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February 12, 2008 @ 08:09 PM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

Bored...so why not?:

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be cumming too

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Girl, gimmie ya number before I dont want it no more


whatre summa ur favs? lets hear em cool

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2008 @ 08:20 PM
zyezye

Post: 4411

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: somewhere, over the...

"excuse me miss did you just fart? because you blew me away"
"how much does a polarbear weigh? enough to break the ice"
"hi my name is chance, do I have one with you?"
"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"I know milk is good for your body but DAMN how much you've been drinkin?!"
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
"Why dont you come here and sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that 'pops' up?"

had to dig through my old posts.

i know i had more but wont bother
February 12, 2008 @ 08:23 PM
HEIST.

Post: 1773

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: Beautiful Vanity B.C...

lol,
"dont i know you from somewhere"
February 12, 2008 @ 08:26 PM
Like_Clockwork

Post: 388

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: Falcon, Colorado =[

"The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word" hmmmm thats good stuff
February 12, 2008 @ 08:34 PM
Daws

Post: 1650

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: VA

"The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word" hmmmm thats good stuff


^LMAO&)
February 12, 2008 @ 08:36 PM
scrm

Post: 947

Join Date: Aug 2007

hey girl, lemme wipe my dick on yo forehead

confidence is the key
February 12, 2008 @ 08:37 PM
Buttsecks

Post: 227

Join Date: Dec 2007

say lil mama i got thrust like F16
February 12, 2008 @ 08:40 PM
L

Post: 2153

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: New York.

"The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word" hmmmm thats good stuff

That was quality.
February 12, 2008 @ 08:41 PM
LoLife

Post: 1294

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Toronto

I'll lick you clean. No Homo.

When he be playin Scrabble that nigga gotta figure out how to make a word outta seven Ls

February 12, 2008 @ 09:27 PM
Joe_

Post: 2742

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Australia

pleased to meet you, i have meat to please youcool
February 12, 2008 @ 09:30 PM
typo

Post: 2245

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: N.O. LA

can i borrow your pussy tonight, ill give it back in the morning.
February 12, 2008 @ 09:33 PM
e

Post: 3771

Join Date: Sep 2007

"Ayo, you suck dick?"

Has worked for some people I know lmfao!
February 12, 2008 @ 09:35 PM
wikedwun

Post: 3125

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: San Diego

"Hey What school do U go to, Weren't U in one of my classes?" LOL
that always works cuz U evolve from talking about school to gettin the digits>sad
February 12, 2008 @ 09:36 PM
ohthatkid?

Post: 105

Join Date: Jan 2008

you got 206 bones in your body, want another?
February 12, 2008 @ 09:36 PM
Savvy

Post: 265

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: SI, NY

similar to clockworks: nice legs..what time do they open?
quagmire: are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you.
February 12, 2008 @ 09:40 PM
goatfacekillah

Post: 3453

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: Sauga

"how do you want your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized"

"wanna go for a pizza and a fuck? *slap* what, you don't like pizza?"

"can i buy you a drink, or you just want the money?"

"you have 200 bones in your body, want another one?"

"do you have any _____ (insert your race) in you? you want some?"

"lets do some math. lets add me and you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and lets multiply"

and my personal favourite

"are those moon pants cause that ass is OUTTA THIS WORLD!"
February 12, 2008 @ 09:41 PM
pnsho

Post: 6871

Join Date: Jan 2007

Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.
February 12, 2008 @ 09:44 PM
Paramount

Post: 540

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: Southfield, Michigan

Gurahhh, can I buy you a watermelon
February 12, 2008 @ 09:50 PM
scrm

Post: 947

Join Date: Aug 2007

how much does a whale weigh? not enough to break the ice! i'm ____.
February 12, 2008 @ 09:56 PM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

"how do you want your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized"


lmao that was beautiful

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2008 @ 10:11 PM
MilliTV

Post: 1125

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: five and dime

hi my name is Hung, Hung tuknese
February 12, 2008 @ 10:14 PM
GettinHyped

Post: 84

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: USA.

"If your vagina was a peanut butter granola bar, could I take a bite?"
February 12, 2008 @ 10:18 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

i got money.
February 12, 2008 @ 10:25 PM
Tyrone Biggums

Post: 844

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: LA, California

Baby Whatever you servin...
you better give me a double!!


baby you alll that and a bag of chipss...
February 12, 2008 @ 10:28 PM
fang

Post: 618

Join Date: Dec 2006

"is your mommy or daddy around?"
February 12, 2008 @ 10:35 PM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

"is your mommy or daddy around?"

LMFAO ftw ^

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

February 12, 2008 @ 10:37 PM
Nervex

Post: 605

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: Santa Ana

Me: Hey you dropped something
Girl: (looks around) What?
Me: My Jaw

ZINGrazz
February 12, 2008 @ 10:59 PM
realignant

Post: 1640

Join Date: Jan 2007

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I could see myself in your pants

The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word

I lost my teddy bear, so baby doll, can I sleep wit you?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name _____(random name)?

I lost my phone number, do you have one I could borrow?

Let's get married and have kids
If not - we could practice
February 12, 2008 @ 11:20 PM
TO2

Post: 226

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Reno, Nevada

let's get a look at that snatch.
February 12, 2008 @ 11:54 PM
OldeEngri$h

Post: 345

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: Portland, OR

Nice shoes, let's fuck.

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