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October 12, 2008 @ 01:00 PM
MER-ONE

Post: 529

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: PUERTO RICO,TRUJILLO...

yesterday i was talking to some friends and we were bored so we decided to jump on urban dictionary because usually there is some wacky shit on that site and i put in dirty sanchez and it come out with all these different sex positions:

angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

houdini
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his cum in his partner's face.

Strawberry Shortcake
The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
October 12, 2008 @ 01:08 PM
Jim Jardashian

Post: 3900

Join Date: Aug 2007

A blowjob, shit sounds funny
October 12, 2008 @ 01:09 PM
pnsho

Post: 6871

Join Date: Jan 2007

You know about the Dirty Sanchez.


But do you know about the Dirty Julian?
October 12, 2008 @ 01:32 PM
bownah

Post: 1262

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: SE London (UK)

Donkey punch

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.
October 12, 2008 @ 01:44 PM
J.Slay

Post: 133

Join Date: Oct 2008

Wheelbarrow;
October 12, 2008 @ 02:25 PM
Alphanumeric

Post: 63

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: VA

Darth Vader
You nut in each nostril so when she tries to breath, she sounds like Darth.

Gorilla mask

You nut in the girls face and rip off some pubes and throw it in her face.

Snowmobile
When doing the girl doggy style, you simply pull out her front arms and proceed to ride her like a snowmobile.

There's a whole bunch more, but I just can't think of 'em right now.
October 12, 2008 @ 03:14 PM
hools

Post: 4461

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: California

damn, homies beat me to strawberry shortcake and gorilla face hahah.

The Flying Eagle

similar to the snowmobile, you put your girl in the doggystyle position, then proceed to pull her hands behind her and ride her while she looks like a flying eagle
October 12, 2008 @ 03:14 PM
red calculator

Post: 243

Join Date: May 2008

Location: California

Hmmm, these positions are very demeaning. sad
October 12, 2008 @ 03:35 PM
bownah

Post: 1262

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: SE London (UK)

LuL
October 12, 2008 @ 03:44 PM
Killa!

Post: 1429

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: harlem world

only real n****s get blumpkins.....
October 12, 2008 @ 03:49 PM
YDNA

Post: 1416

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: Philly

Lol cosign^
October 12, 2008 @ 04:00 PM
FVisILL

Post: 399

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Harrisburg, PA

Donkey punch

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.


If you pull out at the same time as the rabbit punch u can pull the girls innards out of her ass all inside out and shit. This would be called the Pink Sock
October 12, 2008 @ 04:12 PM
krn_zmb

Post: 4066

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Bay Area

Bangkok tumbler

alligator fuck house

Cincinnati bowtie

rattlesnake wiggle

Eiffel tower

Danza slap
October 12, 2008 @ 10:28 PM
Pimpin Penguin

Post: 63

Join Date: Aug 2007

Some of these are hilarious :lol:
October 12, 2008 @ 11:52 PM
Sev

Post: 539

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Toronto

If you pull out at the same time as the rabbit punch u can pull the girls innards out of her ass all inside out and shit. This would be called the Pink Sock


aaahaaaa mafucka knows bout the pink sock blaap blaap
October 13, 2008 @ 12:35 AM
FVisILL

Post: 399

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Harrisburg, PA

aaahaaaa mafucka knows bout the pink sock blaap blaap


My boy swears to this day that he did this to a girl our 10th grade year of high school. Apparently not much, but she got a little lip on her ass. But he was on shrooms. No joke.
October 13, 2008 @ 12:44 AM
rimwalka

Post: 505

Join Date: May 2008

Location: San Diego, CA

Alabama Hot-Pocket
Take a dump in the girls vagina and then perform intercourse.

Portuguese Breakfast
Crack an egg on the girls ass and use it as lube to give anal. Then eat the egg after (optional).
October 13, 2008 @ 12:46 AM
glennboy

Post: 1936

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Colorado

not really a sex position.
but..

Hot Carl
after sex.
you shit inside a tube sock and smack her across the face with it.

Live Life // Get Mo Money

October 13, 2008 @ 02:03 AM
dUn DeKid

Post: 1467

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: Seven7Ceven

not really a sex position.
but..

Hot Carl
after sex.
you shit inside a tube sock and smack her across the face with it.


thats just ridiculous.


lol


no one has done these. no one in their right mind. i wont even hit a girl anal.
October 13, 2008 @ 02:05 AM
hools

Post: 4461

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: California

not really a sex position.
but..

Hot Carl
after sex.
you shit inside a tube sock and smack her across the face with it.


oh shit hahahaha
October 13, 2008 @ 02:23 AM
Subsistence.

Post: 1075

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Perth, Aus

The 300;
Engage in sex on a balcony (or somewhere of the like that is high).
Mid-way through sexual intercourse pull out and yell "This Is Sparta!" then 300 boot your partner over the balcony.
October 13, 2008 @ 02:41 AM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2514

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

The Seagull

Sex on the beach, pull out and dip your penis in sand and stick it back in her vagina, the girl will proceed to let out a yelp like a seagull.

Buffalo Bills till I die.

October 13, 2008 @ 04:15 AM
-NegRepBandit

Post: 1363

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Los Angeles

prince habibii

spread asscheek -> kiss partner forehead with asshole -> leave circle mark, like an indian prince's
October 13, 2008 @ 08:24 AM
CHEEP

Post: 4169

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: 904

the rocka bahama:
when you are about to come, dont let her know. bust inside. pull out and fall asleep. when she calls a few weeks later saying she missed her period, say "listen here slut, i know its not mine... i didnt even finish because i was so drunk"
October 13, 2008 @ 12:34 PM
Jim Jardashian

Post: 3900

Join Date: Aug 2007

loles, i did
October 13, 2008 @ 12:42 PM
whs

Post: 986

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: NYC

i thought the angry dragon was when you push her head down right when you ejaculate that the semen goes upwards and out her nose o.O

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/461/nonibenefits007ai7.jpg

October 14, 2008 @ 12:51 AM
arphilippe

Post: 369

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Montreal

the barbarian slam
the woman lays spread eagle on the ground. The man climbs up onto a couch/bed/coffee table (i've heard of it being done from a refrigerator) and tries to aim his wang into the awaiting vageen. Then he jumps off and tries to penetrate using his falling momentum. Very dangerous, not for ameteurs


rofl

sans-coeur.com

October 14, 2008 @ 10:08 PM
DennyWins

Post: 364

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: SF

vietnamese hand grenade

(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.
October 14, 2008 @ 10:47 PM
HEIST.

Post: 1773

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: Beautiful Vanity B.C...

the homo: When you're a man, and having sex with another man, you realize you're gay.


lmao!
October 15, 2008 @ 03:54 PM
DennyWins

Post: 364

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: SF

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