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June 19, 2008 @ 11:48 PM
bloxheads

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I Told My Teacher Today in Class That When i Get Rich im Gonna Spend it All on BBC, Rims And PCP. i Guess Since The Class Laughed She Got Angry. Bitch gave me Detintion. =(. Thought I'd Share it. Most Likely The Mods Are Gonna Delete This.

>sad
June 19, 2008 @ 11:50 PM
Mattchu

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fuck that bitch
June 19, 2008 @ 11:50 PM
Jon's_Coffee_Shop

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Word? back in HS, my english teacher asked us what we were to do with a million dollaz...


I said I would cop 70 keys.
June 19, 2008 @ 11:50 PM
Wilson

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Did you fucking quote yourself in your sig? wtf..
June 19, 2008 @ 11:51 PM
Nover

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^ lol this should be a thread, like you get 5 things you can pick or something.
June 20, 2008 @ 12:05 AM
bloxheads

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Did you fucking quote yourself in your sig? wtf..


yes i did.
but dude, you have nice lips.
no homo.
June 20, 2008 @ 12:07 AM
dpc1192

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tight man!

you're a certified BAMF
June 20, 2008 @ 12:09 AM
bloxheads

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BAMF?

***** im from the suburb?

dont speak that inner city
June 20, 2008 @ 12:10 AM
jaded

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bought my momma a car, spent the rest on PCP

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

June 20, 2008 @ 12:10 AM
Mattchu

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yes i did.
but dude, you have nice lips.
no homo.


lol thats a pic of melz
June 20, 2008 @ 12:12 AM
pebblesiscool

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^cos
June 20, 2008 @ 12:20 AM
Idrum

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last night i was at a house party and a fight broke out between my friends and some random bitch kids. I threw a fucking blender at a kid and we bounced to smoke more at my friends apartment. No lie son
June 20, 2008 @ 12:22 AM
bloxheads

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ok
June 20, 2008 @ 12:32 AM
meowmeowmeow

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memories..
this reminds me of my high school french class. I had the most obnoxious bipolar bitch for a teacher.

Every time she'd tell a corny ass joke I'd pop out with my stereotyped french laugh

she didn't like me

later in the year, i was talking in class and she said "FRANKLIN!" and I answered, "YES REBECCA?" which caused me to get kicked out
June 20, 2008 @ 12:46 AM
bloxheads

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Thanks Westside.


I Been The Class Clown Since The 4th Grade.


i love it.

i Thinks it Cause i black And i Grew Up Around All White people
June 20, 2008 @ 01:01 AM
sb is future

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ha i was in health and we was learnin bout meth and shit and how much money they make and i told my teacher i was gonna start makin an sellin and the bitch made me make a meeting with my mom and counciler and her. stupid bitch
June 20, 2008 @ 03:34 AM
Fade 3 Black 3

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You can do either a lot with a million dollars, or not very much. Overall in the grand scheme of things being a "millionaire" doesn't mean much any more, with the way costs of living are today, especially in a big city.

edit: being class clown rocks. I was the class clown from elementary all the way to end of high school. Always the first to bust out some totally inappropriate, tangential random thought in class just for the fuck of it, or get some funny discussion goin on that ended up disruptive the louder and bigger it got. Earned me many moments standing out in the hallway waiting for a lecture on how to conduct oneself properly in a classroom setting. Life's too short to behave.
June 20, 2008 @ 05:23 AM
Liquid

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this reminds me of my high school french class. I had the most obnoxious bipolar bitch for a teacher.

Every time she'd tell a corny ass joke I'd pop out with my stereotyped french laugh

she didn't like me

later in the year, i was talking in class and she said "FRANKLIN!" and I answered, "YES REBECCA?" which caused me to get kicked out


lolol

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

June 20, 2008 @ 05:29 AM
who?

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later in the year, i was talking in class and she said "FRANKLIN!" and I answered, "YES REBECCA?" which caused me to get kicked out



now thats what i call a certified gangsta

buy the t-shirts www.mondproject.com

June 20, 2008 @ 07:12 AM
Hussla

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Location: Netherlands

You should tell the bitch that when you make your mill you're gonna buy the school and make her your ho.

Do that... And then tell us how she reacted. cool
June 20, 2008 @ 10:40 AM
southwest55

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Yea this brings back memories of bieng a class clown. so much fun i cant even count how many times i got kicked out of class. I would do shit like bring a tape recorder to class and play random shit during class when the teacher would try to make a point. Like F*ck u Mr.D loud as hell. I wound up with 52 dententions my senior year. I had to go before and after school for like the last 3 months of school. Sucked so bad. But the fun i had was worth it. I remeber one time i signed some other kids name into detention and just acted like a complete asshole until i got kicked out hilarious. The next day they called that kid to the office.
June 20, 2008 @ 10:45 AM

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June 20, 2008 @ 11:13 AM
Idrum

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one time i was in health class and we had a sub so i went to the phone in the class room and got the number on it then started calling that bitch over and over again. Damn teacher walked back and forth to the phone or lke 5 minutes and the whole class was OD laughing hahahaha.
June 20, 2008 @ 11:36 AM
owensA

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bought my momma a car, spent the rest on PCP


hah, world series of dice!
June 20, 2008 @ 12:02 PM
Chang.

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One time in health this speaker came in and she was talking about her sex life and for some reason she pulled out some like pretend example bullshit and she pointed at some other kid and she was like "pretend you have human papaloma virus" and this kid named charlie was like "HAHA youre gonna die " and then she was like "I have human papaloma virus" but she was being serious. Charlie felt like shit after that.
June 20, 2008 @ 03:32 PM
bloxheads

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damn.


thats fucked up.
June 20, 2008 @ 07:20 PM
++Phil

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Yea this brings back memories of bieng a class clown. so much fun i cant even count how many times i got kicked out of class. I would do shit like bring a tape recorder to class and play random shit during class when the teacher would try to make a point. Like F*ck u Mr.D loud as hell. I wound up with 52 dententions my senior year. I had to go before and after school for like the last 3 months of school. Sucked so bad. But the fun i had was worth it. I remeber one time i signed some other kids name into detention and just acted like a complete asshole until i got kicked out hilarious. The next day they called that kid to the office.



i lold
June 20, 2008 @ 10:41 PM
line-one

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i asked my teacher who loved animals her opinion on beasteality.
June 21, 2008 @ 12:07 AM
deftonez99

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Location: SO CAL

back in hs the teacher asked what i wanted to be when i grow up. I straight up told her i wanted to be a garbage man. She then gave me this blank ass stare and told me i have low expectations for myself. I had to tell that bitch they make more money than teachers do. Bitch then gave my ass detention. >sad
June 21, 2008 @ 12:23 AM
STNDRD

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Location: Chicago

The other day my friend went up to a sub and said "look bitch, yous a bitch"

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