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February 17, 2008 @ 09:46 PM
dmwalking

moderator

Post: 3686

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: New England

One time I went up to this chick and just spit like 4 or 5 cheezy pick up lines back to back and ended it with "I figured i'd give it a shot and see if one of em worked". None of em worked, but the last line hit. She thought it was cute and funny. But confidence is key.

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February 23, 2008 @ 05:53 PM
Evolve

Post: 454

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: 41510

*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.
February 23, 2008 @ 11:04 PM
ulkgood

Post: 1692

Join Date: Mar 2006

Location: San Diego,CA

i got money.

let's get a look at that snatch.

hey ma are ur parents plumbers????cuz ur the SHIT!


HHAhahahaah
February 23, 2008 @ 11:44 PM
dopeboi23

Post: 30

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: Central Cali

Are u Jamaican? Cuz ju making me crazy...
February 24, 2008 @ 07:34 AM
teov

Post: 6607

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: Greater Milan metro...

i got money.


QFT

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February 24, 2008 @ 08:53 AM

Inactive

"fuck it, you will have to do"
February 24, 2008 @ 09:42 AM
AfrocentricPatrick

Post: 2375

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: 910 side of thangs,...

"Are you free tonight...or is it gonna cost me?"
February 24, 2008 @ 12:11 PM
glennboy

Post: 1936

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Colorado

*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.


pretty smooth.

Live Life // Get Mo Money

February 24, 2008 @ 01:02 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

QFT


qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?
February 24, 2008 @ 01:08 PM
Weakend

Post: 193

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: Seattle, WA

qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?


it means quoted for truth.
February 24, 2008 @ 01:10 PM
Medasyn

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Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: London

i got money.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
February 24, 2008 @ 01:27 PM
Jim Jardashian

Post: 3900

Join Date: Aug 2007

ok..
so there are these two gay guys in the bathroom
they were playing sword fight
so minutes later one guy bends over and says " KILL ME"


ps

if that inspires you
who wants to play star wars with me
i got glow in the dark condoms
j/p No HOMo
February 24, 2008 @ 03:10 PM
Gwiz Fin

Post: 233

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: muzzy

me gusta... you-sta
February 24, 2008 @ 05:44 PM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?

lmaooo!

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 24, 2008 @ 08:14 PM
Shotty

Post: 137

Join Date: Jan 2008

excuse me,were you raised on a farm ,cuz u sure can raise a cock
February 24, 2008 @ 08:18 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5501

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

If I was hitting a honey up over the internetz, I would use smileys. Girls adore the smileys.
February 24, 2008 @ 08:18 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

fuck i hate being misinformed. someone told me it means quit fucking talking.
February 25, 2008 @ 06:46 AM
Subsistence.

Post: 1075

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Perth, Aus

A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'

If I was hitting a honey up over the internetz, I would use smileys. Girls adore the smileys.


February 25, 2008 @ 10:44 AM
ImperiusRex

Post: 696

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: Houston TX, by way o...

Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too.....
February 25, 2008 @ 10:54 AM
damnwitless1

Post: 3011

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Freeport LI

can someone explain the whole origami rose thing to me?

All I do is smoke weed and listen to MF DOOM innercitykidsmusic.com

February 25, 2008 @ 04:24 PM
meowmeowmeow

Post: 973

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Cuddle Cudi

"This napkin is drenched in chloroform....." [works every time.]
February 25, 2008 @ 05:32 PM
Subsistence.

Post: 1075

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Perth, Aus

can someone explain the whole origami rose thing to me?


www.hypebeast.com/forum/showthread.php?t=61776
February 25, 2008 @ 05:42 PM
meowmeowmeow

Post: 973

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Cuddle Cudi

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"
mine makes more sense in spanish.
February 25, 2008 @ 05:49 PM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'



^ thats a pretty sick line lol...lol @ oragami flower

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

March 17, 2008 @ 07:11 PM
pnsho

Post: 6871

Join Date: Jan 2007

*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.


Somebody try that shit.
March 17, 2008 @ 07:18 PM
Lifted.

Post: 1033

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: LAWTOWN

excuse me,were you raised on a farm ,cuz u sure can raise a cock

lmaoo +rep
March 17, 2008 @ 07:37 PM
simpleton7890

Post: 507

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Manchester, UK

'we can do this the easy way or the hard way, either way im smashin tonight'
March 17, 2008 @ 08:03 PM
Nawkternal

Post: 1314

Join Date: Feb 2006

A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'





LMAO!!!
March 17, 2008 @ 08:12 PM
soundbomber

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March 17, 2008 @ 08:14 PM
Imperial

Post: 2404

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: bay area

You know you have 2 holes in your vagina? well theres your vagina hole, and then theres my DICK HOLE!

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