i got head 1,320,000 ft. up once back in 97. it was in the command center of the mir space station in a decaying orbit somewhere above central asia by 2 russian cosmonauts. the 3rd just wasnt into guys like that and just fingered herself and watching...
i think we all learned a valuable lesson that day, in zero g, bukake scenes are best left to proffesionals and 15 year old puerto ricans girls. just dont do it. when you're gettin head in space you're playin by space rules. svitlana and da rest of the crew learned that very expensive lesson the hard way. it cost the russian government somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 to 3 billion dollars just to wipe my MANaisse from the instrument panel, spacesuit helmet & ceiling/floor (depends on your orientation). shit aint cheap, thats the behind the scenes shit they DONT tell you about on star trek.
Naturally nasa and the stupid fucking sputniks blackballed me. my service record was expunged & supressed simultaneously along with every space agency around the world disavowing any knowledge of me ...today i am currently the night manager at a tgi fridays outside of elizabeth new jersey just off route 4 and i have a drinking problem, so what u wanna fight about it? last week i bumped into the mission director at cape caneveral and tried getting my old job back but outta nowhere he pushed me into a cliff and then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time
i got head 1,320,000 ft. up once back in 97. it was in the command center of the mir space station in a decaying orbit somewhere above central asia by 2 russian cosmonauts. the 3rd just wasnt into guys like that and just fingered herself and watching...
i think we all learned a valuable lesson that day, in zero g, bukake scenes are best left to proffesionals and 15 year old puerto ricans girls. just dont do it. when you're gettin head in space you're playin by space rules. svitlana and da rest of the crew learned that very expensive lesson the hard way. it cost the russian government somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 to 3 billion dollars just to wipe my MANaisse from the instrument panel, spacesuit helmet & ceiling/floor (depends on your orientation). shit aint cheap, thats the behind the scenes shit they DONT tell you about on star trek.
Naturally nasa and the stupid fucking sputniks blackballed me. my service record was expunged & supressed simultaneously along with every space agency around the world disavowing any knowledge of me ...today i am currently the night manager at a tgi fridays outside of elizabeth new jersey just off route 4 and i have a drinking problem, so what u wanna fight about it? last week i bumped into the mission director at cape caneveral and tried getting my old job back but outta nowhere he pushed me into a cliff and then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time
i got head 1,320,000 ft. up once back in 97. it was in the command center of the mir space station in a decaying orbit somewhere above central asia by 2 russian cosmonauts. the 3rd just wasnt into guys like that and just fingered herself and watching...
i think we all learned a valuable lesson that day, in zero g, bukake scenes are best left to proffesionals and 15 year old puerto ricans girls. just dont do it. when you're gettin head in space you're playin by space rules. svitlana and da rest of the crew learned that very expensive lesson the hard way. it cost the russian government somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 to 3 billion dollars just to wipe my MANaisse from the instrument panel, spacesuit helmet & ceiling/floor (depends on your orientation). shit aint cheap, thats the behind the scenes shit they DONT tell you about on star trek.
Naturally nasa and the stupid fucking sputniks blackballed me. my service record was expunged & supressed simultaneously along with every space agency around the world disavowing any knowledge of me ...today i am currently the night manager at a tgi fridays outside of elizabeth new jersey just off route 4 and i have a drinking problem, so what u wanna fight about it? last week i bumped into the mission director at cape caneveral and tried getting my old job back but outta nowhere he pushed me into a cliff and then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time
i got head 1,320,000 ft. up once back in 97. it was in the command center of the mir space station in a decaying orbit somewhere above central asia by 2 russian cosmonauts. the 3rd just wasnt into guys like that and just fingered herself and watching...
i think we all learned a valuable lesson that day, in zero g, bukake scenes are best left to proffesionals and 15 year old puerto ricans girls. just dont do it. when you're gettin head in space you're playin by space rules. svitlana and da rest of the crew learned that very expensive lesson the hard way. it cost the russian government somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 to 3 billion dollars just to wipe my MANaisse from the instrument panel, spacesuit helmet & ceiling/floor (depends on your orientation). shit aint cheap, thats the behind the scenes shit they DONT tell you about on star trek.
Naturally nasa and the stupid fucking sputniks blackballed me. my service record was expunged & supressed simultaneously along with every space agency around the world disavowing any knowledge of me ...today i am currently the night manager at a tgi fridays outside of elizabeth new jersey just off route 4 and i have a drinking problem, so what u wanna fight about it? last week i bumped into the mission director at cape caneveral and tried getting my old job back but outta nowhere he pushed me into a cliff and then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time
At a public school with an old flame
friday night
Cigarettes, Ice Cream and Figurines of the Virgin Mary http://www.last.fm/user/actsyalawlz
At a public school with an old flame
friday night
In my mother's womb...what up
Wouldn't that make the giver your sister?
..or brother.
Buffalo Bills till I die.
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in the darkroom... 'twas a swallow
in the darkroom... 'twas a swallow
naw when your father was eating my mother out i stuck my dick outside of the clitoris and i think it made him cough
