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September 14, 2009 @ 06:27 PM
KlAzE1

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while driving a stick shift car rollin in the jack in the box drive thru
September 14, 2009 @ 06:32 PM
aliveisbetter

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Location: London

kudos
September 19, 2009 @ 02:19 PM
scream8217

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under the table at probably the nicest restaurant I've ever eaten at
September 19, 2009 @ 07:26 PM
YO! MTV Raps

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i got head 1,320,000 ft. up once back in 97. it was in the command center of the mir space station in a decaying orbit somewhere above central asia by 2 russian cosmonauts. the 3rd just wasnt into guys like that and just fingered herself and watching...


i think we all learned a valuable lesson that day, in zero g, bukake scenes are best left to proffesionals and 15 year old puerto ricans girls. just dont do it. when you're gettin head in space you're playin by space rules. svitlana and da rest of the crew learned that very expensive lesson the hard way. it cost the russian government somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 to 3 billion dollars just to wipe my MANaisse from the instrument panel, spacesuit helmet & ceiling/floor (depends on your orientation). shit aint cheap, thats the behind the scenes shit they DONT tell you about on star trek.


Naturally nasa and the stupid fucking sputniks blackballed me. my service record was expunged & supressed simultaneously along with every space agency around the world disavowing any knowledge of me ...today i am currently the night manager at a tgi fridays outside of elizabeth new jersey just off route 4 and i have a drinking problem, so what u wanna fight about it? last week i bumped into the mission director at cape caneveral and tried getting my old job back but outta nowhere he pushed me into a cliff and then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time
September 19, 2009 @ 08:35 PM
Dieneme

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i got head 1,320,000 ft. up once back in 97. it was in the command center of the mir space station in a decaying orbit somewhere above central asia by 2 russian cosmonauts. the 3rd just wasnt into guys like that and just fingered herself and watching...


i think we all learned a valuable lesson that day, in zero g, bukake scenes are best left to proffesionals and 15 year old puerto ricans girls. just dont do it. when you're gettin head in space you're playin by space rules. svitlana and da rest of the crew learned that very expensive lesson the hard way. it cost the russian government somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 to 3 billion dollars just to wipe my MANaisse from the instrument panel, spacesuit helmet & ceiling/floor (depends on your orientation). shit aint cheap, thats the behind the scenes shit they DONT tell you about on star trek.


Naturally nasa and the stupid fucking sputniks blackballed me. my service record was expunged & supressed simultaneously along with every space agency around the world disavowing any knowledge of me ...today i am currently the night manager at a tgi fridays outside of elizabeth new jersey just off route 4 and i have a drinking problem, so what u wanna fight about it? last week i bumped into the mission director at cape caneveral and tried getting my old job back but outta nowhere he pushed me into a cliff and then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time


shutup
September 19, 2009 @ 08:35 PM
AntonyT

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In my mother's womb...what up
September 19, 2009 @ 08:36 PM
ImTired

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Location: Sweet Home Alabama

i got head 1,320,000 ft. up once back in 97. it was in the command center of the mir space station in a decaying orbit somewhere above central asia by 2 russian cosmonauts. the 3rd just wasnt into guys like that and just fingered herself and watching...


i think we all learned a valuable lesson that day, in zero g, bukake scenes are best left to proffesionals and 15 year old puerto ricans girls. just dont do it. when you're gettin head in space you're playin by space rules. svitlana and da rest of the crew learned that very expensive lesson the hard way. it cost the russian government somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 to 3 billion dollars just to wipe my MANaisse from the instrument panel, spacesuit helmet & ceiling/floor (depends on your orientation). shit aint cheap, thats the behind the scenes shit they DONT tell you about on star trek.


Naturally nasa and the stupid fucking sputniks blackballed me. my service record was expunged & supressed simultaneously along with every space agency around the world disavowing any knowledge of me ...today i am currently the night manager at a tgi fridays outside of elizabeth new jersey just off route 4 and i have a drinking problem, so what u wanna fight about it? last week i bumped into the mission director at cape caneveral and tried getting my old job back but outta nowhere he pushed me into a cliff and then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time


try again
September 19, 2009 @ 09:15 PM
Beaner

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i got head 1,320,000 ft. up once back in 97. it was in the command center of the mir space station in a decaying orbit somewhere above central asia by 2 russian cosmonauts. the 3rd just wasnt into guys like that and just fingered herself and watching...


i think we all learned a valuable lesson that day, in zero g, bukake scenes are best left to proffesionals and 15 year old puerto ricans girls. just dont do it. when you're gettin head in space you're playin by space rules. svitlana and da rest of the crew learned that very expensive lesson the hard way. it cost the russian government somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 to 3 billion dollars just to wipe my MANaisse from the instrument panel, spacesuit helmet & ceiling/floor (depends on your orientation). shit aint cheap, thats the behind the scenes shit they DONT tell you about on star trek.


Naturally nasa and the stupid fucking sputniks blackballed me. my service record was expunged & supressed simultaneously along with every space agency around the world disavowing any knowledge of me ...today i am currently the night manager at a tgi fridays outside of elizabeth new jersey just off route 4 and i have a drinking problem, so what u wanna fight about it? last week i bumped into the mission director at cape caneveral and tried getting my old job back but outta nowhere he pushed me into a cliff and then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time

lol
September 19, 2009 @ 09:18 PM
AntonyT

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i got head 1,320,000 ft. up once back in 97. it was in the command center of the mir space station in a decaying orbit somewhere above central asia by 2 russian cosmonauts. the 3rd just wasnt into guys like that and just fingered herself and watching...


i think we all learned a valuable lesson that day, in zero g, bukake scenes are best left to proffesionals and 15 year old puerto ricans girls. just dont do it. when you're gettin head in space you're playin by space rules. svitlana and da rest of the crew learned that very expensive lesson the hard way. it cost the russian government somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 to 3 billion dollars just to wipe my MANaisse from the instrument panel, spacesuit helmet & ceiling/floor (depends on your orientation). shit aint cheap, thats the behind the scenes shit they DONT tell you about on star trek.


Naturally nasa and the stupid fucking sputniks blackballed me. my service record was expunged & supressed simultaneously along with every space agency around the world disavowing any knowledge of me ...today i am currently the night manager at a tgi fridays outside of elizabeth new jersey just off route 4 and i have a drinking problem, so what u wanna fight about it? last week i bumped into the mission director at cape caneveral and tried getting my old job back but outta nowhere he pushed me into a cliff and then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time


i thought i ordered some dick sauce with your penis. nomnomnomnom. damn, you make me laugh niga.
September 20, 2009 @ 08:31 AM
gaws

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Location: Toronto

At a public school with an old flame

friday night cool
September 20, 2009 @ 12:54 PM
SFCA

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At a public school with an old flame

friday night cool


..the world is flat.

Cigarettes, Ice Cream and Figurines of the Virgin Mary http://www.last.fm/user/actsyalawlz

September 20, 2009 @ 01:00 PM
alex.

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Location: Slovakia :3

At a public school with an old flame

friday night cool


Did she see your legs?
September 30, 2009 @ 04:01 PM
Comikazi

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Location: North Crack

in the darkroom... 'twas a swallow cool
October 1, 2009 @ 10:10 AM
scream8217

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In my mother's womb...what up


Wouldn't that make the giver your sister?

..or brother.
October 1, 2009 @ 12:19 PM
AntonyT

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Wouldn't that make the giver your sister?

..or brother.


wat
October 1, 2009 @ 12:30 PM
WojieWorldPeace

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Underneath the orange stairwell in highschool when I was a junior from some freshman lmao

Buffalo Bills till I die.

October 1, 2009 @ 01:16 PM
Geek.

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Location: 714

Back seat of my gf's parents car as we were coming home from a camping trip.
Her parents were in the car.
October 1, 2009 @ 03:22 PM
scream8217

Post: 45

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wat


The strangest place he's gotten head is in his mother's womb.

The only way that would be possible would be if there was someone else in there with him.

If that is true, then he would have to be a twin.

Therefore, he got head from his sister.

..or brother.
October 1, 2009 @ 03:35 PM
AntonyT

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naw when your father was eating my mother out i stuck my dick outside of the clitoris and i think it made him cough
October 1, 2009 @ 04:17 PM
scream8217

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haha wowwww
October 1, 2009 @ 04:27 PM
DaKidFromHaiti

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Location: Washington, DC

In the living room of my apartment with everyone still home.
October 1, 2009 @ 07:34 PM
Comikazi

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Location: North Crack

in the darkroom... 'twas a swallow cool


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October 1, 2009 @ 09:02 PM
TwiggyDig

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Location: Bronx, New York / Lo...

in the darkroom... 'twas a swallow cool


i lol'd irl
October 1, 2009 @ 09:26 PM
fudatskee

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in class whilst the teacher was giving a head count.
October 1, 2009 @ 09:36 PM
fog

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naw when your father was eating my mother out i stuck my dick outside of the clitoris and i think it made him cough


fuck this had me lmao'ing

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