Went Surfing Todayy...

August 14, 2008 @ 00:20:33
And now theres a fucking rash on the head of my penis.

How the hell am i supposed to FAP!
August 14, 2008 @ 00:21:00
And now theres a fucking rash on the head of my penis.

How the hell am i supposed to FAP!

Might just be sunburn. It happens.
August 14, 2008 @ 00:22:32
Sunburn!

what?@!?!/
August 14, 2008 @ 00:24:48
I went surfing 3 days ago and hit a fucking dolphin as I was going down the wave and then proceeded to do a full front flip back onto the board head first.
August 14, 2008 @ 00:29:26
I went surfing 3 days ago and hit a fucking dolphin as I was going down the wave and then proceeded to do a full front flip back onto the board head first.


that sounds like something you'd see in an "owned" picture
August 14, 2008 @ 00:29:32
Sunburn!

what?@!?!/

That's the same thing I thought until it happened to me. Expect the unexpected, homie.
August 14, 2008 @ 00:30:55
damn, well I think its also irritated from rubbing against my boardshorts, but it might be sunburn.
August 14, 2008 @ 00:32:12
damn, well I think its also irritated from rubbing against my boardshorts, but it might be sunburn.

Could be that too if you have velcro on your shorts.
August 14, 2008 @ 00:37:43
now that i look at it, it looks like it could be a bad sunburn.

dayum
August 14, 2008 @ 00:39:16
My dick got sunburnt as fuck today, don't complain
August 14, 2008 @ 00:39:31
You didn't wear shorts?

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

August 14, 2008 @ 00:40:08
fap till the pain is gone.
August 14, 2008 @ 00:40:22
How... the fuck do you get sunburn on your penis, isn't that shit supposed to be in your pants? Unless you surf nekkid... not that there's anything wrong with that.
August 14, 2008 @ 00:40:48
haha no i wore shorts, maybe they didn't protect it haha
August 14, 2008 @ 00:41:01
i was naked by the pool
August 14, 2008 @ 00:43:16
haha no i wore shorts, maybe they didn't protect it haha


Lol sucks, just think, in a couple of weeks your dick will be peeling.

Sorry.
August 14, 2008 @ 00:43:19
maybe whale sperm latched on ur peenZorz

happened to me
August 14, 2008 @ 00:46:18
Lol sucks, just think, in a couple of weeks your dick will be peeling.

Sorry.


that made me cringe so badsmh
August 14, 2008 @ 00:49:39
Lol sucks, just think, in a couple of weeks your dick will be peeling.

Sorry.

It does peel. It's not that bad. I put powder on it. It kind of sped up the recovery process. You'll have to walk around hella weird, though. I tried my best to avoid pen0rz contact with the inside of my pants.
August 14, 2008 @ 00:53:21
haha this has happend to me before and after like a day it was fine...

it's actually happend worse so its fine!

oh and speaking of sunburn, is there anything you can put on sunburn on the face
August 14, 2008 @ 00:54:57
it was partly cloudy and shitty waves today.... bringin my boardz was a total waste......

thatz y u need to wear boxer briefz to protect y0r lil d00d mayneee n000bbb mistakez smh
August 14, 2008 @ 00:55:11
It does peel. It's not that bad. I put powder on it. It kind of sped up the recovery process. You'll have to walk around hella weird, though. I tried my best to avoid pen0rz contact with the inside of my pants.


Ow
August 14, 2008 @ 00:55:44
aloe v-v-verraaa
August 14, 2008 @ 00:56:35
yeah i've got some aloe spray, not reall sure about spraying it on the face
August 14, 2008 @ 00:59:51
do you not wanna get it in your eyes or somefin?

spray it into your hand then lather on face
August 14, 2008 @ 01:00:10
waitz i thought d1ck sunburrnnz was a jokeee

is it really possibleE?

*logs onto webMD to search*
August 14, 2008 @ 01:00:42
Rofl wut?!
August 14, 2008 @ 01:01:21
waitz i thought d1ck sunburrnnz was a jokeee

is it really possibleE?

*logs onto webMD to search*

Yes it's possible. Got it on my balls too. Hurt like heck.

Note to self: Wear boxer briefs under your trunks next time you go swimming.
August 14, 2008 @ 01:02:02
do you not wanna get it in your eyes or somefin?

spray it into your hand then lather on face


Just spray it, they're only your eyes.
August 14, 2008 @ 01:02:32
how could i possibly have sunburn on my penis, and potentially balls?
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