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August 28, 2008 @ 02:41 AM
hypism.

Post: 971

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Constantia

Tell them you got shot.
August 28, 2008 @ 02:47 AM
ptoing

Post: 706

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: CA

were you only halo earlier?
anyway , lol do you HAVE to give an explanation? I mean i cut classes constantly last year when i was in High school. It was soo bad that there was a chance i would have to go to court. But not going to a class you just got on the first day is nothing. If you need an excuse just say you had to blast a dookie or some shit.


wtf did you just say?
made no sense right when you said "halo".
August 28, 2008 @ 03:02 AM
I Wonder

Post: 54

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Singapore

Tell them you got shot.


Classic smile
August 28, 2008 @ 03:25 AM
JoshDunkHead

Post: 272

Join Date: Jan 2008

You had trouble finding the classroom.


co-sign.

say you couldn't find the class, so you ended up going to the library to study or some bull crap. just say a constructive, educational thing you did instead of going to class cool
August 28, 2008 @ 03:28 AM
GoldenNoodles

Post: 886

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: 604

or...

Tell em you took a massive shit and you had a diarrhea. Say the word "shit" don't replace it with other words.

Trust me this works. Your teacher won't have anything to say after that.
August 28, 2008 @ 03:57 AM
Imperial

Post: 2404

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: bay area

wtf did you just say?
made no sense right when you said "halo".


woops i meant where you on halo earlier, becuase i played someone with the same exact name.
August 28, 2008 @ 07:43 AM
:Brother:

Post: 584

Join Date: Dec 2007

this site needs an intelligence test or something, before you can register.

this random shit has to stop man.


anyway tell em your an epileptic and have a fit right then and there, foaming at the mouth and shit to make it realistic.

they'll love you after that and you can get out of class whenever you want in tha future.

dont tell em you had to take a shit. thats the biggest load of crap ive ever heard and will make them think your a right scabby bastard. seriously not cool.
August 28, 2008 @ 07:48 AM
JoshDunkHead

Post: 272

Join Date: Jan 2008

people are obviousley kiddin man
August 28, 2008 @ 08:07 AM
:Brother:

Post: 584

Join Date: Dec 2007

i know. but seriously i was tired of reading the same thin over and over.
August 28, 2008 @ 08:17 AM
Aceiz2fresh

Post: 799

Join Date: Jun 2008

Location: CaLi

Loll I can make my voice deep as hell
So I always just call in as my dad.
Niggggas never know.
August 28, 2008 @ 10:09 AM
Razors Edge

Post: 264

Join Date: Sep 2007

just be like "i didnt lyke dat bitch, nigguh hop off my nuts about it shit"
August 28, 2008 @ 10:12 AM
JoshDunkHead

Post: 272

Join Date: Jan 2008

^^

dont listen to this guy. he gets his advice from his 10 year old hoodlum friends razz
August 28, 2008 @ 04:56 PM
Flatland Funk

Post: 4144

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: Lauderhill,Fl

Tell them you had terrible diarrhea. Real talk there is now way for them to verify that. Case Closed.
lawl. that can be used for ANY situation no matter what
August 28, 2008 @ 05:40 PM
HabsFan

Post: 1192

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: NYC

Run to Mexico...............................................................................bitch
August 28, 2008 @ 06:00 PM
zyezye

Post: 4411

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: somewhere, over the...

i never lie
August 28, 2008 @ 06:02 PM
CASHVILLE.931

Post: 1447

Join Date: Nov 2006

I walked around for awhile trying to find the class, then when I found it, there was a bunch of people in there I mean lots... so anyway, I got kinda nervous & just skipped. (i know that was wrong)


dont be scarrred

and i always say i have the shits ahha
August 28, 2008 @ 07:20 PM
JayLovesPinays

Post: 3356

Join Date: Aug 2008

UPDATE:

So I went to the class today & I was scurred for nothin'. smh, it was just a bunch of freshman & sophmores in there.

And some of y'all were right, my name wasn't on the roster so I was in the clear. I think I really got away with it because the woman is a young blk 20 something year old who is really cool. (she's hot too)
August 28, 2008 @ 07:25 PM
GoldenNoodles

Post: 886

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: 604

UPDATE:

So I went to the class today & I was scurred for nothin'. smh, it was just a bunch of freshman & sophmores in there.

And some of y'all were right, my name wasn't on the roster so I was in the clear. I think I really got away with it because [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="4"]the woman is a young blk 20 something year old[/SIZE][/FONT] who is really cool. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="4"](she's hot too)[/SIZE][/FONT]


Your teacher? Post a pic of her. NOW.
August 28, 2008 @ 08:03 PM
=]owen

Post: 64

Join Date: Jul 2008

say you were embarrassed cuz you had a raging hard on.
and they wanna be done with that conversaation so fast they won't even care to respond.

done.
August 28, 2008 @ 08:41 PM
zyezye

Post: 4411

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: somewhere, over the...

post pics or lies
August 28, 2008 @ 11:13 PM
samtrinh

Post: 80

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Riverside

i cut every class i dont give A FUCK

dayummmmmmm i want a piece of YOU!
August 28, 2008 @ 11:28 PM
Subsistence.

Post: 1075

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Perth, Aus

The fuck are people suggesting, tell the truth for?
So they'd actually rock up and be like, 'lul so i didn't show coz the class got me nervous keke'?

Stupid.
August 28, 2008 @ 11:42 PM
hools

Post: 4461

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: California

Tell them you had terrible diarrhea. Real talk there is now way for them to verify that. Case Closed.


that's some good shit i'm gonna use that whenever i need an excuse. you gotta look the teacher dead in the eye too son
August 29, 2008 @ 10:19 AM
HabsFan

Post: 1192

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: NYC

This thread fails...............unless pics of the "hot teacher"

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