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February 25, 2009 @ 08:11 AM
Langox510x

Post: 1435

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: Oakland, CA/Stevens...

suprised (Please post your stories)

I'm not going to lie, this has happened to me on more then one occasion.

My story: So last night I got this random myspace add/message from this girl who claimed she was in my class and wanted to get to know me. So I check out her pictures and I'm thinking to myself "ok, I'm going to have to meet this chick because she looks cool.

So we get to talking on AIM and although she seems a little nerdy, I'm thinking shes cool, and I wouldn't mind kicking it with her. So today she asks me if I want to meet up before class, and I agree. I walk to the library to meet up with her and... suprisedsuprisedsuprised

This chick is big, and I mean bigger then me. I
February 25, 2009 @ 08:14 AM
Jim Jardashian

Post: 3899

Join Date: Aug 2007

lol


Nope, never happened. I assume everyone on the internet has been caught on To Catch a Predator on NBC but never showed on air.
February 25, 2009 @ 08:19 AM
Lykewise

Post: 381

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: NJ

When Myspacing goes wrong....

Your first mistake was thinking shorty was "sexy"... hehe
February 25, 2009 @ 08:19 AM
DaKidFromHaiti

Post: 550

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: Washington, DC

Stop tryna bag chicks on MySpace/Facebook, shits wack.
February 25, 2009 @ 08:24 AM
Langox510x

Post: 1435

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: Oakland, CA/Stevens...

Stop tryna bag chicks on MySpace/Facebook, shits wack.


Iwon't say I've never tried to get on a chick off of facebook, but she got on me.
February 25, 2009 @ 08:57 AM
Crejus

Post: 1285

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Punnaniville,Brookly...

Stop tryna bag chicks on MySpace/Facebook, shits wack.


you buggin i caught some slaws in my time from myspace my situation is different tho I usually see a shorty in a party if i fuck up the chance to holler in there .....sometimes randomly I find them on myspace and like "ohhh that's her!"


so you know....

step 1: Add

step 2: She accepts

step 3: If she accepts send her a comment like " good looks on the add don't be a stranger"

step 4: If she responds it be like "no problem you don't be stranger"

step 5: You be like "you got aim??"

Never fails Formula: Add,Two Comments,Aim
February 25, 2009 @ 09:06 AM
DaKidFromHaiti

Post: 550

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: Washington, DC

you buggin i caught some slaws in my time from myspace my situation is different tho I usually see a shorty in a party if i fuck up the chance to holler in there .....sometimes randomly I find them on myspace and like "ohhh that's her!"


so you know....

step 1: Add

step 2: She accepts

step 3: If she accepts send her a comment like " good looks on the add don't be a stranger"

step 4: If she responds it be like "no problem you don't be stranger"

step 5: You be like "you got aim??"

Never fails Formula: Add,Two Comments,Aim

Nah ain't nothing wrong with meeting a chick at a party and then adding her, I'm talking about dude who straight up go on MySpace looking for chicks, one of my friends did it and ended up with a fucking 8th grader when the dude was a junior in High School lol.
February 25, 2009 @ 09:08 AM
Domo

Post: 474

Join Date: Jan 2009

I've hooked up with many girls from myspace. It's almost too easy if you know how to do it.
February 25, 2009 @ 09:08 AM
ends!

Post: 1682

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Scotland

The girl im seeing the now added me on myspace. And this shits lasted for like a year haha.
One of my guy friends does the whole angle thing to hide his fatness haha.Hes not huge or anything but hes still big. But hes got like 30 photos of just his face.
February 25, 2009 @ 09:14 AM
SubPrime

Post: 1329

Join Date: Nov 2008

^lol, it's sad when a guy does that shit
February 25, 2009 @ 09:16 AM
DunkPunk

Post: 4604

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: L.A.

yeah..when im trying to get with a chick i dont try and judge their pictures to hard....


MYSPACE PICZORS DECIEVES!

CURRENTLY IN LONDON.

February 25, 2009 @ 09:37 AM
BruhMan

Post: 5120

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: 5thFlo

Stop tryna bag chicks on MySpace/Facebook, shits wack.


when did bagging chicks become wack? whether its done on the net or in person its the same thing.
February 25, 2009 @ 09:53 AM
Nite

Post: 784

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: purgatorio

be careful with the almighty internet; for one minute it has us dying of laughter with its tantalizing youtoobs and hilarious gifs but the next dying of shame because you fell for the angles


it happens. Be cool, then proceed to smashing her much hotter and skinnier friend(every fat chick at least) and if you feel bad you even let her watch, everybody wins!
February 25, 2009 @ 12:34 PM
BA$ED

Post: 604

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba

lol epic
February 25, 2009 @ 12:43 PM
unknown force.

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Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: san diego

damnn son she perfected those angles haha
February 25, 2009 @ 12:46 PM
GrainBelt

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Location: Minneapolis

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February 25, 2009 @ 12:50 PM
typo

Post: 2245

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: N.O. LA

fat chicks give great head.
February 25, 2009 @ 12:55 PM
uPtOwNrOaMeR

Post: 333

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: VA!

The 3rd picture should've been a dead giveaway.^^^^^And is that from a personal experience? If thats true I should go nut on this one fat girl I know ASAP
February 25, 2009 @ 01:20 PM
rinse

Post: 87

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Vancouver

that sucks
February 25, 2009 @ 01:26 PM
jawesome

Post: 3711

Join Date: Sep 2008

Huge bitch is hhuuuugggeeee. Like, you could a bit of meat on those MySpace pictures but god damn... That FB picture...

Like I found this one bitch that liked Fear Before the March of Flames once that just so happens to go to my college so I was writing random shit for the hell of it. Pretty much the same thing someone happened to me and except it turned out her face was mashed hell.

Instagram: prxsh

February 25, 2009 @ 03:05 PM
damnodalis

Post: 159

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Brooklyn

LMAOLMAOLMAO......OMG this shit is hilarious!!! Made my day. Sorry but I say go to the bar with shorty then just front like its a personality thing. Still be friends or some shit.
February 25, 2009 @ 03:14 PM
FreshAddict

Post: 3030

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: TORONTO!

she purposely misled you, don't feel bad fam
February 25, 2009 @ 03:15 PM
strafe

Post: 116

Join Date: Dec 2008

she sure fooled you...

ps: just be a man and tell the truth,,,or find a dude for her because she is probably just horny...
February 25, 2009 @ 03:19 PM
rinse

Post: 87

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Vancouver

you cant really blame her, YOU fucked up. she looks fat in that first picture she has zero definition in her face.


ya that



i also like how you mentioned that this has happened before. my advice would be creep their facebook more before you agree to meet up
February 25, 2009 @ 03:19 PM
jackandcoke

Post: 282

Join Date: Dec 2008

hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha u got punk'd
February 25, 2009 @ 03:39 PM
rawbee.

Post: 334

Join Date: Jan 2009

what is it with black guys and bust face/fat white girls? I'll never understand this. =/
February 25, 2009 @ 03:43 PM
jawesome

Post: 3711

Join Date: Sep 2008

werd.





Instagram: prxsh

February 25, 2009 @ 03:48 PM
NIQUE.

Post: 690

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Toronto

This is epic.
February 25, 2009 @ 03:56 PM
Jaylib

Post: 1736

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: Y0K0 JP

wth lango.......she wasnt even that cute in her own pics. i wouldnt get with that judging by any picture. but hey man you did what you did no hate. except for now you gotta deal with all that shit. good luck hahahahah
February 25, 2009 @ 04:04 PM
TL

Post: 1577

Join Date: May 2008

lolol

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