 minute mark .kciN knows he can't beat me so he pulls out the chair but then his gf pulls the chair from him then i drop his face onto the mat winner - scott steiner

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i feel like shit right now

just fapped twice in the last hour on some porn all that testastrone that i was saving up for the past four days are gone. my erection went back to erectile dysfunction mode. i just shaved my pubes yesterday. feeling like shit now. how to quit masturbating forever? ~steiner

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HB members lets all try out for the NBDL

i know most of you guys ain't no lebron james but we can get into the nba via nbdl all we do is all join the different nbdl team then we pad up our stats untill we make it into the nba i done some research on how to get into the nb dl http://www.ehow.com/how_2096391_tryout-nba-dleague.html our best chance to pad up stats would be for all of us to get a spot on every single nbdl team then we take turns leting one another drop 100 points on the team until we all get sign since i thought of this idea i think i should be the first one to get sign from the nbdl to the nba sign up here so we know who's going to go thru with this

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maintaining rock hard solid erection without touching penis

how can i maintain my rock hard solid erection without touching my penis? i can't maintain it while watching porn but i get good strong hard morning wood. is it too much porn/masturbating? i fap 3-8 times a day and i cum twice out of all my session serious replies please i know hb fell off so we should bring back everyone by showing that this community is together and helpful ~steiner

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Big Poppa Pump's Official Girls Thread

redneck and white trash i will post something that you will never attain. this is my official girls thread. [Image]

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you know they say all men are created equal

You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at HB members, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another HB member, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add a pinoid to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause pinoids KNOWS they can't beat me, and they're not even gonna try! So, HB member, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McHB member; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice! See- but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies." (turns to Lauren) "Would you rather be with me, or would you rather be with HB member?" Lauren: "Well, I think HB member's kinda nice, I mean, you know?" Steiner: "See, you're one o' those girls that like romance. I'm-a talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night, or go home to that fatass HB member!? See, tonight, we're gonna win, and I'm gonna be the World Champion at Sacrifice! Come on, Petey! Let's go!

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what type of redneck do we have on hb?

i'm saying up to you dumb rednecks on here get my bags holla if ya hear me [Embed content]

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size does matter

[Embed content] holla if ya hear me!

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