Pick Up Lines

February 12, 2008 @ 20:09:01
Bored...so why not?:

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be cumming too

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Girl, gimmie ya number before I dont want it no more

whatre summa ur favs? lets hear em smokeyface

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2008 @ 20:20:32
"excuse me miss did you just fart? because you blew me away"
"how much does a polarbear weigh? enough to break the ice"
"hi my name is chance, do I have one with you?"
"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"I know milk is good for your body but DAMN how much you've been drinkin?!"
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
"Why dont you come here and sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that 'pops' up?"

had to dig through my old posts.

i know i had more but wont bother
February 12, 2008 @ 20:23:27
lol,
"dont i know you from somewhere"
February 12, 2008 @ 20:26:47
"The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word" hmmmm thats good stuff
February 12, 2008 @ 20:34:29
"The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word" hmmmm thats good stuff


^LMAO&)
February 12, 2008 @ 20:36:52
hey girl, lemme wipe my dick on yo forehead

confidence is the key
February 12, 2008 @ 20:37:08
say lil mama i got thrust like F16
February 12, 2008 @ 20:40:02
"The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word" hmmmm thats good stuff

That was quality.
February 12, 2008 @ 20:41:23
I'll lick you clean. No Homo.

When he be playin Scrabble that nigga gotta figure out how to make a word outta seven Ls

February 12, 2008 @ 21:27:53
pleased to meet you, i have meat to please yousmokeyface
February 12, 2008 @ 21:30:44
can i borrow your pussy tonight, ill give it back in the morning.
February 12, 2008 @ 21:33:49
"Ayo, you suck dick?"

Has worked for some people I know lmfao!
February 12, 2008 @ 21:35:22
"Hey What school do U go to, Weren't U in one of my classes?" LOL
that always works cuz U evolve from talking about school to gettin the digits>smh
February 12, 2008 @ 21:36:09
you got 206 bones in your body, want another?
February 12, 2008 @ 21:36:46
similar to clockworks: nice legs..what time do they open?
quagmire: are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you.
February 12, 2008 @ 21:40:38
"how do you want your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized"

"wanna go for a pizza and a fuck? *slap* what, you don't like pizza?"

"can i buy you a drink, or you just want the money?"

"you have 200 bones in your body, want another one?"

"do you have any _____ (insert your race) in you? you want some?"

"lets do some math. lets add me and you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply"

and my personal favourite

"are those moon pants cause that ass is OUTTA THIS WORLD!"
February 12, 2008 @ 21:41:12
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.
February 12, 2008 @ 21:44:54
Gurahhh, can I buy you a watermelon
February 12, 2008 @ 21:50:52
how much does a whale weigh? not enough to break the ice! i'm ____.
February 12, 2008 @ 21:56:27
"how do you want your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized"


lmao that was beautiful

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2008 @ 22:11:39
hi my name is Hung, Hung tuknese
February 12, 2008 @ 22:14:09
"If your vagina was a peanut butter granola bar, could I take a bite?"
February 12, 2008 @ 22:18:29
i got money.
February 12, 2008 @ 22:25:11
Baby Whatever you servin...
you better give me a double!!

baby you alll that and a bag of chipss...
February 12, 2008 @ 22:28:07
"is your mommy or daddy around?"
February 12, 2008 @ 22:35:58
"is your mommy or daddy around?"

LMFAO ftw ^

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2008 @ 22:37:30
Me: Hey you dropped something
Girl: (looks around) What?
Me: My Jaw

ZINGtongueface
February 12, 2008 @ 22:59:15
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I could see myself in your pants

The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word

I lost my teddy bear, so baby doll, can I sleep wit you?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name _____(random name)?

I lost my phone number, do you have one I could borrow?

Let's get married and have kids
If not - we could practice
February 12, 2008 @ 23:20:04
let's get a look at that snatch.
February 12, 2008 @ 23:54:36
Nice shoes, let's fuck.
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