Pick Up Lines

February 17, 2008 @ 21:42:31 PM
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If I was a girl, I'd fuck anybody who talked to me...

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February 17, 2008 @ 21:44:18 PM
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If I was a girl, I'd fuck anybody who talked to me...

Even if it was...BRIAN PEPPERS????!!!!! blinkyeyes
February 17, 2008 @ 21:46:28 PM
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One time I went up to this chick and just spit like 4 or 5 cheezy pick up lines back to back and ended it with "I figured i'd give it a shot and see if one of em worked". None of em worked, but the last line hit. She thought it was cute and funny. But confidence is key.

yeah im highkey pounding at my keyboard rn getting heated, but its really nothing we can do about it razz So how was your day today?

February 23, 2008 @ 17:53:12 PM
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*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.
February 23, 2008 @ 23:04:36 PM
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i got money.

let's get a look at that snatch.

hey ma are ur parents plumbers????cuz ur the SHIT!


HHAhahahaah
February 23, 2008 @ 23:44:51 PM
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Are u Jamaican? Cuz ju making me crazy...
February 24, 2008 @ 07:34:42 AM
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February 24, 2008 @ 08:53:36 AM

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"fuck it, you will have to do"
February 24, 2008 @ 09:42:29 AM
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"Are you free tonight...or is it gonna cost me?"
February 24, 2008 @ 12:11:31 PM
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*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.


pretty smooth.

Live Life // Get Mo Money

February 24, 2008 @ 13:02:29 PM
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QFT


qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?
February 24, 2008 @ 13:08:31 PM
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qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?


it means quoted for truth.
February 24, 2008 @ 13:10:57 PM
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i got money.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
February 24, 2008 @ 13:27:15 PM
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ok..
so there are these two gay guys in the bathroom
they were playing sword fight
so minutes later one guy bends over and says " KILL ME"

ps

if that inspires you
who wants to play star wars with me
i got glow in the dark condoms
j/p No HOMo
February 24, 2008 @ 15:10:28 PM
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me gusta... you-sta
February 24, 2008 @ 17:44:24 PM
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qft? means quit fucking talking? why should i quit fucking talking? can you quit fucking talking?

lmaooo!

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 24, 2008 @ 20:14:23 PM
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excuse me,were you raised on a farm ,cuz u sure can raise a cock
February 24, 2008 @ 20:18:04 PM
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If I was hitting a honey up over the internetz, I would use smileys. Girls adore the smileys.
February 24, 2008 @ 20:18:53 PM
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fuck i hate being misinformed. someone told me it means quit fucking talking.
February 25, 2008 @ 06:46:59 AM
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A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'

If I was hitting a honey up over the internetz, I would use smileys. Girls adore the smileys.


February 25, 2008 @ 10:44:02 AM
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Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too.....
February 25, 2008 @ 10:54:58 AM
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can someone explain the whole origami rose thing to me?

All I do is smoke weed and listen to MF DOOM innercitykidsmusic.com

February 25, 2008 @ 16:24:30 PM
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"This napkin is drenched in chloroform....." [works every time.]
February 25, 2008 @ 17:32:21 PM
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February 25, 2008 @ 17:42:07 PM
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"does this smell like chloroform to you?"
mine makes more sense in spanish.
February 25, 2008 @ 17:49:10 PM
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Location: Brooklyn, NY
A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'


^ thats a pretty sick line lol...lol @ oragami flower

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

March 17, 2008 @ 19:11:35 PM
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*ties shoes for girl*
girl:What are you doing?
You: Im making sure you dont fall for anyone else.


Somebody try that shit.
March 17, 2008 @ 19:18:43 PM
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excuse me,were you raised on a farm ,cuz u sure can raise a cock

lmaoo +rep
March 17, 2008 @ 19:37:40 PM
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'we can do this the easy way or the hard way, either way im smashin tonight'
March 17, 2008 @ 20:03:22 PM
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A classy pick-up line is, present the girl with a rose or some shit (epiclulz if it's an origami rose!) then say, 'I just wanted to show this flower how pretty you were.'



LMAO!!!
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