would you rather...?

July 02, 2008 @ 01:01:35
im bored as shit so lets play woudl you rather. one person asks a question in which the other person has a choice between two answers. the question has to be in "woudl you rather" form

ill start:

would you rather be buried alive or be eaten alive by a wolf?
July 02, 2008 @ 01:05:18
buried alive.

suck dick or watch parents do it?
July 02, 2008 @ 01:14:51
watch parents do it.


stick a dildo in your penis hole or your nose?

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

July 02, 2008 @ 01:21:43
penis hole &)

would you rather murder a todler?
or torture and kill a 30 year old man?
July 02, 2008 @ 01:27:19
belly flop


would you rather watch porn WITH your parents while you wack it, or watch a porn STARING your parents?
July 02, 2008 @ 01:33:21
watch a porn starring parents

would you rather stick your dick in a box full of scorpions and tarantulas or have one of your hands chopped off?
July 02, 2008 @ 01:33:54
tarantulas and scorpions.


get dragged on a dirt road by a pickup or cut your own foot off?

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

July 02, 2008 @ 01:34:17
dirt road drag

would you rather lose your arms?
or lose your legs?
July 02, 2008 @ 01:36:57
legs

would you rather drink a glass of wasabi or a glass of urine
July 02, 2008 @ 01:37:20
urine...wasabi might fuvk up your stomach or some shit

would you rather have sex with rosie o'donnel or have sex with a jessica alba who has been dead for 6 hours?
July 02, 2008 @ 01:38:46
wasabi.

would u rather shit or piss?smokeyface
July 02, 2008 @ 01:40:21
wasabi.

would u rather cut ur dick off with a plastic knife or get surpise buttsecks by lex steele?smokeyface
July 02, 2008 @ 01:52:10
lex steele

would you rather have to say everything on your mind?
or never be able to speak again?
July 02, 2008 @ 01:55:07
say everything on my mind


would you rather shit ever 10 mins or piss every 2 mins
July 02, 2008 @ 01:57:49
piss.

would you rather have a fucked up hand from jacking off too much or a stretched out anus from too much buttsekcz
July 02, 2008 @ 02:00:41
piss.

would you rather have a fucked up hand from jacking off too much or a stretched out anus from too much buttsekcz


Rofl, probably a fucked up hand...I'm not a big fan of taking it from behind. (That's What She Said)

Would you rather get a BJ from a girl that has sharp ass fucked up teeth or a HJ from a girl with some rusty dry ass sandpaper hands?
July 02, 2008 @ 02:06:23
sandpaper hands..

would u rather get crabs via Deemy or groom Neek's pubes?
July 02, 2008 @ 02:51:58
groom neek.

would you rather fuck your mom and nobody know about it or not fuck your mom but everyone think you did and there was no way of convinving them you didnt.
July 02, 2008 @ 02:53:02
have nobody know about it.


would you rather boil yourself alive and live to tell about it, or boil yourself alive and die?

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

July 02, 2008 @ 03:20:00
die
would you rather always lose?
or never play?
July 02, 2008 @ 03:31:14
never play

would you rather kill your dog/cat
or would you shoot yourself in the stomach?

buy the t-shirts www.mondproject.com

July 02, 2008 @ 03:35:28
stomach

would you rather have 1 million dollars or fuck the bitch of your dreams
July 02, 2008 @ 03:43:11
fuck the bitch of my dreams

tupac or biggy
July 02, 2008 @ 03:49:41
biggie
would you rather walk in on your mom masturbating?
or have your mom walk in on you?
July 02, 2008 @ 04:50:34
bathroom floor.


would you rather have anal sex with 20 guys in a row to get a chance with the girl of your dreams, or just have one ugly chick's vagina for the rest of your life?

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

July 02, 2008 @ 05:22:25
^ fuck your sick demented mind

if you had the opportunity to trade your favorite pair of sneakers for an unlimited amount of those cans with launching fake snakes in them.... would you take it?
July 02, 2008 @ 06:55:52
i'd fuck both in public

would u rather get a bj from charmander or get a hj from geodude
July 02, 2008 @ 07:44:53
bj.

would you rather drown to death
or fall to your death (off of a 20 story building)?
July 02, 2008 @ 07:56:06
Fall to my death.

Would you rather:

Throw your body in a Fire Ant nest?
or
Put your arms in a pirana pit w/ an open cut?
July 02, 2008 @ 08:10:21
fire ants. you would kill most of them on impact.

would you rather shove cocktail sticks up each an every finger nail and toenail on your body and move them in and up and down, side to side motion while driving it further in OR smash your head in a headbut fashion against a blade firmly secured to a wall on the chance it wouldnt pierce your skull?
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