[COLOR="SlateGray"]Two men walk into a little jazzy coffe house where they play live music,have a great book selection & serve some of the world's tastiest coffee & tea blends.As they enter & take a seat, they are greeted by a black haired,milky-skinned 23 yr.old european temptress.They both order two coffees which to their surprise they are asked,"Would you like some of my special breastmilk for a more exotic flavor?"With a quick look at each other & then her bosom.They both reply,"YES!"No longer then two minutes & forty seconds they get their orders.While sitting at their table drinking their coffee with the live jazz music playing.They notice that their black haired,milky-skinned 23 yr.old european goddess sitting in a chair with a baby bottle to her naval.Amazed that it seemed that something was indeed drinking from it,one of the men asked,"Excuse me but are you pregnant?"To which she proudly replied,"Why Yes!"The other man then asks,"How does your baby drink milk from your naval?"She explained that where she was born they were extremely poor & if people knew a young woman was lactating they would try & steal the babies food.So over time all the women from her country learned this trick.Awed & confused the first man then asked,"But what if they tried to pump milk from your breasts?"With a happy grin the young female replied,"Nothing would happen silly."So The second man then asked a better question,"Where does your milk come from then?"The black haired,milky-skinned 23 yr.old european beauty then replied,"Why out of my anus sir!"Which lead both men to say,"I thought this tasted like butt(er)milk. [/COLOR]

Started by S***s & Giggles, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

[COLOR="SlateGray"]Now that push ton a key is signed to G.O.O.D. Music will we get more verses like this from him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhIVy99IpH4 or more of the same like this example below just with beats from Kanye & wishfully No ID? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLHcOAHeXSs[/COLOR]

Started by Pusha T, 2 Weeks ago in Music

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Ahh! Today is my born day fellow hbers. I'm 29 years of age on this the 29th of August. I'm trying to take 29 puffs off 29 blunts, drink like 29 shots, then get 29 licks/sucks from at least 29 broads on my 29 yr.old cock>smh. p.s. no based god[/COLOR]

Started by Happy Birthday A.B.Y.S.S.!!!, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ExWsVFJlFo [COLOR="Purple"]Take my hand (take my hand) Let's just dance (let's just dance) Watch my feet (watch my feet) Follow me (follow me) Don't be scared (don't be scared) Girl, I'm here (girl I'm here) If you didn't know, (if you didn't know) this is love [/COLOR]

Started by For Those Who Caught The Fever, 2 Weeks ago in Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrjmsz99xTU [COLOR="Purple"]i'm just bein honest.[/COLOR]

Started by Chris Rock-Crackers Video (outkast spoof), 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27kaDR-XWro [COLOR="Purple"]just saw the video for this song and i'm kinda like eh... anyway since alot of you fassies love the protege of usher(justin beiber), do you think that this album will do better numbers than his last album?[/COLOR]

Started by Raymond Vs. Raymond, 2 Weeks ago in Music

ok i was coming down from a nice drunken stupor when i turned on MTV and saw i kissed a girl video by katie p and noticed that the chick kesha is in the video playing one of the girls she could've kissed. at first i was like wait wtf? but then i looked it up on youtube and sure enough she's in the freakin' video. i guess you really do pay your dues in the music industry*sarcasm* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fBdgZUtpBg [Image] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGoR0sj7qEw *she's in the bed scence on the left.the one who has the hair in her face constantly at first. towards the 2:27,2:34,2:47 marks you can see her face clearly though. late pass while intoxicated.

Started by I Wuz Drunk But Not Enough, 2 Weeks ago in Music

[COLOR="Blue"]or am i just seeing things?[/COLOR]

Started by Did Adam Lambert Kiss A Guy On The AMA's?, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

[I][B]i have no comment just want to see whether the asian members agree or disagree [/B][/I] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMK3UCFU0Og

Started by Asian Hypebeast Discuss, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

http://videos.onsmash.com/v/xSsw4jP5bEcPu5nw alright song but this lil' punk knows how to use nunchucks now smh. i feel sorry for the next broad gets him mad.

Started by Chris Brown I Can Transform Ya f/Swizz Beatz & Lil Wayne, 2 Weeks ago in Music

True story it really is my birthday as well as Michael Jackson, anywho flame on.

Started by Happy Birthday 2 Me, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

http://www.limelinx.com/files/cf4aeb0969f5deb71e9c5bb88d317209 enjoy while it here.

Started by Successful Video Song Version, 2 Weeks ago in Music

i just heard like three songs from dude and with the autotune effect he rivals browns singing voice. with the backslash chris has suffered from the rihanna situation/pleading to a felony could it happen? i think chris should ghostwrite for him and just get that songwriter money, besides isn't chris trying to rap with t.taylor? opinions or thoughts?

Started by Could Jeremih Be The Chris Brown Killer?, 2 Weeks ago in Music

[Image] oreo cookies do not make your breath smell or taste minty after drinking liquor. you gotta lot of s'plainin' to do drew.

Started by Drew You Lied To Me!!!, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

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Started by And Now Back To Our Scheduled Program, 2 Weeks ago in Off Topic