Miami/Ft Lauderdale/Keys vacation advice

Alright so me and a lady friend just got plane tickets to go down to Miami on a short trip in March. I'm tryna stay in an area where we can relax and be at a beach and eat some good ass food. Will be there from a monday-thursday Don't necessarily have to stay right on Miami beach. Any advice on some places in south eastern florida to be at without it being too dull or too much of a zoo? Trying to avoid beaches that have crowds like this: [Image]

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Why I stopped watching porn

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Yourself, tipping, and ethnicity + FUCK JOEY BADA$$ HE DOESNT TIP

So we all should be leaving tips for good service, and we all should be getting tipped for providing good service. I'd first like to ask, how do you tip? Most people like to do %, some people bust out their smart phones and calculate some specific ass shit. Me for good service, I tip roughly 20% by doubling the first digit and rounding up or down based on the 2nd digit, if the service is bad i tip whatever the first digit is and round up or down. I almost always tip 20% or a little over that you have to have earned a shitty tip from me if you get a shitty one. I can't stand cheap people who don't tip well. Second I'd like to ask, do you have any biases, or noticeable experiences with various ethnicities tipping? THIS IS ALL JUST MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE I DO NOT CLAIM IT TO BE AN ABSOLUTE TRUTH THAT APPLIES TO EVERYONE. I ALWAYS DO MY BEST TO PROVIDE A CUSTOMER WITH A GOOD SERVICE EXPERIENCE REGARDLESS OF THEIR ETHNIC BACKGROUND BUT THERE ARE SOME CONSISTENCIES I HAVE NOTICED. *** edited for those who want to get butt hurt. Don't waste your time feeling any type of way about it, my experiences are in their proper place these are NOT wild racial claims that I live by or take very seriously, so you shouldn't either. Of course you aren't born with a skin color and its automatically calculated how you will tip in the future, if you need further clarification im happy to reply. Asians - Its not that Asians tip bad, but 1st gen fresh off the boat Asians seem to have no clue that youre supposed to tip for anything, and they tend to be extremely polite customers, who exuberate how happy they are with good service. Jews - Rich jewish people, they tip, but they tip so shitty its insulting. I did a job for a filthy rich trust fund jewish lady in her 60s, who told me she never worked a day in her life and lives off her dads fortune, her Hispanic maid tipped me quadruple what the rich lady did after she saw how shitty we were tipped. Blacks - All my friends who deliver food say black people tip very poorly and youre lucky to get a tip from them, personally in my experience I haven't notice a trend in how black people tip, its a mixed bag, but I will say people from Caribbean Islands have always tipped me well. Whites - White people are a mixed bag, but if youre going to get an amazing tip, chances are its from a white person. Latinos - Latinos tip respectable amounts, I can't think of a time a Latino didn't tip or gave me a shitty tip. Indians and Arabs are a mixed bag. My roommate works at a Jamaican restaurant and delivers food to Joey Bada$$ often, and sometimes Joey comes into the restaurant, he NEVER tips a dime. I like the kids music, but what a fucking scumbag homie should spit in his food before serving him next time.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Know anybody who can help out with advanced statistics? $$$

I'm in a desperate situation, this online class is hard as fuck, prof is much harder than others teaching the same course, he claims half the students fail or quit. Only two assignments left and an exam. I can't even find someone who will tutor me. Figured i'd try my luck on HB. I need someone who can do this and the compensation with be fat for the amount of time I need help.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Hipsters fuck off. Boston marathon thread.... SUSPECT ALIVE IN CUSTODY

Boston is a small city we aren't LA or NYC. Everybody comes out to see the race, its one of our biggest events of the year. I have immediate family that lives within eye sight of yesterdays bombs, friends who run that race every year. It hits close to home for me and a lot of heads in yesterdays thread. I been posted up outside of those spots on Boyalston everyone who came up in Boston has, whether skating with friends, hitting the bars, or teens getting bums to cop them liquor. I spent hours on the phone yesterday checking up on everyone with my heart racing. I can feel my home towns spirit from NYC, the bean is really coming together like one big fam right now, from my homies in the hood out in Dorchester to my silver spoon homies out in Newton. Its not 5th ave our blocks are tight knit. The Boston marathon thread is no place to spew a hipster agenda, im calling heads like Napolean and Jacob out. I get it, you want to raise awareness about world events and put Boston on a relative scale, but let it be known that if you really gave a fuck you'd be making your own threads instead of piggy backing off other peoples pain. Post all you want about other tragedies in this thread, think of it as your outlet to pretend you really give a fuck. Kony 2012 ass posters. Edit: On another note, fuck the Muslim bashers too, if you were educated worth a damn you'd recognize there is a sizeable population of Muslims thats fam in Boston just like everyone else right now. We don't know who did it, and hypothetically if this was done by Muslim extremist you can be sure a lot more Muslims would be upset about this than happy. Hillbilly ass posters.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Tell your summarized life stories

Keep it short but enough to be informative. I'll be interested to read what you guys been through. Could help inspire people. I'll start. Born: Boston MA early childhood: Fucked up, only child, mom in life changing car accident, middle class school years: Struggled in school, didn't give a fuck, living alone with mentally ill mom, didn't fit in with locals, was accepted by the hood kids, created too much trouble with the homies. Had a period of living in poverty in the early 2000s. Made some suburban friends in a wealthy town over who were throwing wild parties, opend my eyes to new social experiences. Hood friends pretty much sent away and split up for various reasons. I stopped going to school, got sent away. Learned some thangs and graduated. Had a stupid first love... lesson learned don't take girls seriously until they are grown women, just fuck them. Summer jobs construction. college: NYC and Long Island. Started good. Father got extremely sick. Not good. Had my last fight in years after freshman year. Got with a grown ass woman. Stopped in the middle of a semester cuz of my fathers illness. Transferred. Got my shit together after a life of repressed negative energy. Old friend who got into gang bangin got shot, shook me up, felt guilt for not kickin it with my trouble makers like on some i shudda been there and stayed tight shit. Started reading inspiring books, read about Buddhism. Very enlightening, helped me further my journey into positivity. Started my own business. Achieving shit and keeping it real feels good, finally seeing the glass half full, as a kid I never thought id make it to the university, I have the kind of truck I always wanted, the kind of sex I always wanted with the kind of woman I want, family making it on their own too, but still struggling and trying to maintain cuz life is a struggle. Graduating soon. Stuck between a path of finding passion and a path of getting good $$$ at a job I probably don't want.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

BEST HIP-HOP GROUPS

we have best rappers threads but not one of these... i think. stay which ones you think are best, im not going to tell you how many to list. For me Wu Tang Clan... shout outs to ghost and rae collabs Outkast A Tribe Called Quest Boot Camp Clik... shout outs to OGC, sean p and rock, smif n wesson Mobb Deep Pete Rock and Cl smooth De La Soul M.O.P. Eric B and Rakim... I know they deserve to be higher on the list Def Squad

2 Weeks ago in Music Discussion

my peer from HS got hit with the murder charge...

you know this shit happens in your community all the time but you never think its gunna be people you knew or currently are tight with right? I went to a school with less than 300 of us so we all knew eachother pretty well. [URL] It got my wheels turning. For some reason, at times like these people feel the need to share and talk about it. Just last spring my closest homie from way back in childhood took shots to the chest, and fortunetly fully recovered, but that situation had everybody talking as well, fortunetly in that case it brought a lot of people together to provide positivity and support during a hard time. I guess its human nature.  HB I know these are common life experiences, if you've ever had someone once part of your every day, or currently part of your every day, caught up in something news worthy and serious that caught you off guard, share how you felt and what went down, and preferably with a link to the article.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

termanology

terms been doing his thing for awhile one of the great rappers out of MA, recently dropped a great release with lil fame of MOP. havent seen him get nuff recognition on hypebeast. [Embed content]

2 Weeks ago in Music Discussion

Trailer Park Boys

Whats good any TPB fans on here?

2 Weeks ago in Entertainment

Luccini guap cakes - anybody else work for themselves?

I just sold my old truck and bought an F250, I haul peoples shit for em, tow trailers etc, there is big money in that line of work. It got me thinkin, folks on HB talk about their jobs all the time, but who out there is making their own loot as their own boss and what do you do?

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

God Bless America

Coming soon to theaters, currently on demand. Fucking gold.

2 Weeks ago in Entertainment

so im out in LA right now and I think its time to share some west coast classics

Share that good shit, that DJ quick, Dre, MC eiht, DPG, anything classic cali. I love the classic regional sounds of hip-hop, this shit is like theme music for cruising around LA. [Embed content]

2 Weeks ago in Music Discussion

NYC/LI area – UNCLE MAJIC THE HIPHOP MAGICIAN!!

We all seen the commercials, whos tryna throw a party and throw down on an uncle majic appearance? [Embed content]

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Fucks wrong with kids these days

Fucks wrong with em? Share your opinion.

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