lmao you hewdrats
Back when my teacher used to work at a foodland or some shit like that, she saw a lady walk out with a turkey in between her legs. Teacher didnt stop her cause she felt sad for the lady
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besides the fact that there are so many sales people won't think to steal since the prices are so cheap
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Back when my teacher used to work at a foodland or some shit like that, she saw a lady walk out with a turkey in between her legs. Teacher didnt stop her cause she felt sad for the lady
That reminds me of this fat lady who tried to smuggle a PS2 out of Toys-R-Us in between her tits.
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False alarm scam
The shoplifter grabs something with a tag on it, puts it into someone else's bag, and waits for him to walk out. As soon as the alarm goes off the shoplifter walks out with whatever he's stolen without being stopped.
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, $500 fine is not funny 
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last week i entered a store thinking the same thing. Who gives a fuck they dont need the money... but i got arrested and charged with a felony of grand theft. They told me in a class that when one item is stolen lets say its 15$ they have to raise 15 other items by one dollar to compensate fr the solen good. thats why the shit you buy in stores is so overpriced. Dont say i got caught because i was dumb i have soplifted un multitudinuos occasions and got good at it. its just that day loss prevention was on the floor and on cameras and we got caught.
Been doing well the past few months with Blockbuster/Target/Toys R Us/K Mart etc. getting 20-30 Blu Rays at a time. Have a store around me that will give $10 cash per blu-ray and are chill about it, no ID or anything attached. Has been a solid game, just bring a re-usable shopping bag in with me, fill it up with the blu-rays I want and if everything looks clear just hit the exit. Most of the time the sensors don't even go off, Target and Blockbuster don't even keep the movies in plastic theft cases which makes life easier. If the alarms go off just make a quick exit out the doors and jog to the car. 95% of the time people just watch you leave and look like they could care less, if they notice at all.
Been an easy $600+ a week lately, rotate stores so I'm not hitting the same place back-to-back. Have only had one Target so far that really got burned up and can't hit anymore. always exciting.
god damn $600 a week what a come up
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ultimate tip: you gotta have that G mentality
when i was 14/15 i thought i was hot shit w/ all the steez, so i just jacked a lot of shit with out thinking twice, just walk in, take it, keep a straight face, dont act sketch. never been caught. but now that im older, i dont necesarily need to, so i dont
