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get my other post, to add to the thread please.get mine too.
kleptomaniacs of hypebeast unite.
How about actually getting a job so you dont have to rely on lifting things. I mean, its fun and everything.. but if you get caught.. your fucked and have to end up paying 10x the amount you would've ended up paying for your lifted shit.
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
No, I meant skinny ties, not tees. lulz
I took 5 skinny ties, nigarrrr. I needed them, ahaaahaa.
Today I went to Outfitters and GAP in total, got this:
GAP:
3 dress pants
5 polos for work
3 dress shirts
Outfitters:
Black Authentics
5 tees
Ralph Lauren hoodie
M65
Red belt
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If I wanted to get a pair of those cheap ass wayfarer knockoffs from urban outfitters how would i go about doing it?i got some of those in red from UO haha. My boy was in the dressing room so i just went and sat on the couch and put them in my pocket. The lil paper tag wont make the sensor go off but might as well rip it off.
Remember guys, Security Tags dont work if they're sperated .
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how the hell do you take that much shit without getting caught?
If I wanted to get a pair of those cheap ass wayfarer knockoffs from urban outfitters how would i go about doing it?
Damn thats like over 500 in merchandise. Grace us with the tale of how you did it
Experience.
And steez, jk.
Easy.
Grab how many glasses you wanna cop and go grab jeans/pants. Put the glasses in the jean pockets and then throw on some other clothes.
Go to the dressing room, remove those annoying paper tags, and you're set.
Or you can do it an easier way: walk around with the glasses and pretend to look for shirts in a pile, while you're actually ripping off the paper tag. It's pretty easy to snag those accessories.
No doubt.
I went to Outfitters first. It was around 6PM, and I go in looking around to see what I could get. I see a Vans size 9 box with Black Authentics. I take the box and walk around with it.
Then I go to the Levi's section and just grabbed a random pair. Then I went to the t-shirt section (Authentics box still in my hand) and just looked for any shirts I liked (5). At this time, nobody's around and I begin working on the Authentics.
First, I take them out of the box, one by one, and put them inside the jean legs through the waist (DON'T put them in through the leg openings). Put them so that you know where they are. I finish this, and then I stack all the t-shirts on top. By this time, I see more people coming and I specifically see this dude just checking shirts around me. I'm starting to suspect he's a LP or whatever they're called.
I wave him off and give him a smirk. Dude is still scanning me like I'm doing something wrong. Then I see the chick who works there that I saw last time, and I can tell she wants it in the butt. I walk around looking for more shit (with the jeans and shirts and Authentics on my arm). I spot this good looking ass Ralph Lauren white hoodie. It was the only one left. I grab it, and start feeling up on it, noticing there isn't any security tag. I knew I was going home with good shit tonight.
Then I walk around some more and notice a M65 on the jacket racks. Somehow, I see the security tag already loose, so I take it off and put the tag in another jacket's pocket. I grab the M65, put it over my shoulder, and go to the belts section. I grab a red belt (I have no reason why), and then go to the fitting room.
NOTE: When you go to the fitting room, make sure you tell the employee how much you have beforehand. Don't let those nigars carry it for you/ count your items for you. I tell the chick I have 4 items, and she just directs me to a empty dressing room all the way at the end of the hall.
The rest is history. I take off all the tags of the t-shirts, Authentics, and made sure there weren't any traces of tags on the other shit. I put all of the shit in my bag, and bounce.
Next, I head to GAP. I scan the area and look for the shit I need. I see 1 employee working in the back in the jeans section, and there's only one cashier. Dude looked like a cross between Steve Harvey and the dad from Family Matters. I knew he wouldn't hold me back even if I got caught.
I see the employee in the back putting out new polos, and since I need some for work, I grab one of each (5). Then I go to the dress pants section, and I notice they have 3 different colors. I grab my size, and stack them on my shoulder. Then right next to the dress pants are the dress shirts, except they're folded in that plastic shit. I look to see if there's any tags, and nope, none.
I head to the dressing room, and just start "trying on" clothes, making sure the employees aren't suspicious. I take off the metal tags on the dress pants, and remove the plastic shit holding the dress shirts. Then I just rip off the tags for the polos, and throw them all in my bag.
Then funny shit happened. I walk out of the dressing room, my bag so damn obviously full, you can't miss it. I see these hypebeast pinoys walk in and scanning me like they were suspicious. Then out of nowhere, these nigars just start giggling at each other and start fucking play fighting in the middle of the damn store. The 2 employees there were like wtffff. These pinoys start screaming and shit, and the employees try telling them to shut the fuck up, but they won't listen. By this time, they call security 'cause these dudes are getting more homo by the second, slapping each other's ass and shit.
I was dying laughing until security guards enter the store. When one of them is about to enter, I walk through the security gates and just jet the fuck out of there, my bag in my hand.
Then I went to a supermarket near my house, and I went looking for the Cheerios/Lucky Charms with the new Batman toys in them, and I couldn't find them. So I went to the back section with the ready-to-eat sushi, and put one small box in my cart. I just starting throwing random shit in the cart to throw away suspicion. Then I start getting hungry, and just open up the sushi box and start eating the eel and california rolls. Good shit, I ditch the cart in the middle of the baby diaper section, and walk out the entrance door.
I go home accomplished. Now I realize Outfitters is selling those red half cabs, but the Outfitters I jacked didn't have them. Now I need to find another store that carries them. I don't know how I'm gonna get those huge shits in the fitting room, but you know me, I'll find a way.
lol. i just got caught by macy's a few weeks ago. i should've jammed when the loss prevention guard came. but anyway court day is tomorrow
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