Letting em go infront of the female

February 11, 2008 @ 01:36 PM
splean07

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So me and my boy were having this discussion. Do you fart in front of your chick? Ive been with my girl since august and a few months ago I started.. cool And to be honest my scent isn't very pleasant but she just digs her head into a pillow and laughs.. so she doesn't care, and the same goes with burping. I only do this in the comfort of my own home of course (or her room.. its the same thing you know) My boy is wont do it and I ask him why? He sais hes just embarrassed even after being with a girl for over a year.
February 11, 2008 @ 01:39 PM
Alex de Large

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Farting infront of girls is a big NO NO. I have to leave the room/house/apartment.
February 11, 2008 @ 01:41 PM
goatfacekillah

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i fart ON my chick
February 11, 2008 @ 01:46 PM
TyraCute

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^^^^
shoot me and my girl last year..had this one joke/rule type of deal..where we had one shot of farting in each other's face....

so we'd wait until we knew we had the stinkiest fart and let it go in each other's faces =)
February 11, 2008 @ 01:49 PM
Alex de Large

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wtf is wrong with you people?
February 11, 2008 @ 01:50 PM
mYslead

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.... mmkay lol
February 11, 2008 @ 01:51 PM
MilliTV

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i fart in bed with my chick and then pull the covers over head ...I call it a hot pocketcool
February 11, 2008 @ 01:55 PM
Weisshaus

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i fart in bed with my chick and then pull the covers over head ...I call it a hot pocketcool


bahahahahahahahh.
February 11, 2008 @ 02:18 PM
goatfacekillah

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i fart in bed with my chick and then pull the covers over head ...I call it a hot pocketcool


its actually called a Dutch Oven

but hot pocket is acceptable
February 11, 2008 @ 02:24 PM
tommyroks

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after getting comfortable with a chick..i'll fart in front of her but the first 3 month probation I wont do it.
February 11, 2008 @ 02:38 PM
MilliTV

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its actually called a Dutch Oven

but hot pocket is acceptable


dutch oven? I prefer hot pocket especially after i eat a few my chcik always says it smells like pepperoni an ass, yall should do this after making love to your chick
February 11, 2008 @ 02:43 PM
unknown force.

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i fart in front of my gf and on her all the time. the bad part is when she tries to do it to me ;[ fuck double standards
February 11, 2008 @ 02:48 PM
Danielle

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^^^^^
Haha, to me it's whatever.
February 11, 2008 @ 03:19 PM
splean07

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i fart in bed with my chick and then pull the covers over head ...I call it a hot pocketcool


lol i havent tried that one with her yet.. ill see her tonite
February 11, 2008 @ 03:35 PM
MilliTV

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lol i havent tried that one with her yet.. ill see her tonite


you must post results!
February 11, 2008 @ 03:52 PM
sydneysneaker

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i been with my girl for over 4 years...i fart around her all the time...she just laughs and moves...

hey jus...i like the idea of the hot pocket...but i do what i call the cupcake.

you fart into your hand like your grabbing something then throw it to there face...it just lingers around the persons nose...cant get rid of it till it disappears
February 11, 2008 @ 03:57 PM
splean07

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i been with my girl for over 4 years...i fart around her all the time...she just laughs and moves...

hey jus...i like the idea of the hot pocket...but i do what i call the cupcake.

you fart into your hand like your grabbing something then throw it to there face...it just lingers around the persons nose...cant get rid of it till it disappears


i call that one the german tear gas
February 11, 2008 @ 04:04 PM
sydneysneaker

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i call that one the german tear gas


haha...cool you use it to
February 11, 2008 @ 04:21 PM
typo

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i fart in front of everyone and anyone, there isnt even a waiting period with me.
February 11, 2008 @ 04:41 PM
redshoepaul

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I used to fart in front of my women.
I think it's perfectly fine.
February 11, 2008 @ 04:58 PM
Daws

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farting is an aphrodisiac
nuthing gets a girl wet like the must of an alpha male.
February 11, 2008 @ 05:06 PM
pnsho

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I always fart in public. What's the problem?
February 11, 2008 @ 05:18 PM
ReachfortheSky

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i call that one the german tear gas


i call it a buttercup
February 11, 2008 @ 05:22 PM
Nervex

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wtf is wrong with you people?


u would understand if you were in a long term relationship or well just older...that shit gets funny ironically the older and longer you guys been together..

aside from the usuals, ive dutch ovened my gf smile but then..she got me back razz

lol but really, has anyone ever let it go while having sex...i almost did once but held it in cause i didnt want to ruin the mood haha
February 11, 2008 @ 05:31 PM
eMily

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If you're that comfortable with each other and you've been together a long time then yeah, I get it. But if I hadn't been with a guy for that long and he started farting around or worse still, ON me, I'd be like step the fuck back.
February 11, 2008 @ 05:40 PM
splean07

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I remember once me and the chick were gettin nasty you know.. as soon as im about to bust a nut i felt like i had to fart damn that was the most uncomfortable and at the same time best feeling ever. I didnt fart tho I would feel like a jackass.
February 11, 2008 @ 05:47 PM
Goldi

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I used to fart liberally until she started replying.

So ya, i still give her the WTF look, even though reciprocating would technically be fair. but fuck fair.
February 11, 2008 @ 06:34 PM
typo

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I remember once me and the chick were gettin nasty you know.. as soon as im about to bust a nut i felt like i had to fart damn that was the most uncomfortable and at the same time best feeling ever. I didnt fart tho I would feel like a jackass.



heh, if you liked that, imagine a finger up your ass while you bust.

when a girl farts i call it a pantie burb.
February 11, 2008 @ 06:50 PM
L

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u would understand if you were in a long term relationship or well just older...that shit gets funny ironically the older and longer you guys been together..

aside from the usuals, ive dutch ovened my gf smile but then..she got me back razz

lol but really, has anyone ever let it go while having sex...i almost did once but held it in cause i didnt want to ruin the mood haha


Ahahah yes... ONCE.
February 12, 2008 @ 02:51 PM
MilliTV

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i been with my girl for over 4 years...i fart around her all the time...she just laughs and moves...

hey jus...i like the idea of the hot pocket...but i do what i call the cupcake.

you fart into your hand like your grabbing something then throw it to there face...it just lingers around the persons nose...cant get rid of it till it disappears


Lol sounds coo but iaint tryin to fart on my hands cuz my joints smell like death
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