This sucks like a beyotch!

January 29, 2008 @ 10:16 PM
joeydunks

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Join Date: Dec 2007

By the way, if asking for her number doesn't work, then whip out your cock and say, "Drink cum or die." Like the dudes in this thread have been saying, girls love confidence and swagger. Doing that will establish you as the Alpha Male, and show her you KNOW what you want and aint a little boy. Also, it adds to your reputation as a "bad boy" which girls always say they want. You can't go wrong. Good luck.
January 29, 2008 @ 10:17 PM
MilliTV

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Location: five and dime

bake her a cake Like pedro lol
January 29, 2008 @ 10:26 PM
Third Eye Jedi

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Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: N/A

aww.. puppy love. how cute.
January 29, 2008 @ 10:33 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

origami flower.... wow. you r lose.
January 29, 2008 @ 10:36 PM
ulkgood

Post: 1667

Join Date: Mar 2006

Location: San Diego,CA

"AYE GUH I MAD DIZ FLOWUH FO YU"
January 29, 2008 @ 10:45 PM
joeydunks

Post: 44

Join Date: Dec 2007

if she aint got boobs yet, trash that hoe


also, if shes fat, trash that hoe because only the fat girls have boobs in 6th grade


Not true. I remember in 6th grade a girl named Martha had big ass titties, and was shaped like Salma Hayak. My best friend wanted her though, so I never approached her.
January 29, 2008 @ 10:49 PM
STI Guy

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Location: nyc

you sound like a virgin. log off.
January 29, 2008 @ 10:56 PM
GSTUDIOS

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Location: MPLS

^^well, theres always 1 girl in 6th grade who starts puberty when shes 8 so i mean...
January 29, 2008 @ 11:11 PM
TheCityOfChi

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Join Date: Nov 2006

tell her these 8 words
BITCH LET ME GET UP IN THOSE GUTS
January 29, 2008 @ 11:13 PM
LogIc

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Location: North side of the Ro...

haha ur a super lame!!

kill urself...u really think u would have the courage to walk into her class and give ur your little arts and craft...why the fuk would u do that anyway...lmao...jus find her in the hallway and talk to her ...soooo easy...especially if she likes u...man up yo..i know we all get nervous at times but jus do it...dont think about it...jus go up to her and make small talk, then wen its time for u to leave say sum shit like..."leh me get ur number so we could finish this convosation later"...

dont let that bitch intimidate you
January 29, 2008 @ 11:35 PM
pnsho

Post: 6871

Join Date: Jan 2007

What's up with that "Ay Bay Bay" ish? Nah son, that's wack. If I was in your situation, I would be like, "Can I have yo numba? Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I get yo numba???". Or when in doubt, recite the lyrics to Soulja Girl, works like a charm, well, if you're homo, then yes.


...SMH.
January 30, 2008 @ 12:04 AM
JLASA

Post: 1031

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: Vancouver/Calgary

I was even +dressed, to impress, spark a bitch's interest+


smh razz
January 30, 2008 @ 12:10 AM
dmwalking

moderator

Post: 2649

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: New England

qft.

girls aren't attracted to quiet,shy,needy cats.


I partially disagree. I've used the shy guy game to my advantage many times my dude. Some really strong women like to feel strong. They like to feel intimidating. Shy and insecure are different things though.

But the shy game also works well with the shy nerdy/innocent chicks too. They will be turned off by too much confidence cuz it'll make it seem like you're very experienced. And innocent girls don't like to share their virtue with players/pimps, nahmean?

Some chicks like the clutzy type too. I've used that before. You just gotta gauge the type of chick you're dealing with.

So you can use the shy thing. Just maintain confidence.

My advice though? Man, there aint no better game than sincerity. Women love that stuff doggy.


Drop the note. Talk like a man that knows what he wants. And no origami. It's too kiddy. Ever notice how young girls love older guys? Man up. Act like a big boy. Think about that.


Take heed lil brother. I'm droppin gems.


Bring on the neg repz ma nigz. I know what I'm talkin about. Don't believe me? Ask one of your other favorite message board pimps. Guarantee he'll agree.

Pc

guy on some broke bus. Love, Sosa. "Don't feed the trolls" initiative coming soon. We can rebuild.

January 30, 2008 @ 01:52 AM
Obdeboondocks

Post: 74

Join Date: Nov 2007

Location: 209 Cali

Save the flowers for the bs anniversaries and bday gifts. You're making this way more serious than it should be. Let her know what's up without the gimmicks and you'll be good. You said she's diggin you too right? I really don't see the reason flowers would help for just digits, it would hurt if anything. But yeah live, learn, and do better the next time around. If you do what we're telling you update. An update is not necessary if you wanna be stubborn and not take our advice, you most likely will NOT get digits that way.
January 30, 2008 @ 03:38 AM
Toolay

Post: 1331

Join Date: Feb 2007

OMG I am in tears this dude was actually going to give this girl an oragami flower, bruh you is trippin. Like everyone else said your thinking way to hard on this. Please throw the flower in the garbage and the next time you see her before school, after school, lunch break or whatever approach and ask if she wants to catch a movie this weekend or just chill at the mall. KEEP IT SIMPLE As for her number dont even ask for it. Just be bold and ask for her phone instead and put your number in it and dial your phone and just like that your numbers have been exchanged. I do it all the time.

If she rejects you fuck that bitch then just remember WHEN YOU LOSE A CHICK THE NEXT ON WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THEN THE LAST
January 30, 2008 @ 03:46 AM
go0seMUFC

Post: 1365

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Amarillo, TX

hope yur're in middles cschiiool
January 30, 2008 @ 03:58 AM
zyezye

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Location: somewhere, over the...

Dr.Phil got nothing on HB.

but srsly, just be NORMAL
go to class say "hey sup *talk blah blah blah*"
later lunch ask to go gets some eats together
afterschool ask her for her math and if she wants to chill for the rest of the day. if not walk her home and shit. Call HER don't expect a chick to make a move on you if she hasnt. if a chick will make a move on you, you wouldnt be in this situation. just be casual and shit and dont be all nervous and jittery, just be calm and eats some lax and shit to shit all them butterflies out. and never put condoms in your pocket.
January 30, 2008 @ 04:48 AM
tomoffin

Post: 879

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: Finland

Just open your mouth and speak to her. It really isn't that difficult. Say something stupid and make her laugh, that'll start the discussion.

If you can't begin the conversation, drink a few beers and then go talk to her.
January 30, 2008 @ 11:33 AM
lookingforahat

Post: 101

Join Date: Aug 2007

Just open your mouth and speak to her. It really isn't that difficult. Say something stupid and make her laugh, that'll start the discussion.

If you can't begin the conversation, drink a few beers and then go talk to her.

i always brought a six-pack to middle school, so im sure our little origami friend does too...
January 30, 2008 @ 11:51 AM
Liquid

Post: 2240

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Brooklyn, NY

Are you in the fucking 5th grade?

Only a moron would initiate a conversation with "DURRR, HEREZ AN ORIGAMI FLOWAR LOL CAN I HAV UR NUMBER?!!11OOLOLOLOLOL"...fucking talk to her like a normal human being, then say some shit like "Hey, I gotta meet some people right now but can I get your number? We'll talk later"

And a tip; assuming you're 11, try and get her screen name or myspace/facebook or something first - assuming you have the people skills of a chimp, an awkward phone call will destroy any chances. Talk to her online so you can play it cool (and of course use some emoticons; chicks dig that winky face!)


LMFAO

and word, send that bitch a smiley face...bitches loves smiley faces

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

January 30, 2008 @ 12:16 PM
mYslead

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Location: Montreal

how did you not get her with your origami flower?

smh
January 30, 2008 @ 12:19 PM
Daws

Post: 1638

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: VA

LMFAO

and word, send that bitch a smiley face...bitches loves smiley faces


LMAO

bitches love texting to
I be texting my ass off
I about to send this bitch a smiley face right know
January 30, 2008 @ 01:53 PM
mYslead

Post: 1136

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Montreal

how did you not get her with your origami flower?

smh


now that I think about it, you should write a book on how to pick up women cool
January 30, 2008 @ 02:34 PM
tommyroks

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Location: queens

dude asked for advice and he is getting abused by everyone..lol
January 30, 2008 @ 02:35 PM
BruhMan

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Location: 5thFlo

SMH
January 30, 2008 @ 03:02 PM
Third Eye Jedi

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Location: N/A


shy nerdy/innocent chicks

&)
January 30, 2008 @ 04:00 PM
GoldenNoodles

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Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: 604

So.... How do you make an origami flower?
January 30, 2008 @ 04:22 PM
Mr Chubbs

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Location: coldblood

epic

www.totallyfoolproof.com

January 30, 2008 @ 04:32 PM
SoleFresh87

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Location: Columbia , South Car...

get ur size up son , and dont do the origami bullshit anymore , you doing all this and YOU THINK she feels the same way about you if your in middle school or a freshman in high school stop trying to pose as the next bachelor , and be your self , your looking like an ass if im not the 1st to tell you

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January 30, 2008 @ 05:39 PM
rysgood2go

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Join Date: Mar 2007

LMAOOOOO! man you are going to embarrass her on some crazy 80's teen romance high school comedy type shit.
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