July 25, 2008 @ 15:11:44
i got banned from h&m for "life" (apparently) cause of sum stupid shit and not jus my towns h&m but every one in britain any body else encountered a similar situation?
July 25, 2008 @ 15:13:06
lol how can any of us encounter such a situation when you didn't even explain what went down. Not to mention how is the H&M in some other town gonna know who you are, they gonna have wanted posters up w/ ur mug on em?
July 25, 2008 @ 15:13:26
how much stuff/money/people did u try to steal?

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July 25, 2008 @ 15:14:12
wut exactly did u do?

if u stole something, i cant really have much sympathy for you
July 25, 2008 @ 15:14:23
hahahhahahahha, sorry thats really funny
did they xerox your id or something
July 25, 2008 @ 15:14:34
What happened? Did you steal anything?

My boy got banned from Safeway for life, but after a couple of months he started going back and nothing ever happened.
July 25, 2008 @ 15:15:01
lmfao....

as long as you pay in cash i don't see how they could ever ACTUALLY ban you.
July 25, 2008 @ 15:16:21
you have to explain the story otherwise its pointless. plus the chances of it being enforced are zero to none
July 25, 2008 @ 15:24:11
im sure u could go back to diff locations

i think it just means that if u steal something again they can charge u for shoplifting (or whatever u do) as well as tresspassing
July 25, 2008 @ 15:43:03
from my experience from places i worked, when someone gets banned from all locations, a memo gets sent to every location that he's not allowed in, his description and name are posted, but no picture unless something was stolen. therefore if you were just being an idiot and got banned but didn't steal anything you can go back in a few weeks since the memo is gonna be forgotten and no pictures will be posted
July 25, 2008 @ 15:48:40
i got caught being an accomplice to stealing at a local grocery store. (my friends were idiots...)
but then a year later I got a job at the same place... hahahaha
July 25, 2008 @ 15:57:56
i got caught being an accomplice to stealing at a local grocery store. (my friends were idiots...)
but then a year later I got a job at the same place... hahahaha


HOLY SHIT!!!! that was so fucking funny...hahahahaha


...
July 25, 2008 @ 16:02:16
it is pretty funny though..
July 25, 2008 @ 16:04:14
I like Wolf32's posts.
July 25, 2008 @ 16:04:50
Molest any of the hot woman employees?
July 25, 2008 @ 17:33:22
I robbed a bank at gunpoint with no mask on.

Came in the next day and signed up for an account.

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July 25, 2008 @ 17:46:31
I robbed a bank at gunpoint with no mask on.

Came in the next day and signed up for an account.

You win.

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July 25, 2008 @ 17:48:56
i am banned from tesco for life ,
but the guy who banned me got sacked for being to ruff with all the shoplifters so i went back the next week
July 25, 2008 @ 19:24:26
I'm banned from Urban Outfitters for the next 3 years.


Refer to my shoplifting thread. I don't think they took any picture of me, but now I can't go into any UO/-affiliated store, like Anthropologie etc.


But say I go to an UO in the next month (I got caught in June), they wouldn't remember me, right? French black dude who caught me said my name is all over the UO interwebz systemz.
July 25, 2008 @ 20:12:21
^I'd avoid paying with plastic if it has your name on it.
July 25, 2008 @ 20:22:27
I'm not old enough to have a credit card.

But still, I'll avoid UO for another month or 2. They said if I enter their store again, they would arrest me on spot.
July 25, 2008 @ 20:47:36
I'm not old enough to have a credit card.

But still, I'll avoid UO for another month or 2. They said if I enter their store again, they would arrest me on spot.


Just run away man... If they try to grab you, punch them in the face and book it out the door.

You realize H&M employees look like this?

July 25, 2008 @ 20:49:31
I was talking about UO, but yeah, most of them look like that lol.


I knew I should've jet when I got caught (refer to shoplifting thread), but the dude had my bag with all my work info in it. Fuck.
July 25, 2008 @ 20:51:58
i got caught stealing a digital scale once... just act like you don't see them and walk quickly out the door with all the shit you stole. if they try to chase you into the parking lot post up on em and threaten em. unless some retired Judo fighter/boxer/kung fu expert works there, you're straight.. 99% of the time they wont do shit. they get paid 6 bucks an hour they dont give a fuck.
July 25, 2008 @ 20:57:04
See, the case with the UO shoplifting was that the dude (name was Pierre, dressed in Enyce jeans and a XXXL Devils jersey, aint no nigar from the hood named Pierre, ya I'm calling you out) called after me, something like "hey my man, let me see whats in ya bag."


I got caught up in the moment and turned around. But he threw himself after me and grabbed my bag. I was like WTF? in my mind and thought is he allowed to do this shit? But it looked like he was gonna chase after me (it was in the middle of an avenue in NYC). If I had ran, I honestly think he would've given chase.


Plus, he told me in the backroom that I was the 10th shoplifter that week.
July 25, 2008 @ 20:57:09
Shit, im banned for life from every HMV in the UK because i stole
July 25, 2008 @ 21:15:14
Oh yeah, one of my white friends got in a bar fight at a white bar and he never got banned, but the black guy did. I'll be back though.tongueface
July 25, 2008 @ 21:18:07
See, the case with the UO shoplifting was that the dude (name was Pierre, dressed in Enyce jeans and a XXXL Devils jersey, aint no nigar from the hood named Pierre, ya I'm calling you out) called after me, something like "hey my man, let me see whats in ya bag."

I got caught up in the moment and turned around. But he threw himself after me and grabbed my bag. I was like WTF? in my mind and thought is he allowed to do this shit? But it looked like he was gonna chase after me (it was in the middle of an avenue in NYC). If I had ran, I honestly think he would've given chase.

Plus, he told me in the backroom that I was the 10th shoplifter that week.

oh well dont shoplift in NYC... the stores there have undercover security.. no stores around here have that.
June 24, 2012 @ 06:32:35
hahhahah
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