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February 9, 2009 @ 09:32 AM
lostin978

Post: 72

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Boston

What are some good excuses for not going to school. I gotta explain why didn't go to schoool today!
February 9, 2009 @ 09:33 AM
Mostarr

Post: 534

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: 209

herpes is acting up
February 9, 2009 @ 09:33 AM
Hamez

Post: 361

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: Twin Cities

any number of sicknesses, nobody questions you when you say diarrhea though
February 9, 2009 @ 09:36 AM
lostin978

Post: 72

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Boston

i really had diarieah this morning.
February 9, 2009 @ 09:36 AM
Colin G.

Post: 629

Join Date: May 2008

any number of sicknesses, nobody questions you when you say diarrhea though


what if they want proof..?
February 9, 2009 @ 09:52 AM
wiznerd1

Post: 526

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: L.A.

say you have a tapeworm
February 9, 2009 @ 09:55 AM
lostin978

Post: 72

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Boston

I woke up at 10:15 this morning. so if i did went to school right now, I'd still be counted for being absent even though i went because after 9:50 school is closed. so yeah. blaaaahconfused
February 9, 2009 @ 02:15 PM
riceguyx

Post: 361

Join Date: Sep 2007

tell them you were too baked to come in today....

haha... nah on the realz, stomach flu or diarrhea are the usual get-out-of-jail- free-cards
February 9, 2009 @ 04:02 PM
timmehboii

Post: 906

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: ATL

Car wouldnt start and missed the bus and nobody could give you a ride.
February 9, 2009 @ 04:48 PM
10PIECE

Post: 714

Join Date: Jan 2009

-I threw up

-i have really bad migraines

-i have vertigo

-food poisoning

http://cargocollective.com/BrancheC http://www.behance.net/BrancheC

February 9, 2009 @ 04:58 PM
&bullshit

Post: 1288

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: Los Angeles

tell them you were on hypebeast the whole day.
worked for me.

http://92riots.tumblr.com/

February 9, 2009 @ 05:37 PM
hatchofchi

Post: 886

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: MyHouse

[SIZE="5"]My dog ate it?[/SIZE]
February 9, 2009 @ 05:38 PM
AntonyT

Post: 3738

Join Date: Feb 2008

i was gonna go to school but then i got high
February 9, 2009 @ 06:10 PM
sargasm

Post: 739

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: LA area

Food poisoning. Anyone who has experience it is sympathetic by default.
February 9, 2009 @ 06:12 PM
Scotiax

Post: 430

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: Scotland

Call a male teacher and tell him you got super pissed the night before and have ended up in the middle of no-where with some fine ass bird and your going to take the day off and bang her.....he will be fine with it.
February 9, 2009 @ 06:37 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5498

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

herpes is acting up

Seriously, who's in your avatar?
February 9, 2009 @ 06:50 PM
nucky

Post: 1097

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: east coast with the...

sick and shit coming out ya dick
February 9, 2009 @ 06:52 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5498

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

sick and shit coming out ya dick

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February 9, 2009 @ 07:01 PM
SoleSurvivor

Post: 163

Join Date: Jan 2009

I felt sick. Done deal.
February 9, 2009 @ 08:58 PM
Chewbakka

Post: 724

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: K-Town, Lost Anjalee...

You got kidnapped by veitnamese ninjas in turqouse uniforms and got interrogated about the secret of the Meijing Crystal, but you were dropped off at a remote location after they found out you weren't who they were looking for and then you found and met marley elvis cobain tupac and JFK and got supee baked to the point where you flew home and just HAD to rest to get over what had just happened.

Always works.
February 9, 2009 @ 09:32 PM
Sarcaustic

Post: 2297

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: California

Food poisoning is the excuse all my teachers use to ditch school.

Or maybe they actually got food poisoning. But food poisoning is never questioned.

And the day you come back, tell everyone that you're never going to buy the peanut butter cookies from the local grocery store.
February 9, 2009 @ 09:53 PM
sh3liqu3

Post: 1088

Join Date: Sep 2007

Chris Brown slapped up Rhianna.
February 9, 2009 @ 09:56 PM
Seung-hui Cho

Post: 85

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: South Of France

I found a steak sub in my room.
February 9, 2009 @ 10:43 PM
Dj Homme

Post: 305

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Georgia

Say your brother put exlax in your chocolate cake before you went to bed. And you shit on your self while you slept.
February 9, 2009 @ 11:00 PM
hools

Post: 4461

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: California

food poisoning/diarrhea/pink eye are all gold
February 9, 2009 @ 11:32 PM
bkrawk

Post: 791

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: bklyn

I used stomach flu last week to get out of work..it's all in how you sell it

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