I Got Arrested

April 04, 2008 @ 15:11:43
Okay, so here's the deal, find out how you will be arrested, the google way. Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotations marks, or else it won't work.

German was arrested for transporting over 700 pounds of marijuana in the truck he was driving
April 04, 2008 @ 15:14:51
Andrew was arrested for a charge that never existed and he was released when we got to the police station last night

April 04, 2008 @ 15:15:31
"William was arrested for domestic violence following a confrontation with Deborah at the family home"
thats cool
April 04, 2008 @ 15:15:39
Christian was arrested for downloading child porn on to his computer. He faces up to five years in prison.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:20:30
In August of 1930, Cameron was arrested in Marion, Ind., and taken to the local jail along with two friends, Thomas Shipp and Abram Smith. A mob soon broke into the jail and drug out all three young men. Shipp and Smith were hanged in the public square by the mob, following which another rope was thrown over Cameron’s head. As the noose was tightened in front of a crowd of 2,000 citizens, a voice shouted out that Cameron was not guilty and should not be killed. Miraculously, Cameron was cut down and carried back to the jail to face charges of robbery.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:23:25
mine is stupid and gay

Travis was arrested for indecency in twelve states and three Canadian provinces after his brief encounter with TPS, in which it just briefly grazed his head. When cops chase him, they yell, "Hey, you with the shoes!"
April 04, 2008 @ 15:33:10
dmwalking
Moderator
On November 11, 2005, David was arrested in Austria under a 1989 warrant accusing him of Holocaust denial......

WTF?

HB stands for Help Beast. Currently supporting the supportive movement.

April 04, 2008 @ 15:34:38
Richard was arrested for thirteen murders, five attempted murders, six rapes, three lewd acts on children, two kidnappings, three acts of forced oral copulation, four counts of sodomy, five robberies and fourteen burglaries.

LOL
April 04, 2008 @ 15:37:11
Ed , the two-time Olympic gold medalist and one of track and field's biggest stars, was arrested in Los Angeles early Sunday on charges of soliciting a female police officer for prostitution and was later released on his own recognizance.


HAHA FAGGOTS, at least I got arrested gettin some pussy. :O
April 04, 2008 @ 15:40:00
Christian was arrested for downloading child porn on to his computer. He faces up to five years in prison.

u sick mother fuker lol
April 04, 2008 @ 15:42:23
Jonathan was arrested for a few seedlings 3 inches tall and just wants to grow his own in peace
April 04, 2008 @ 15:44:08
It all began when Victor was arrested for a traffic violation in Park Forest, IL. After sleeping on the floor of a cell without food overnight, Victor was taken to the Chicago Police Department’s Area 1 center for questioning in two murder cases.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:49:31
"Eric was arrested for the armed robbery of a South Carolina Krispy Kreme franchise, and is currently serving a three-year sentence in a medium-security prison."
April 04, 2008 @ 15:50:51
On March 5, 2008 Isaiah was arrested and was held in the Marin County Jail in San Rafael, California. He was charged and pled guilty for possession of a controlled narcotic substance, disobeying a court order, evading a peace officer, providing false information to a peace officer, and driving on a suspended license.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:51:58
Snooker player Jimmy White has been arrested at a Lancashire hotel on suspicion of possessing a class A drug.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:52:51
Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house while he was naked.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:56:00
I was arrested for a DUI.
wtf.
April 04, 2008 @ 16:19:26
Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house while he was naked.


lol
April 04, 2008 @ 17:18:38
I almost don't wanna post it.

Christos developed a character called Takis Souvlakis who was around for a year or so before getting arrested for performing lewd acts on unsuspecting sheep
April 04, 2008 @ 18:02:22
"Luke was arrested for performing fellatio on preteen and teenage boys, whom he paid for the act in order to keep them from telling anyone."

No shit.
April 04, 2008 @ 18:14:51
Stephen was arrested for blasphemy, for saying things like "Jesus of Nazareth will destroy this place".
April 04, 2008 @ 18:57:32
Jeff was arrested for growing marijuana in Washington State
April 04, 2008 @ 20:33:53
ive been arrested before...shit is neither cool nor funny...=/


lol.
April 04, 2008 @ 20:34:56
Jimmy Shofner arrested after using his camcorder to take pictures
of a customer in an adjacent tanning room at Sunkissed Tanning Salon. Shofner told police he wanted "to see a naked lady." But that didn't work out for Shofner because the customer was a man instead of a woman.

tongueface
April 04, 2008 @ 21:11:11
" Ali was arrested as the result of a criminal complaint charging her with a violation of Title 18, U.S. Code Section 1038(a)(1), Conduct with the intent to convey false information. This charge arises from statements which Ali allegedly made to FBI agents on March 23 and March 24, 2005, claiming that her estranged husband, Osman Yusef Dirie, had told her that he and four Moroccans were going to bomb the United States and Saudi Arabian Embassies at London, England. As a result of these statements the complaint alleges that the FBI and other domestic and international law enforcement agencies were forced to investigate the allegations. The complaint further alleges that Ali has since admitted that her statements were false and were made to "damage" Dirie, who she claims married her in an attempt to obtain residency status in the United States."

not only am i a woman but i married an alleged terrorist
April 04, 2008 @ 21:12:49
After a short investigation, James was arrested for driving under the influence of drugs and for driving on a suspended driver's license.
April 04, 2008 @ 21:18:51
Keith was arrested for driving while black right in front of Mama's house, and Mama and Latisha were clubbed and arrested for their attempt to ...
April 04, 2008 @ 21:19:15
Kareem was arrested for violating the Uniform Firearms Act and ... that Kareem was arrested for the fourth time pursuant to an invalid bench warrant.
April 04, 2008 @ 21:33:34
Charles was arrested for possession of heroin, a drug to which he had been addicted for nearly 20 years.
April 04, 2008 @ 23:18:13
LMAO

Originally posted by Inactive User
John was arrested for beating a girl to a bloody pulp after she refused to kiss him good night at the end of a first date.
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