What do you do in the shower?

June 16, 2008 @ 02:54 PM

Langox510x

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What do you do in the shower? I mean besides the obvious?

(NO HOMO)

20 minutes ago I was just chillen in the shower just casually eating two of my grandfathers famous ribs when this idea came to me. Almost damn near took a pic of a rib in my hand, but then said to myself that was doing a bit to much, lol!

On my list of normals I'd put:

-Eating
-Drinking (Sometimes beer)
-Singing
-Sleeping (Yes, I have laid down in the tub and straight up fallen asleep)
-Fucking
-Cleaning my kicks (If they are that dirty)
-Brushing my teeth
-Shaving
-pissing

So basicly my question is, whats normal for you when it comes to taking a shower??

June 16, 2008 @ 03:01 PM

bloxheads

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wash my fucking body you dirty faggot

June 16, 2008 @ 03:04 PM

k23zzz

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eating in the shower? wouldn't the bbq sauce come ofo the ribs?

i find myself beat boxing in the shower and i dont really ever do it outside the shower
and yeah..shit.. i sleep in the shower like 6 out of 7 days of the week
also i find my self farting and then it smells so bad that i have to open the shower curtain to let it air... i hate that

June 16, 2008 @ 03:21 PM

owensA

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wash my fucking body you dirty faggot

cosign. I'm in and out of there quick, no need to be a woman and take an hour in the shower

June 16, 2008 @ 03:25 PM

dollabill

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outside of washing my ass and occasionally rubbing one out, i'm told i sing

android users get on g+

June 16, 2008 @ 03:30 PM

Idrum

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Location: Austin, Texas

i've fallen asleep in the shower before too haha

anyone ever get head in the shower? feels damn good.

June 16, 2008 @ 03:32 PM

steveee

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Location: brooklyn

i take a leak right down the drain all the time. it feels AMAZING. and i air guitar in the shower. andddddddddddddddddd, i dont know how the hell you eat in the shower. unless its go-gurt.

June 16, 2008 @ 04:15 PM

L

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Location: New York.

^steveee You Are My Dude Mayne, I Always Fucking Aim At The Drain And Let Loose. High Five.

June 16, 2008 @ 04:21 PM

jaded

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i put my ipod in my ipod speaker set-up, put on free bird, and air guitar the entire solo by hitting the notes with my left hand and strumming my weiner with my right hand all while rocking a shampoo mohawk.

i also:
piss down the drain
shave
shampoo
condition
brush my teeth
hump

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

June 16, 2008 @ 04:26 PM

Advantage

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Location: NYNY

lather & rinse

June 16, 2008 @ 04:29 PM

Wilson

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I beatbox constantly. The acoustics make it sound so perfect, and the water is like a constant beat, also it filters out any imperfections in the noise.

Step up your hydro-beatbox game.

June 16, 2008 @ 04:30 PM

ADiKt

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i take a leak right down the drain all the time. it feels AMAZING.

thats exactly what i do every time lol

June 16, 2008 @ 04:35 PM

CallumP

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Location: Orlando, FL

WTF man? I pay my bills, talk on phone, make toast, write novels, do my homework, shit, cum, pee, eat, throw up, build shit.

Your list is ridiculous. I just clean myself.

June 16, 2008 @ 04:46 PM

AboveSb

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Location: South of the border

wack it and sleep

June 16, 2008 @ 04:50 PM

Theseventhletter

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fuck
piss
freestyle( best shit comes out while showering )
think up mixes and set transitions( for Djing )
and wash my nagger ass

June 16, 2008 @ 05:02 PM

who?

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making that scarry alfred hitchcock shower melody till im really scared and go out of the shower

June 16, 2008 @ 05:02 PM

daft p91k

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Location: Cali.

you guys must be really bored.

June 16, 2008 @ 05:14 PM

DREWBACCA

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i pee, then...

i wash my balls...

shampoo my pubes..

wash my ass...

girls are dying to take showers with me

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June 16, 2008 @ 05:25 PM

owensA

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^^wait...you just leave your grundle dirty?!?!

June 16, 2008 @ 05:29 PM

Chang.

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drew do you condition your pubes as well.

June 16, 2008 @ 05:31 PM

PR3TTYnihkee

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Location: Toronto

Im usually in and out of there extremely fast.
I dont like to waste water, or stand under the shower for no reason.
But sometimes I like to endulge.

so..

+ singing
+ fapping
+ brush my teeth
+ piss

June 16, 2008 @ 05:32 PM

HH

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steveee that go-gurt line had me rollin'.

i bathe in the shower occasionally. other times i'll just dance or bust out a freestyle. that's the norm. oh and shave obv.

June 16, 2008 @ 05:34 PM

Chang.

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nikki has a penis.

June 16, 2008 @ 05:37 PM

PR3TTYnihkee

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nikki has a penis.

Female masturbation makes a fap sound too.

June 16, 2008 @ 05:48 PM

Jim Jardashian

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Im usually in and out of there extremely fast.
I dont like to waste water, or stand under the shower for no reason.
But sometimes I like to endulge.

so..

+ singing
+ fapping
+ brush my teeth
+ piss

hawttt

Me:
1. get nekkid
2. get in shower
3. close curtains
4. turn on warm/hot water
5. pee in drain
6. water down pee
7. wet my hair/body
8. apply shampoo
9. lather(mildly vigorously)
10. rinse
11. apply conditioner lather
12. apply body wash to loofa/sponge thingy
13. lather my entire body
14. clean my butthole
15. rinse suds off
16. wash face
17. rinse off conditioner
18. turn off water
19. towel body/genitals off
20. clean ears
20. apply deodorant
21. apply lotion to face
22. i open the door and get out

June 16, 2008 @ 05:50 PM

teov

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I wanna go in a shower with nikki . definitively !!! (even if I will go to jail for that lol)

btw ....

Washing my beautiful body
Thinking about everything
Singing
fawp fawp (not really)

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June 16, 2008 @ 06:11 PM

pikafire69

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fap.

June 16, 2008 @ 06:13 PM

gaws

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Location: Toronto

wash my fucking body you dirty faggot

hahahha

depends on what im doing
if i come in from a ride or whatever, and need to be somewhere, i grab a water and drink it in the shower while i wash myself off quick
if its in the morning i take a morning piss and do everything twice, two shampoo, two condish, two body wash, just to make sure im clean, brush my teeth, shave
if its at night i stay in there for a while usually, but a while for me is 10 minutes.

shit lango you may as well set up an office in your shower, make calls and shit.

I beatbox constantly. The acoustics make it sound so perfect, and the water is like a constant beat, also it filters out any imperfections in the noise.

Step up your hydro-beatbox game.

i do this too sometimes, when i dont have my ipod playing in the background

June 16, 2008 @ 06:17 PM

PR3TTYnihkee

Post: 996

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Location: Toronto

I wanna go in a shower with nikki . definitively !!! (even if I will go to jail for that lol)

btw ....

Washing my beautiful body
Thinking about everything
Singing
fawp fawp (not really)

Oh BAYBEEEEE &)&)&)

hawttt

16. wash face
17. rinse off conditioner

You really should wash your face after you rinse off the conditioner. It'll clog your pores. Same with your body..You're just putting conditioner residue on it..I wash my face about 3-4 times in the shower, and its the last thing i do.

June 16, 2008 @ 06:26 PM

Chang.

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female Masturbation Makes A Fap Sound Too.

Extreme.