Funny sex positions...

October 12, 2008 @ 13:00:41
yesterday i was talking to some friends and we were bored so we decided to jump on urban dictionary because usually there is some wacky shit on that site and i put in dirty sanchez and it come out with all these different sex positions:

angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

houdini
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his cum in his partner's face.

Strawberry Shortcake
The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
October 12, 2008 @ 13:08:23
A blowjob, shit sounds funny
October 12, 2008 @ 13:09:36
You know about the Dirty Sanchez.


But do you know about the Dirty Julian?
October 12, 2008 @ 13:32:11
Donkey punch

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.
October 12, 2008 @ 13:44:01
Wheelbarrow;
October 12, 2008 @ 14:25:03

Inactive User

Darth Vader
You nut in each nostril so when she tries to breath, she sounds like Darth.
Gorilla mask
You nut in the girls face and rip off some pubes and throw it in her face.

Snowmobile
When doing the girl doggy style, you simply pull out her front arms and proceed to ride her like a snowmobile.

There's a whole bunch more, but I just can't think of 'em right now.
October 12, 2008 @ 15:14:10
damn, homies beat me to strawberry shortcake and gorilla face hahah.

The Flying Eagle

similar to the snowmobile, you put your girl in the doggystyle position, then proceed to pull her hands behind her and ride her while she looks like a flying eagle
October 12, 2008 @ 15:14:49
Hmmm, these positions are very demeaning. smh
October 12, 2008 @ 15:35:42
LuL
October 12, 2008 @ 15:44:16
only real n****s get blumpkins.....
October 12, 2008 @ 15:49:02
Lol cosign^
October 12, 2008 @ 16:00:50
Donkey punch

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner.


If you pull out at the same time as the rabbit punch u can pull the girls innards out of her ass all inside out and shit. This would be called the Pink Sock
October 12, 2008 @ 16:12:29
Bangkok tumbler

alligator fuck house

Cincinnati bowtie

rattlesnake wiggle

Eiffel tower

Danza slap
October 12, 2008 @ 22:28:08
Some of these are hilarious :lol:
October 12, 2008 @ 23:52:44
If you pull out at the same time as the rabbit punch u can pull the girls innards out of her ass all inside out and shit. This would be called the Pink Sock


aaahaaaa mafucka knows bout the pink sock blaap blaap
October 13, 2008 @ 00:35:57
aaahaaaa mafucka knows bout the pink sock blaap blaap


My boy swears to this day that he did this to a girl our 10th grade year of high school. Apparently not much, but she got a little lip on her ass. But he was on shrooms. No joke.
October 13, 2008 @ 00:44:53
Alabama Hot-Pocket
Take a dump in the girls vagina and then perform intercourse.

Portuguese Breakfast
Crack an egg on the girls ass and use it as lube to give anal. Then eat the egg after (optional).
October 13, 2008 @ 00:46:56
not really a sex position.
but..

Hot Carl
after sex.
you shit inside a tube sock and smack her across the face with it.

Live Life // Get Mo Money

October 13, 2008 @ 02:03:38
not really a sex position.
but..

Hot Carl
after sex.
you shit inside a tube sock and smack her across the face with it.


thats just ridiculous.

lol

no one has done these. no one in their right mind. i wont even hit a girl anal.
October 13, 2008 @ 02:05:42
not really a sex position.
but..

Hot Carl
after sex.
you shit inside a tube sock and smack her across the face with it.


oh shit hahahaha
October 13, 2008 @ 02:23:35
The 300;
Engage in sex on a balcony (or somewhere of the like that is high).
Mid-way through sexual intercourse pull out and yell "This Is Sparta!" then 300 boot your partner over the balcony.
October 13, 2008 @ 02:41:19
The Seagull

Sex on the beach, pull out and dip your penis in sand and stick it back in her vagina, the girl will proceed to let out a yelp like a seagull.

Buffalo Bills till I die.

October 13, 2008 @ 04:15:08
prince habibii

spread asscheek -> kiss partner forehead with asshole -> leave circle mark, like an indian prince's
October 13, 2008 @ 08:24:20
the rocka bahama:
when you are about to come, dont let her know. bust inside. pull out and fall asleep. when she calls a few weeks later saying she missed her period, say "listen here slut, i know its not mine... i didnt even finish because i was so drunk"
October 13, 2008 @ 12:34:39
loles, i did
October 13, 2008 @ 12:42:43
i thought the angry dragon was when you push her head down right when you ejaculate that the semen goes upwards and out her nose o.O
October 14, 2008 @ 00:51:32
Originally posted by Inactive User
the barbarian slam
the woman lays spread eagle on the ground. The man climbs up onto a couch/bed/coffee table (i've heard of it being done from a refrigerator) and tries to aim his wang into the awaiting vageen. Then he jumps off and tries to penetrate using his falling momentum. Very dangerous, not for ameteurs


rofl

sans-coeur.com

October 14, 2008 @ 22:08:24
vietnamese hand grenade

(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.
October 14, 2008 @ 22:47:00
the homo: When you're a man, and having sex with another man, you realize you're gay.


lmao!
October 15, 2008 @ 15:54:15
co-sign
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