haha im sorry but i had to do some diggin, this man is just too fuckin funny...
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i used topiss my pants till i was 14 because i had some bladder crap. but anyway i had slept over my friends house because some hot chick was coming over to chill the next day and his like 7 year old brother said when the girl got there that i pissed in y sleep and that he was younger and he didnt. i felt like crap.
oh. also in 1st grade in puerto rico they had this shit that if your a good student you get to escort people to the bathroom and i jut saw it as a way to getout of class. well im doing my work and this fat kid is about to cry cuzz hes shittin himself so i go to escort him and hes runnin like apenguin then he slips and falls on his ass and when he got up his khaki shorts are dark brown. im like oh shit you shat yourself and he starts crying and the duck walks right back into class and cries to the teacher and everyone was lughing. i felt real bad for him. the in second grade this girl fell asleep and pissed herself and no lie it was like niagra falls. one secongd it was peacefully quiet then you heard a waterfall from her seat.
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...pretty sure both those stories are about you. (by you i mean the real solekaliber...not the imposter...wink wink...there ill help you pretend your not who we think you are.)
