one crawled into my keyboard, and is doing god knows what in there as i type incredibly cautiously. i have some serious fucking arachnophobia i already tried mashing all the keys to squash him, but he crawled out then right back in. help

Started by Fuck spiders, seriously, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

[URL] fucking fascinating. [I] 1. Masturbation can take place in the womb 2. Genitals are not necessary 3. You can have orgasms when you're dead 4. Orgasms can cause bad breath 5. Orgasms can cure hiccups 6. Doctors once prescribed orgasms to aid fertility 7. Pig farmers still prescribe this for their pigs 8. Female animals are having more fun than you think 9. Studying human orgasm in labs is not easy 10. But it sure is entertaining[/I]

Started by 10 things you didn't know about orgasms, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

ok, why not. [URL]

Started by Just Dance, screamo version, 2 Weeks ago in Music

he's fucking legit [URL]

Started by Asher Roth, white boy on the mic, 2 Weeks ago in Music

This just came out yesterday, anyone cop it yet? [Image] I downloaded it for only 4.99 on Amazontunes, it's a pretty good fucking album. If you liked American Idiot you'll like this too. Doesn't have the 9-minute rock opera songs of AI but same sound and awesome, catchy hooks.

Started by Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown, 2 Weeks ago in Music

On a scale of one to ten. I've noticed lately how many more guys are so fucking OCD about how they look. I like to look clean and fresh 24/7, but within reason. If you're making me wait in the car for ten minutes while you pluck your eyebrows to perfection using a magnifying mirror, we've crossed over into overkill territory. How obsessed/couldn't give a rats ass about how you look are you?

Started by How much do you obsess about your appearance?, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

How many of you nigs take a little nap during the day? I always catch 20-30 minutes of sleep around 3 or 4, gives me a little boost of energy before work.

Started by Naptime, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

So I was walking out of the Falafel drive in with my food, when some bum was sitting against the wall asking for change. He asks for change and I say "sorry man dont have any, want this Vitamin Water?" And I offer him the [U]unopened[/U] VW, not like I was giving him second hand shit, and he gives me the worst look and tells me "he didnt want that bullshit." so i say, "fuck you then" and chug half the thing and keep walking to my car. last time I try to be nice, what a dick.

Started by I don't give homeless people shit, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

[URL] weed_dad(faggot) - :14 bitch ass nig - :35 ninja - 1:06 super sayian - 1:42 Beast mode! - 2:37 GODLIKE - Make it through the whole video without laughing, raging, or changing facial expressions. how far can you get?

Started by You rage/laugh you lose!, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Life is short, and you only get one. Fuck being lazy, sad, inactive, or scared. There's more to life than just scraping by, or wasting all your money on stupid Supreme shit. I was just thrown through a car windshield in a high speed accident, and walked away with only some cuts. The way my car ended up, it's some sort of miracle I'm still alive. I had a major epiphany, and I'm not going to post here anymore, because I'd like to make better use of my time, because I truly realize for the first time the fragility of life; how quickly it can all come to end. Later fellas, it's been fun.

Started by Go do something with your life, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

[B]Entries are closed. We have plenty of people and it's time to battle it out.[/B] Let's see if any of you horny fucks can even make it a week, lol. Rules are simple: 1. No fapping, sex, or blowjorbs. 2. If you do, you have to post that you lost. 3. Wet dreams don't count though 4. You can try to sabotage other players Just post saying "I'm in" if you want to compete. If you're in, you just have to post maybe once every few days. I'll edit the list of whoever is in or out. When you give up, just say so. [Image] [B] In: corey hester hypefairy skaeggska ethank11 HabsFan Out: Cairo Krooks mr.jake Awesome3 MFdoom Virunga vanilla. bkrawk JohnnyBoy A!ex Awesome3 Distill3d AlwayS_DreSSeD T_O_F hi im jules Zapzoid DStyles DouceCalinette AbDizzy Bill B.[/B]

Started by The No Fap Challenge, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

[URL] fools got a motherfucking tarantula in his mouth

Started by What the fuck is this?!, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

The Conflicker virus is going to rape your computer tomorrow, unless you're ready. [B]"Conficker, also known as Downup, Downadup and Kido, is a computer worm that surfaced in October 2008 and targets the Microsoft Windows operating system.[1] The worm exploits a previously patched vulnerability in the Windows Server service used by Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows Server 2003, Windows Server 2008, Windows 7 Beta, and Windows Server 2008 R2 Beta.[2] The worm has been unusually difficult for network operators and law enforcement to counter because of its combined use of advanced malware techniques. Experts say it is the worst infection since 2003's SQL Slammer. Estimates of the number of computers infected is around 15 million computers."[/B] It activated tomorrow, April 1st. Scan your shit: [URL] And make sure your firewall is up to date. Nobody knows that this thing does, it could just turn your cursor into a penis, or be complete informational warfare. Just make sure your comp is scanned and fire walled.

Started by The virus to end all viruses drops tomorrow, are you ready?, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Post good mostly or completely unknown songs, that's it. [URL]

Started by Dope songs you've never heard of, 2 Weeks ago in Music

I just got from the DMV and it took every ounce of self restraint not to grab a chair and smash it over the head of everyone in the building. Ugh, everyone who works there is a fucking idiot prick and everyone in there is in a bad mood and it just all amplifies as everyone is mean to each other.

Started by Fuck the DMV, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic