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February 24, 2008 @ 11:54 AM
ABGoHard

Post: 531

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Little JERSEY!

Everytime i try to put it in her booty..its rejected...How do some of you dudes persuade the butthole pleasures???
ohh and 100% heterosexual butthole invasions
February 24, 2008 @ 12:00 PM
MilliTV

Post: 1125

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: five and dime

hit it doggy then pull some ky from under a pillow apply to anus and surprise buttsecks
February 24, 2008 @ 12:05 PM
Donatello

Post: 256

Join Date: Oct 2007

You can try fingers first
February 24, 2008 @ 12:42 PM
unknown force.

Post: 3969

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: san diego

i'm still trying to get it to fit too sad
February 24, 2008 @ 12:47 PM
AMtoPM

Post: 592

Join Date: Dec 2006

you don't.
February 24, 2008 @ 01:33 PM
scrm

Post: 947

Join Date: Aug 2007

no homo. go to like a sex shop and buy a dildo. then when your gonna smash go doggy and use the dildo in and make it seem like your in... then put your shit in her butt. suprise dp/buttsecks
February 24, 2008 @ 01:47 PM
Jim Jardashian

Post: 3900

Join Date: Aug 2007

ok..
so there are these two gay guys in the bathroom
they were playing sword fight
so minutes later one guy bends over and says " KILL ME"


ps

if that inspires you
who wants to play star wars with me
i got glow in the dark condoms
j/p No HOMo
February 24, 2008 @ 02:01 PM
franklin

Post: 766

Join Date: May 2006

Everytime i try to put it in her booty..its rejected...How do some of you dudes persuade the butthole pleasures???
ohh and 100% heterosexual butthole invasions


best title ever
February 24, 2008 @ 02:47 PM
Citizen-16657

Post: 2985

Join Date: Jul 2007

Finger first with some lube, leave your fingers in for a while so the muscles in the anus stretch.


Good call Helgen.

Here are the ways I have got it to you work

1) Beg and plead and if that don't work bribe your way in
2) Get her really drunk or high and most likely she will be down
3) Fuck her brains out till she orgasms at least 2-03 times, at that point she has that I just got my brains fucked out afterglow where she is so happy and relaxed she will just let you do it.
4)while fuckin her doggie stick your pointer finger in(just the tip and spit on it first) and if she lets you keep it in you will start to feel the muscle relax around your finger then at that point slowly start fingering her asshole is she lets you do that then you should be golden....
February 24, 2008 @ 02:51 PM
steveee

Post: 2067

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: brooklyn

^ this man made a list.

post it on your door, on a t shirt something. it is good shit.

i always used some good old spit, plus its free.
February 24, 2008 @ 03:06 PM
Daddy Wellfare

Post: 430

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Floss Angeles

i wouldnt follow any of advise above... just because if shes not ready, it will back fire and you'll have a case of the shitcock.


after that, its all down hill... its happen to me in the passed, it wasn't pretty.
February 24, 2008 @ 03:32 PM
Christdawg

Post: 2640

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: Queens, NYC

^Shit happens.
February 24, 2008 @ 03:35 PM
OJ[did]IT

Post: 200

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: 919

^ i lol'ed
February 24, 2008 @ 03:38 PM
hash

Post: 355

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Canada durr

NO PUN INTENDED AMIRITE
February 24, 2008 @ 03:47 PM
bloxheads

Post: 1573

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: My Dads Balls

he just lets me do it.
February 24, 2008 @ 03:49 PM
jaytix9

Post: 257

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Yay Area

surprise buttsecks, or get her drunk. or both.


i made her cry with this one...
February 24, 2008 @ 05:04 PM
outlawzsm

Post: 2850

Join Date: Mar 2006

Location: US of A

^Shit happens.


literally.
February 24, 2008 @ 05:15 PM
koedog.

Post: 2057

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: NEW YORK.

Lol at above posts

@KOEsher INSTAGRAM & TWITTER

February 24, 2008 @ 05:26 PM
wondah

Post: 129

Join Date: Jan 2008

from my experience u cant really convince a girl to do it, shes into it or shes not thats it. i never been able to hit a girl in the ass and seriously i dont think ill do it, a wet pussy is fine for me. i dont need no tight stinky brown hole
February 24, 2008 @ 05:33 PM
Alex de Large

Post: 81

Join Date: Dec 2007

you don't.


Pretty much.
February 24, 2008 @ 05:54 PM
unknown force.

Post: 3969

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: san diego

he just lets me do it.


no homo...RIGHT?!
February 24, 2008 @ 05:57 PM
Buttsecks

Post: 227

Join Date: Dec 2007

whats up with everyone trying to convince girls?
February 24, 2008 @ 06:00 PM
get___ill

Post: 125

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: Jersey

if shes on her period..."well, your ass isn't bleeding."
February 24, 2008 @ 06:04 PM
sydneysneaker

Post: 1070

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: sydney, australia

do what vets do to dogs when they get there temp...

distract her with treats or some shit...they put it in
February 24, 2008 @ 08:04 PM
Citizen-16657

Post: 2985

Join Date: Jul 2007

if shes on her period..."well, your ass isn't bleeding."


YET!!!
February 25, 2008 @ 07:59 AM
:Brother:

Post: 591

Join Date: Dec 2007

this one girl promised me i could put it in her arse on my birthday, so im like 'ok fine'. my b day comes and we're in this hotel room fucking. then she's like, 'ok you can put it in my ass now, best fucking thing i ever heard her say. so i tell her im going to put a finger in first to loosen the muscles, stupid whore hated it so much that she jumps up and off the bed with my index finger still firmly wedged in her bum and runs into the bathroom, nearly tore my fucking arm off.

she stayed in there for about half an hour, crying. as soon as she comes out we start fucking again. never got the ass from her though, we broke up like two months later.
February 25, 2008 @ 10:30 AM
karl winslow

Post: 2389

Join Date: Sep 2006

did someone mention buttsecks?? &)
February 25, 2008 @ 10:33 AM
damnwitless1

Post: 3011

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Freeport LI

lol I knew it

All I do is smoke weed and listen to MF DOOM innercitykidsmusic.com

February 25, 2008 @ 10:40 AM
L

Post: 2153

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: New York.

did someone mention buttsecks?? &)

Holy crap... the comedy!
February 25, 2008 @ 11:28 AM
goatfacekillah

Post: 3453

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: Sauga

Karl begs me to do it
no need to convince that nyukka

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