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January 19, 2009 @ 11:56 PM
&bullshit

Post: 1288

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: Los Angeles

just make sure you're wearing a shirt when you tuck it into your waist band.

http://92riots.tumblr.com/

January 20, 2009 @ 09:43 AM
Kshawn

Post: 579

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: Houston, Tx

Ahhh skeet skeet skeet

It is what it is.

January 20, 2009 @ 10:44 AM
dUn DeKid

Post: 1462

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: Seven7Ceven

cool




LOL great.
January 20, 2009 @ 12:17 PM
doug.

Post: 697

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: united kingdom

^^^ these niiiguhs kno wsup..
just like turn around kinda like you lookin at somethin and pretend u scratchin ur stomach and real quick flip your dick up onto your waistband

i actually learned something good from superbad




"You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton. "
January 20, 2009 @ 12:32 PM
phikz

Post: 301

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Birmingham, England

Lol, who remembers when you got a boner at school? Them ones there where you're walking around in the safety position pretending to look for something on the floor or I used to put my jacket over my arm like a homo and walk round model style to hide it. Hahaha.
January 20, 2009 @ 12:49 PM
Mostarr

Post: 534

Join Date: Sep 2008

Location: 209

I used to always get hard ons right as class was ending.. I dont now why but I would always carry my backpack right on front of me, pretending to look for something inside of it.
January 20, 2009 @ 03:05 PM
M@ss Appeal

Post: 62

Join Date: Jan 2009

because today the lady standing in front of me at walmart was gorgeous as hell and had the ass of gods, so i got a boner that went like straight through the flap of my boxers and started like scraping the front of my weewee on the back of the zipper.


What are you like 12 learn some self control. However I guess I'm better at controlling it because unless I'm in some sort of highly vivid daydream, actually being touched by a girl or unless she's naked I just don't get hard in general.
January 20, 2009 @ 03:12 PM
theconqueror

Post: 1059

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: 323

I used to always get hard ons right as class was ending.. I dont now why but I would always carry my backpack right on front of me, pretending to look for something inside of it.



hahahaha COSIGN! i always used to do that shit.
January 20, 2009 @ 03:18 PM
PepShe

Post: 176

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Chi-town

OMG SO DO I!!!

at the wrong times that is... right time is a A+++
January 20, 2009 @ 03:18 PM
AdrianCrooks

Post: 330

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: Ottawa, Ontario

Is that real? If it is, than ass lickin circle beating and sacktacular are my new favorite words.


I think it's circle jerk, haha funny story. In this topic, first year in school, I had gym class. At the time I wore boxers, like most kids. Haha & I was wearing basketball shorts. Can't remember why, but I popped one. Man it was sticking out sooo much. I kept trying to pull my shirt over it, & crap before someone noticed, it went away & no one noticed (I hope..). I wish I knew the tuck trick back then though
January 20, 2009 @ 03:54 PM
timmehboii

Post: 906

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: ATL

What are you like 12 learn some self control. However I guess I'm better at controlling it because unless I'm in some sort of highly vivid daydream, actually being touched by a girl or unless she's naked I just don't get hard in general.


How am i supposed to not get a boner, i'm sure you would have too if you saw this particular chic.
January 20, 2009 @ 04:28 PM
1234

Post: 1642

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: toronto

What are you like 12 learn some self control. However I guess I'm better at controlling it because unless I'm in some sort of highly vivid daydream, actually being touched by a girl or unless she's naked I just don't get hard in general.


dont get hard in general?? maybe ur just getting old
January 20, 2009 @ 04:51 PM
M@ss Appeal

Post: 62

Join Date: Jan 2009

dont get hard in general?? maybe ur just getting old


I'm 18 going on 19 in a couple of months I most definitely don't have erectile dysfunction.
January 20, 2009 @ 05:12 PM
*MILK*

Post: 342

Join Date: Apr 2008

How am i supposed to not get a boner, i'm sure you would have too if you saw this particular chic.

Stop fantasizing about the women you see and it wouldn't happen. Just look, think or say whatever it is you say when you see a female, then keep it moving.

I aint getting hard unless I know for sure we bout to fuck, so a woman can striptease, flash her titties, whatever.
January 20, 2009 @ 07:30 PM
Hash>

Post: 677

Join Date: Jan 2009

guys i'm so sorry while i was at the inauguration i got a huge nrb (no reason boner) it flew through the glass and killed the entire obama and biden families really guys i am so sorry and i am willing to pay the price.
January 20, 2009 @ 07:33 PM
TheCityOfChi

Post: 4615

Join Date: Nov 2006

im pretty much walk around on hard all day
January 20, 2009 @ 07:34 PM
Krooks

Post: 645

Join Date: Nov 2008

chop your dick off using a butcher knife. problem solved.
January 20, 2009 @ 07:51 PM
yungm

Post: 2093

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Bay Area

^pain olympics steez
January 20, 2009 @ 07:52 PM
southwest55

Post: 1331

Join Date: Apr 2008

There is never a "wrong" time to be hard
January 20, 2009 @ 08:19 PM
Dj Homme

Post: 305

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Georgia

Actually, there is but I"ll leave it up to you to find that out
January 23, 2009 @ 05:39 PM
Carl.

Post: 589

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: radda

im pretty much walk around on hard all day


cosign

radda radda radda

January 23, 2009 @ 06:36 PM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

dont get hard in general?? maybe ur just getting old

lolol

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

January 23, 2009 @ 06:43 PM
SoleSurvivor

Post: 163

Join Date: Jan 2009

You should be counting your lucky stars you faggot! Kboog can't even get his shit up nowadays.

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