These are my Confession....

February 4, 2008 @ 11:01 AM
MilliTV

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Maybe this will work, remember all the shit you did as a kid and got away with? CONFESS IT! I got this idea because I saw this chick at the grocery store lol

I will go first...

I was in the fifth she was in the sixth my friend and I both thought she was pretty cute. One day my friend is like I dare you to "pants" her at first I'm like hell nah then he double dogged dared me (I'm 4real) so I waited til she was on the monkey bars and ran by an pants her she screamed and jumped down and was like wtf!!! and ran. next thing you know I'm in the principals office, she was like why would you do that!? ( i have know idea how I came up with this) I told the principal that My friend and I were playing tag, the blue pole was base and I was runnin to it slipped and pulled her pants down, An I was off the hook how? I have know Idea. I saw this chick in the store and she looked at me like I know you, I left hella fasssssst
February 4, 2008 @ 11:46 AM
goatfacekillah

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www.grouphug.us
February 4, 2008 @ 12:03 PM
magneticman

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pics!
February 4, 2008 @ 12:06 PM
-NegRepBandit

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pussy. u should have gone up to her, pants her again, and point at ur face and say "member me?!"
February 4, 2008 @ 12:16 PM
Electric Devil

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i smell a classic thread coming on
February 4, 2008 @ 12:17 PM
MilliTV

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pussy. u should have gone up to her, pants her again, and point at ur face and say "member me?!"


LoL it went through my mind, she is a red head and she is kinda hot
February 4, 2008 @ 01:03 PM
MilliTV

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pics!


dude I'm searchin fo her myspace LoL i rememeber her full name.
February 4, 2008 @ 01:11 PM
karl winslow

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Location: DM, IA

when I was younger, we had a basement in our house I used to do everything in. Had all my video games down there, played soccer and shit, everything down there, but we didnt have a bathroom down there. We used to have a bar area where we kept all of our movies and kind of a little storage area, and even though our bathroom was RIGHT at the top of the steps, i used to always piss in the corner behind the bar area and not clean it up. Damn, I was a dirty muthafucker. Typing this out really made me realize how disgusting and volatile I was...fuck...oh well.
February 4, 2008 @ 01:20 PM
MilliTV

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^ lol karl you hella nasty lol its ok bruh. the stench of stale piss didnt bother you?!
February 4, 2008 @ 01:29 PM
karl winslow

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it eventually went away and I would spray something back there every once in a while or throw something back there to cover it up.
February 4, 2008 @ 04:01 PM
sydneysneaker

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^haha
February 4, 2008 @ 05:03 PM
BruhMan

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back in the day when i was like 5 my grandma used to baby sit this chick that was about my age, maybe a lil older. i hated her man. my grandma sent me to get her some kool-aid and i pissed in it. i never told anybody. i think about how fucked up it was every so often. i even see her out every once in a while and thats the 1st thing that comes to mind when i see her.
February 4, 2008 @ 05:10 PM
ABGoHard

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My first time..i told this bitch i was good and i had done it before..i nutted precisely 0.2347 seconds..she asked me what just happened i laughed..and pull my shit up an ran...that was saturday and monday in school she told mad people..i played it off like it never happened

another time..late on a summernite...it was rainin we was around the elementary school..i was fuckin around wit her..pulled down her pants and was bout to stick it in..and my brother came..so i just ran again ahahahah
fun times
February 4, 2008 @ 05:16 PM
unknown force.

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Location: san diego

i remember in 2nd grade i hated this kid so i threw a pinecone at his eye during recess. this bitch had to get surgery and wear an eye patch for like a year. when the principal asked me why i did it, i told him it was an accident and he let me off the hook.



roflllll who the fuck throws a pinecone...


I was getting my transcript from my 5th grade teachers because i was moving to a new school and my science teacher wrote a C- on my transcript, the rest of my grades were Cs except for a few so i was like close to getting good grades...when i left the classroom i was like fuck it and added the little loops to make it look like a B- instead. shit worked and when i went to my new school the counselor was like ohh look at these good science grades, we're going to put you in honors! i was like 1337z cool

One morning in english class in like 7th grade this girl with a big booty was sitting in front of me and her pants were kinda hanging down so you could see undies...i slipped my hands down her pants and rubbed her vaginaaa. she didn't even say anything when i was doing it she just keep moving around a little. like 3 days later she asked me what i was doing

theres more stuff but i can't remember it atmz
February 4, 2008 @ 05:19 PM
BruhMan

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roflllll who the fuck throws a pinecone...


shit niigga we would have pinecone fights back in the day. those motherfuckers hurt like a bitch. i got hit in the forehead with one, i thought i was gonna die from the pain.
February 4, 2008 @ 05:21 PM
unknown force.

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shit niigga we would have pinecone fights back in the day. those motherfuckers hurt like a bitch. i got hit in the forehead with one, i thought i was gonna die from the pain.


do you mean the big pinecones or like the little prickly ball shaped things that are brown and green sometimes? the big pinecones would always get my fingers sticky so i never used them
February 4, 2008 @ 05:25 PM
Alex de Large

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When i was about 14, my mom found a mess load of porn on the family computer. I blamed it on my best friend claiming that he forced me to look at it. She believed me 100%.

I sold my friend out sad
February 4, 2008 @ 05:26 PM
unknown force.

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i was part of the FBI in middle school so i got to grab every girls ass so it wasn't that out of the ordinary but that was the first vagina i rubbed that i can remember cool i also told her to not wear underwear to class and she listened
February 4, 2008 @ 05:26 PM
BruhMan

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do you mean the big pinecones or like the little prickly ball shaped things that are brown and green sometimes? the big pinecones would always get my fingers sticky so i never used them


the big ones
February 4, 2008 @ 05:28 PM
Tyrone Biggums

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Location: LA, California

female body investigator.?
February 4, 2008 @ 05:30 PM
unknown force.

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female body investigator.?


WINNARRRRRR. me and 2 other guys and some fake ones who got slapped when they tried. we even made our own cards haha
February 4, 2008 @ 05:30 PM
N1QUE

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When i was about 14, my mom found a mess load of porn on the family computer. I blamed it on my best friend claiming that he forced me to look at it. She believed me 100%.

I sold my friend out sad


LOL repped.
February 4, 2008 @ 05:42 PM
OldeEngri$h

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i used to use this small ass bbq to heat up coals for my hookah outside...and one day last summer, i dumped the coals in a paper bag[, and set em to the side. i was high, and forgot that coals were hot...i walk out in the morning and look in the bag, and see below my deck. fuck i was retarded...now the hole is covered up with logs. oh yeah, and my house is a rental. im is fucked when my mom finds that shitsad
February 4, 2008 @ 07:52 PM
araw at bituin

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rofl @ these stories. im fucking dying

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February 4, 2008 @ 08:05 PM
unknown force.

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haha that reminds me of my friend. he got caught pissing in a bag that he was gonna use as a prank, a teacher yelled his name and he took off running...but he was wearing his letterman jacket
February 4, 2008 @ 08:21 PM
AlwayS_DreSSeD

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One Time We Were Making Fun Of This Kid NOBODY Liked And He Went And Told The Campus Supervisors We Said That "He Fucked His Mom" And Since Nobody Liked Him We All Flipped The Story On Him And Said He Was Saying All Types Of Shit And We Were Innocent Lol... He Got Suspended, Feel Kinda Stupid Now Because Now In High School He's A Cool Dude And I Kick It With Him Sometimes Lmao...

Then One Time I Smacked THE SHIT OUTTA THIS GIRLS ASS In The 5th Grade But She Was In The 4th... She Went And Got Her Brother That Was In The 5th And I Beat His Ass... Then After That They Told Their Mom... But It Was The Last Day Of The 2nd Trimester So I Thought What The Hell Can They Do... Turns Out These Snitch Made Mothafuckas Went To The School DURING The Damn Monthly Break And Had Conferences With The Principals About How I Should Be Punished... Got Myself Out Of It Tho By Saying I Hit Her Butt On Accident And That Her Brother Hit Me First... Don't Really Feel Bad About It But It Was A Crazy Time Lol

www.NickyDsss.com

February 4, 2008 @ 08:25 PM
Daws

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Location: VA

In 1st grade I pushed A kid into a swing set pole and knocked out his two front teeth I saw him 10 years later because my dad knew his family through the military and his grill was all fucked
February 4, 2008 @ 08:39 PM
zyezye

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back in elementary there was this old sad pit that they used for track and field, me and my buddies decided oneday to dig a big deep ass hole and then cover the top with saran wrap and sand. when we heard they were practicingwe watched the first jumper. LoL omg i swear she almost snapped her knee and we were laugin sooo damn hard.

and one time i was around grade 4. I threw a snowball and my friend ducked and went through a fence and hit a *****, like a real thug *****. dude started screamin at me saying "who the fuck threw that" and I pointed to the closest person, who happened to be some girl in 3rd grade, he started screaming/yelling at her and climbed the fence and chased her, then the supervisors came before he could get to em and they asked me what happened, i told em that she threw a snowball and my buddy ducked and he got hit. and they blamed it on my buddy for ducking and blaming the girl for making a snowball since we wernt allowed to have snowball fights. i got off the hook and the havnt seen that girl since lol.
February 4, 2008 @ 09:23 PM
DREWBACCA

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i actually like gstudio tees...

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February 4, 2008 @ 11:18 PM
darkch0colate

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7th grade computer class, me and my homies would just blare porn noises, "ohhh, ahhhh" from different corners of the room. It was maaaad funny. Our teacher was fucking shocked, he would hear some groans from one side of the room, turn his head in that direction, and hear more noises from the other side, and quick turn his head in that direction.

In 8th grade there was this kid who i swear to god looked like a fuckin gorilla. Not just a big mouth like a full fledged gorilla, he had beady eyes, and this nasty ass hair. He was also a complete douche. So I printed his face out and stuck it on a picture of a gorilla and printed out at least like 150 copies. It was to the point where like a week after it happened you could still find crumpled papers in the hallways.
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