Pick Up Lines

February 12, 2008 @ 20:09:01 PM
Post: 2216
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Bored...so why not?:

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be cumming too

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Girl, gimmie ya number before I dont want it no more

whatre summa ur favs? lets hear em smokeyface

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2008 @ 20:20:32 PM
Post: 4218
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: somewhere, over the rainbow
"excuse me miss did you just fart? because you blew me away"
"how much does a polarbear weigh? enough to break the ice"
"hi my name is chance, do I have one with you?"
"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"I know milk is good for your body but DAMN how much you've been drinkin?!"
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
"Why dont you come here and sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that 'pops' up?"

had to dig through my old posts.

i know i had more but wont bother
February 12, 2008 @ 20:23:27 PM
Post: 1480
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Beautiful Vanity B.C.
lol,
"dont i know you from somewhere"
February 12, 2008 @ 20:26:47 PM
Post: 338
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Falcon, Colorado =[
"The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word" hmmmm thats good stuff
February 12, 2008 @ 20:34:29 PM
Post: 1623
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: VA
"The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word" hmmmm thats good stuff


^LMAO&)
February 12, 2008 @ 20:36:52 PM
Post: 883
Join Date: Aug 2007
hey girl, lemme wipe my dick on yo forehead

confidence is the key
February 12, 2008 @ 20:37:08 PM
Post: 210
Join Date: Dec 2007
say lil mama i got thrust like F16
February 12, 2008 @ 20:40:02 PM
Post: 1981
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: New York.
"The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word" hmmmm thats good stuff

That was quality.
February 12, 2008 @ 20:41:23 PM
Post: 1215
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Toronto
I'll lick you clean. No Homo.

When he be playin Scrabble that nigga gotta figure out how to make a word outta seven Ls

February 12, 2008 @ 21:27:53 PM
Post: 2372
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Australia
pleased to meet you, i have meat to please yousmokeyface
February 12, 2008 @ 21:30:44 PM
Post: 1732
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: N.O. LA
can i borrow your pussy tonight, ill give it back in the morning.
February 12, 2008 @ 21:33:49 PM
Post: 3493
Join Date: Sep 2007
"Ayo, you suck dick?"

Has worked for some people I know lmfao!
February 12, 2008 @ 21:35:22 PM
Post: 2562
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: San Diego
"Hey What school do U go to, Weren't U in one of my classes?" LOL
that always works cuz U evolve from talking about school to gettin the digits>smh
February 12, 2008 @ 21:36:09 PM
Post: 101
Join Date: Jan 2008
you got 206 bones in your body, want another?
February 12, 2008 @ 21:36:46 PM
Post: 207
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SI, NY
similar to clockworks: nice legs..what time do they open?
quagmire: are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you.
February 12, 2008 @ 21:40:38 PM
Post: 3299
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Sauga
"how do you want your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized"

"wanna go for a pizza and a fuck? *slap* what, you don't like pizza?"

"can i buy you a drink, or you just want the money?"

"you have 200 bones in your body, want another one?"

"do you have any _____ (insert your race) in you? you want some?"

"lets do some math. lets add me and you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply"

and my personal favourite

"are those moon pants cause that ass is OUTTA THIS WORLD!"
February 12, 2008 @ 21:41:12 PM
Post: 6779
Join Date: Jan 2007
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.
February 12, 2008 @ 21:44:54 PM
Post: 477
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Southfield, Michigan
Gurahhh, can I buy you a watermelon
February 12, 2008 @ 21:50:52 PM
Post: 883
Join Date: Aug 2007
how much does a whale weigh? not enough to break the ice! i'm ____.
February 12, 2008 @ 21:56:27 PM
Post: 2216
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Brooklyn, NY
"how do you want your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized"


lmao that was beautiful

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2008 @ 22:11:39 PM
Post: 1041
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: five and dime
hi my name is Hung, Hung tuknese
February 12, 2008 @ 22:14:09 PM
Post: 79
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: USA.
"If your vagina was a peanut butter granola bar, could I take a bite?"
February 12, 2008 @ 22:18:29 PM
Post: 4375
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: nyc
i got money.
February 12, 2008 @ 22:25:11 PM
Post: 824
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: LA, California
Baby Whatever you servin...
you better give me a double!!

baby you alll that and a bag of chipss...
February 12, 2008 @ 22:28:07 PM
Post: 602
Join Date: Dec 2006
"is your mommy or daddy around?"
February 12, 2008 @ 22:35:58 PM
Post: 2216
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Brooklyn, NY
"is your mommy or daddy around?"

LMFAO ftw ^

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2008 @ 22:37:30 PM
Post: 500
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Santa Ana
Me: Hey you dropped something
Girl: (looks around) What?
Me: My Jaw

ZINGtongueface
February 12, 2008 @ 22:59:15 PM
Post: 1632
Join Date: Jan 2007
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I could see myself in your pants

The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word

I lost my teddy bear, so baby doll, can I sleep wit you?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name _____(random name)?

I lost my phone number, do you have one I could borrow?

Let's get married and have kids
If not - we could practice
February 12, 2008 @ 23:20:04 PM
Post: 213
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Reno, Nevada
let's get a look at that snatch.
February 12, 2008 @ 23:54:36 PM
Post: 325
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Portland, OR
Nice shoes, let's fuck.
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