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February 8, 2009 @ 07:20 PM
modernART

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Join Date: Feb 2006

Location: Anywhere, LTD

www.fmylife.com/

pretty cool
February 8, 2009 @ 07:22 PM
TonyBG

Post: 997

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Montreal

Today, I woke up after fooling around with this guy and we used whipped cream. I didn't shower right after and it started to feel uncomfortable down there. I discovered that maggots had formed in the whipped cream residue. FML
February 8, 2009 @ 07:23 PM
modernART

Post: 2584

Join Date: Feb 2006

Location: Anywhere, LTD

Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "n_gger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML
February 8, 2009 @ 07:24 PM
modernART

Post: 2584

Join Date: Feb 2006

Location: Anywhere, LTD

you're late


corrected
February 8, 2009 @ 07:25 PM
bosc0

Post: 320

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: Oz

weeks late.
February 8, 2009 @ 07:30 PM
OneKidd

Post: 213

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: Canada

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

lol
February 8, 2009 @ 07:34 PM
TonyBG

Post: 997

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Montreal

Today, I went to my boyfriend
February 8, 2009 @ 08:10 PM
will 1 am

Post: 754

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Ann Arbor

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
February 8, 2009 @ 08:19 PM
adrian

Post: 531

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: vancouver, bc

Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
February 8, 2009 @ 08:23 PM
Shanklin

Post: 9596

Join Date: Nov 2006

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction… “I love Los Angeles too!” FML

http://kevinshanklin.com/ IF YOU HAVE A FFFOUND.COM INVITE MSG ME

February 8, 2009 @ 08:53 PM
SubPrime

Post: 1329

Join Date: Nov 2008

Today, I just discovered Fmylife.com for the first time and showed it to my friends, but they told me that they had already seen the site 6 months ago. They then told me to fuck off, and never associate with them again. FML
February 8, 2009 @ 08:58 PM
Sarcaustic

Post: 2297

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: California

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction
February 8, 2009 @ 09:01 PM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

Today, I walked to class in the rain after a long night of reading all 1200 pages of War & Peace in one sitting trying to cram for an in class essay, when I arrived nobody was there. I check the master postings of finals and look to see that my final was actually yesterday at 7 am. FML

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 8, 2009 @ 09:01 PM
SubPrime

Post: 1329

Join Date: Nov 2008

^lol FYL
February 8, 2009 @ 09:37 PM
SexPanther

Post: 111

Join Date: Feb 2009

if you are a dude

and you say "fuck my life"

you cant possibly like pussy
February 8, 2009 @ 09:40 PM
seattle IMP 08

Post: 128

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: 206, "It's iron...

this site is awesome...big ups
February 9, 2009 @ 04:38 AM
oinkoinkpig

Post: 360

Join Date: Nov 2006

Today, I walked to class in the rain after a long night of reading all 1200 pages of War & Peace in one sitting trying to cram for an in class essay, when I arrived nobody was there. I check the master postings of finals and look to see that my final was actually yesterday at 7 am. FML


WoW if that`s tru then seriously FYL loll
February 9, 2009 @ 11:42 AM
Large Life

Post: 51

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: Sacramento, CA

hahaha
"Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML"
this shit is so funny
"Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML"
February 9, 2009 @ 01:36 PM
Dj Homme

Post: 305

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Georgia

I really don't have anything to add , but my life sucks.
February 9, 2009 @ 04:12 PM
KlAzE1

Post: 540

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: City where no pity i...

every since i started going on this blog i been checkin it like every day, shit is so funny.
February 9, 2009 @ 10:35 PM
Dj Homme

Post: 305

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Georgia

This Website actually does go pretty hard. Here is a post from the site:

Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid.
February 9, 2009 @ 10:38 PM
estoybien

Post: 1200

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: Manhattan

somebody showed me the other day, some of em are LOL material.
February 9, 2009 @ 10:47 PM
Dj Homme

Post: 305

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Georgia

Yeah, lol but some of them are just like damn.
February 9, 2009 @ 10:50 PM
Jim Jardashian

Post: 3900

Join Date: Aug 2007

This is the second one( FML thread) in 24 hours.

Something should get lawked.

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