Pick Up Lines

dmwalking
Feb 17, 2008 @ 21:46
One time I went up to this chick and just spit like 4 or 5 cheezy pick up lines back to back and ended it with "I figured i'd give it a shot and see if one of em worked". None of em worked, but the last line hit. She thought it was cute and funny. But confidence is key.

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Feb 23, 2008 @ 17:53
*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.
Feb 23, 2008 @ 23:04
i got money.

let's get a look at that snatch.

hey ma are ur parents plumbers????cuz ur the SHIT!


HHAhahahaah
Feb 23, 2008 @ 23:44
Are u Jamaican? Cuz ju making me crazy...
Feb 24, 2008 @ 07:34

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Feb 24, 2008 @ 08:53
"fuck it, you will have to do"
Feb 24, 2008 @ 09:42
"Are you free tonight...or is it gonna cost me?"
Feb 24, 2008 @ 12:11
*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.


pretty smooth.

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Feb 24, 2008 @ 13:02
QFT


qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?
Feb 24, 2008 @ 13:08
qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?


it means quoted for truth.
Feb 24, 2008 @ 13:10
i got money.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Feb 24, 2008 @ 13:27
ok..
so there are these two gay guys in the bathroom
they were playing sword fight
so minutes later one guy bends over and says " KILL ME"


ps

if that inspires you
who wants to play star wars with me
i got glow in the dark condoms
j/p No HOMo
Feb 24, 2008 @ 15:10
me gusta... you-sta
Feb 24, 2008 @ 17:44
qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?

lmaooo!

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

Feb 24, 2008 @ 20:14
excuse me,were you raised on a farm ,cuz u sure can raise a cock
Feb 24, 2008 @ 20:18
If I was hitting a honey up over the internetz, I would use smileys. Girls adore the smileys.
Feb 24, 2008 @ 20:18
fuck i hate being misinformed. someone told me it means quit fucking talking.
Feb 25, 2008 @ 06:46
A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'

If I was hitting a honey up over the internetz, I would use smileys. Girls adore the smileys.


Feb 25, 2008 @ 10:44
Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too.....
Feb 25, 2008 @ 10:54
can someone explain the whole origami rose thing to me?

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Feb 25, 2008 @ 16:24
"This napkin is drenched in chloroform....." [works every time.]
Feb 25, 2008 @ 17:32
Feb 25, 2008 @ 17:42
"does this smell like chloroform to you?"
mine makes more sense in spanish.
Feb 25, 2008 @ 17:49
A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'


^ thats a pretty sick line lol...lol @ oragami flower

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

Mar 17, 2008 @ 19:11
*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.


Somebody try that shit.
Mar 17, 2008 @ 19:18
excuse me,were you raised on a farm ,cuz u sure can raise a cock

lmaoo +rep
Mar 17, 2008 @ 19:37
'we can do this the easy way or the hard way, either way im smashin tonight'
Mar 17, 2008 @ 20:03
A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'




LMAO!!!
Mar 17, 2008 @ 20:12
Mar 17, 2008 @ 20:14
You know you have 2 holes in your vagina? well theres your vagina hole, and then theres my DICK HOLE!
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