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February 7, 2009 @ 05:10 PM
moosehair

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Join Date: Aug 2008

have fun and dont shower lmao
February 7, 2009 @ 05:20 PM
dots...

Post: 1073

Join Date: Aug 2007

seriously dude if you're not "as dumb as they think you are" you wouldn't be planning to be someone that done something jail worthy,that's not smart,and there aren't many ways to look at it.
February 7, 2009 @ 05:25 PM
JakeF.Baby

Post: 910

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: candyland

fuck as many dudes as possible.
February 7, 2009 @ 05:42 PM
Failure Pt.3

Post: 551

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: 818

lol @ this loser
February 7, 2009 @ 06:00 PM
eez

Post: 249

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: 310WESTLA

lolwat
February 7, 2009 @ 06:05 PM
koedog.

Post: 2057

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: NEW YORK.

keep ya butt hole tight!

@KOEsher INSTAGRAM & TWITTER

February 7, 2009 @ 06:08 PM
Brandon

Post: 386

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: Vancouver, B.C

Go to 4chan.
February 7, 2009 @ 06:10 PM
ZachMorris

Post: 154

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Toronto

domo is an attention seeker
February 7, 2009 @ 06:26 PM
drummy

Post: 21

Join Date: Dec 2008

seriously dude if you're not "as dumb as they think you are" you wouldn't be planning to be someone that done something jail worthy,that's not smart,and there aren't many ways to look at it.

I agree with this guy. I have a degree in criminology and can help you out if you're serious, but you're going to need to give me the background story if you want me to help you out at all.
February 7, 2009 @ 06:41 PM
Chewbakka

Post: 724

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: K-Town, Lost Anjalee...

murder = prison

get it right
and only advice is dont drop the soap, and OhYesHeDid's advice is a must as well
also try to make friends with people your own race, oh wait, you HAVE to lol have fun
February 7, 2009 @ 07:05 PM
SwissMissFire

Post: 1131

Join Date: Nov 2008

damn...quoting yourself to get your posts up now?
February 7, 2009 @ 07:23 PM
jay3091

Post: 1942

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: Ann Arbor, MI

Damn dude
February 7, 2009 @ 09:59 PM
Joe_

Post: 2742

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Australia

heres some advice retard....Don't do the crime!
February 7, 2009 @ 10:38 PM
filth

Post: 3394

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Vancouver

shove broken glass up your asshole
February 8, 2009 @ 04:00 AM
OneEyeWilly

Post: 1809

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: New Jeruzalem

isnt the point of plotting out crime to not get caught and go to jail????
February 8, 2009 @ 04:53 AM
chopstickthugz

Post: 1636

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: KALI4NIA

Listen boy and u listen good... I'm just going to say this once. so let me tell u something that you're unfamiliar with and uncomfortable with..... YOUR TINY BUTT HOLE

u and i both know that but tholes are meant to shit it out and not meant for shoving stuff, but in jail, IT'S WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD when it comes to YOUR TINY BUTT HOLE

they mean business and they mean it when they say it. Hardest part would be "BUSINESS BEING MADE INVOLVING YOUR BUTT HOLE" so just close your eyes and reminiscent your beautiful childhood memories cuz believe it or not. it helps.

DONT U DARE LET THOSE TEARS ESCAPE BOY. BITE YOUR TEETH AND SMILE OR U'LL BE THE ONLY ONE ENDS UP CRYING... AT LEAST THAT'S HOW I SURVIVE IN THAT WILD JUNGLE.
February 8, 2009 @ 05:10 AM
SexPanther

Post: 111

Join Date: Feb 2009

insert obligatory lame prison rape joke number 10,000 here
February 9, 2009 @ 01:22 PM
Dj Homme

Post: 305

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Georgia

Hello Hypebeast,

I am going to jail in about 2 weeks, possibly 3, for a crime I have not yet committed.

Do you have any advice for me?


Keep your butt-hole tight!!
February 9, 2009 @ 03:07 PM
Domo

Post: 474

Join Date: Jan 2009

My butthole is already loose.
February 9, 2009 @ 03:18 PM
Ihome

Post: 685

Join Date: Jan 2009

Location: no

what a strange man.

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