mama joke break

March 01, 2006 @ 17:23:11
your mama gotta toe on her back and they call her tobacco
March 01, 2006 @ 17:53:13
SMH
March 01, 2006 @ 18:02:51

Inactive User

Warning: The following jokes are very offensive. Reader discretion advised.

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?
A: An oil painting only needs 1 nail to hang.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, 1 dead baby.

Q: What's more fun that swinging a baby by 1 leg?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What do you get when you hit a baby on the head with a hammer?
A: An erection.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I dunno, but last time I changed a lightbulb I had 94 lying around.
March 01, 2006 @ 18:10:23

Inactive User

here are some more dead baby jokes ive accumulated over the years

q- how do u paint a wall with a dead baby?
a- chuck it as hard as you can.

q- whats the difference between a cadillac and a dead baby?
a- i dont have a cadillac in my garage.

(variation of the dead baby float)
q- how do u make a dead baby float?
a- take your foot off of it.

q- how do you pick up a dead baby?
a- with a pitchfork.

(this one is kinda long and contains a slew of questions and answers)
q- whats better than 1 dead baby?
a- 2
q- whats better than 2 dead babies?
a- 3
q- whats better than 3 dead babies?
a-4
q- whats better than 4 dead babies?
a- a pile of dead babies.
q- whats better than a pile of dead babies?
a- a pile of dead babies with an alive one at the bottom.
q- whats better than a pile of dead babies with an alive one at the bottom?
a- the alive one eating its way out.

and those are my dead baby jokes. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
March 01, 2006 @ 18:11:59
thanx for ruining what was supposed to be a light hearted post - i'm a father homie and those jokes got mad issues
March 01, 2006 @ 18:17:09

Inactive User

no prob
March 01, 2006 @ 18:48:52

Inactive User

Originally posted by Inactive User
no prob
:rofl:
March 01, 2006 @ 21:07:49

Inactive User

Originally posted by Inactive User
thanx for ruining what was supposed to be a light hearted post - i'm a father homie and those jokes got mad issues


that's why it's called a "joke".

zing.
March 02, 2006 @ 03:34:08

Inactive User

Yeah dood I got nothing but love for kids too, but I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer vulgarity of it.
March 02, 2006 @ 14:26:40
nice kankurou:rofl:

Yo momma so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin

Yo momma so fat she got baptized at Sea World

lol the next few are very offensive so just skip em if you take offense, once again-- viewer discretion is advised

q-why did the dead baby cross the road
a- because it was chained to the bumper

q-how to you get a dead baby into a cup
a- a blender
q-how do you get it out
a- a straw

q- whats better than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees
a- 1 dead babie nailed to 10 trees

q-why cant hellen keller drive?
a- because she's a woman

q- why did the woman cross the road
a- who cares whats she doing out of the kitchen anyway?
March 02, 2006 @ 21:35:25
lolool what kinda disturbed individual sits home and makes dead baby jokes.

YO MAMAS so fat her cars made of spandex.
YO MAMAS so dumb she invented a wheelchair with pedals
March 03, 2006 @ 10:54:07

Inactive User

Oh man! Yo momma jokes! Haven't heard these in a long time... here's mine:

Yo momma so fat she puts on tampons with a bazooka!

Yo momma like a bowling ball, you stick your fingers in the hole, throw her in the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
March 04, 2006 @ 15:00:59
HaHAAHAHAHAHA

kingkelly' mom kick customized dunk lows

HAHAAHAHAahA

:stoneface:
March 04, 2006 @ 15:18:39

Inactive User

Originally posted by Inactive User
Warning: The following jokes are very offensive. Reader discretion advised.

Q: What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?
A: An oil painting only needs 1 nail to hang.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, 1 dead baby.

Q: What's more fun that swinging a baby by 1 leg?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What do you get when you hit a baby on the head with a hammer?
A: An erection.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I dunno, but last time I changed a lightbulb I had 94 lying around.


Locust you like hurting babys or what man hahaha
March 04, 2006 @ 15:54:58
:rofl: :rofl: havent heard dead baby jokes in a while
March 15, 2009 @ 17:59:20
BRING BACK THE DEAD

yo momma so old she farts dust

Strictly

March 15, 2009 @ 18:07:52
Yo mama so ugly, she look like a dead baby that looks like your moms moms daughter, which is yo mama!
March 15, 2009 @ 18:09:55
???
March 15, 2009 @ 18:23:23
not to sound rude but what you guys think is funny is nasty. you guys are on that hostel saw tip!

Strictly

March 15, 2009 @ 18:23:31
Originally posted by Inactive User
This topic so old, it was made in 2006.


no way are you serious
March 15, 2009 @ 18:38:00
Drewbacca
gravedug. anyways


OHHH YOU WANNNA TALK MAMMMAS?

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March 15, 2009 @ 19:53:07
blinkyeyes Wow at the dead baby jokes.
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