Pick Up Lines

February 17, 2008 @ 21:42:31
If I was a girl, I'd fuck anybody who talked to me...

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February 17, 2008 @ 21:44:18
If I was a girl, I'd fuck anybody who talked to me...

Even if it was...BRIAN PEPPERS????!!!!! blinkyeyes
February 17, 2008 @ 21:46:28
dmwalking
One time I went up to this chick and just spit like 4 or 5 cheezy pick up lines back to back and ended it with "I figured i'd give it a shot and see if one of em worked". None of em worked, but the last line hit. She thought it was cute and funny. But confidence is key.

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February 23, 2008 @ 17:53:12
*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.
February 23, 2008 @ 23:04:36
i got money.

let's get a look at that snatch.

hey ma are ur parents plumbers????cuz ur the SHIT!


HHAhahahaah
February 23, 2008 @ 23:44:51
Are u Jamaican? Cuz ju making me crazy...
February 24, 2008 @ 07:34:42

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February 24, 2008 @ 08:53:36

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"fuck it, you will have to do"
February 24, 2008 @ 09:42:29
"Are you free tonight...or is it gonna cost me?"
February 24, 2008 @ 12:11:31
*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.


pretty smooth.

Live Life // Get Mo Money

February 24, 2008 @ 13:02:29
QFT


qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?
February 24, 2008 @ 13:08:31
qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?


it means quoted for truth.
February 24, 2008 @ 13:10:57
i got money.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
February 24, 2008 @ 13:27:15
ok..
so there are these two gay guys in the bathroom
they were playing sword fight
so minutes later one guy bends over and says " KILL ME"

ps

if that inspires you
who wants to play star wars with me
i got glow in the dark condoms
j/p No HOMo
February 24, 2008 @ 15:10:28
me gusta... you-sta
February 24, 2008 @ 17:44:24
qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?

lmaooo!

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 24, 2008 @ 20:14:23
excuse me,were you raised on a farm ,cuz u sure can raise a cock
February 24, 2008 @ 20:18:04
If I was hitting a honey up over the internetz, I would use smileys. Girls adore the smileys.
February 24, 2008 @ 20:18:53
fuck i hate being misinformed. someone told me it means quit fucking talking.
February 25, 2008 @ 06:46:59
A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'

If I was hitting a honey up over the internetz, I would use smileys. Girls adore the smileys.


February 25, 2008 @ 10:44:02
Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too.....
February 25, 2008 @ 10:54:58
can someone explain the whole origami rose thing to me?

All I do is smoke weed and listen to MF DOOM innercitykidsmusic.com

February 25, 2008 @ 16:24:30
"This napkin is drenched in chloroform....." [works every time.]
February 25, 2008 @ 17:32:21
February 25, 2008 @ 17:42:07
"does this smell like chloroform to you?"
mine makes more sense in spanish.
February 25, 2008 @ 17:49:10
A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'


^ thats a pretty sick line lol...lol @ oragami flower

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

March 17, 2008 @ 19:11:35
*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.


Somebody try that shit.
March 17, 2008 @ 19:18:43
excuse me,were you raised on a farm ,cuz u sure can raise a cock

lmaoo +rep
March 17, 2008 @ 19:37:40
'we can do this the easy way or the hard way, either way im smashin tonight'
March 17, 2008 @ 20:03:22
A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'



LMAO!!!
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