Jailbait Son!!!!!! (READ WARNING PG 1)

Oct 23, 2008 @ 15:41

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

Oct 23, 2008 @ 15:42
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i'm the best mayne, i deed it

Oct 23, 2008 @ 15:43
kind of a meh bump this time, but it's all i could find for now.

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

Oct 23, 2008 @ 16:07
Originally posted by Inactive User
Had this ass existed in ancient times, wars would have been waged over it. Men would have fought and died, just to catch nary a glimpse of it. Entire cities leveled, and armies so far and wide as the Aegean Sea would have stood at the ready, poised to cause death and destruction, if only to cup a hand around it's shapely smoothness. The only reason that these wars did not happen is the fact that this fanny is the product of millions of years of ass evolution, and such asses were not only uncommon in ancient times, they were completely unheard of. Not even Michaelangelo could have carved such an ass out of marble, not in a month of Mondays. This ass is the one reason why I still have a glimmer of hope of Gods existence.

The sad thing is, is that this ass can only get worse with time. The only place you can go with this level of ass perfection is down, unless, by using some sort of Quantum Ass Mechanics, one could somehow send this ass into the metaphorical stratosphere, with the ratio of plumpness, size, shape, and smoothness balanced out to within a millionth decimal point. However, this is only theory, and the sad reality we live in is that asses reach a peak, and can only degrade. I find this incredibly sad, and the one solace that keeps me going through the motions of daily life is that new asses are born each day, and with the exponential advance of knowledge in the regions of ass-science, each one has the chance to become equal, if not more luscious than the current ass in question. As you may know, Everest grows an inch every year, so I can only imagine the level of ass-perfection waiting in the years to come. Pun intended.


*starts a slow clap...tear rolls down eye*
Oct 23, 2008 @ 16:26
Lol! Can't believe this thread is still alive and going haha. Btw last ass pic made me smile. &)

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Oct 23, 2008 @ 20:06
Originally posted by Inactive User


Had this ass existed in ancient times, wars would have been waged over it. Men would have fought and died, just to catch nary a glimpse of it. Entire cities leveled, and armies so far and wide as the Aegean Sea would have stood at the ready, poised to cause death and destruction, if only to cup a hand around it's shapely smoothness. The only reason that these wars did not happen is the fact that this fanny is the product of millions of years of ass evolution, and such asses were not only uncommon in ancient times, they were completely unheard of. Not even Michaelangelo could have carved such an ass out of marble, not in a month of Mondays. This ass is the one reason why I still have a glimmer of hope of Gods existence.

The sad thing is, is that this ass can only get worse with time. The only place you can go with this level of ass perfection is down, unless, by using some sort of Quantum Ass Mechanics, one could somehow send this ass into the metaphorical stratosphere, with the ratio of plumpness, size, shape, and smoothness balanced out to within a millionth decimal point. However, this is only theory, and the sad reality we live in is that asses reach a peak, and can only degrade. I find this incredibly sad, and the one solace that keeps me going through the motions of daily life is that new asses are born each day, and with the exponential advance of knowledge in the regions of ass-science, each one has the chance to become equal, if not more luscious than the current ass in question. As you may know, Everest grows an inch every year, so I can only imagine the level of ass-perfection waiting in the years to come. Pun intended.


My hero.
Oct 23, 2008 @ 21:22
Pogrebin Soy, I salute you!
Oct 23, 2008 @ 23:03
Pogrebin Soy, I salute you!


yup
Oct 24, 2008 @ 08:37


oh my ..................

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Oct 24, 2008 @ 11:21




I'm on the west side of Chicago...

Oct 24, 2008 @ 11:52

I'm on the west side of Chicago...

Oct 24, 2008 @ 12:00
page 282 is looking smokeyface
Oct 24, 2008 @ 12:01


I'm on the west side of Chicago...

Oct 24, 2008 @ 13:03
which lisa?
if you taking about pienkos you knew the situation.
and i wasnt havent that.

I'm on the west side of Chicago...

Oct 24, 2008 @ 13:04
and i threw annie up there for you.
blushingblushingblushing

I'm on the west side of Chicago...

Oct 24, 2008 @ 13:06
which lisa?
if you taking about pienkos you knew the situation.
and i wasnt havent that.


idk who she is but ill gladely take her off your hands
Oct 24, 2008 @ 13:13
lolz
which one you like?

I'm on the west side of Chicago...

Oct 24, 2008 @ 13:15
piece of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Oct 24, 2008 @ 13:18
dblock!!!
and we were just talking about annie last night.
lolz.

I'm on the west side of Chicago...

Oct 24, 2008 @ 14:34
Originally posted by Inactive User


Had this ass existed in ancient times, wars would have been waged over it. Men would have fought and died, just to catch nary a glimpse of it. Entire cities leveled, and armies so far and wide as the Aegean Sea would have stood at the ready, poised to cause death and destruction, if only to cup a hand around it's shapely smoothness. The only reason that these wars did not happen is the fact that this fanny is the product of millions of years of ass evolution, and such asses were not only uncommon in ancient times, they were completely unheard of. Not even Michaelangelo could have carved such an ass out of marble, not in a month of Mondays. This ass is the one reason why I still have a glimmer of hope of Gods existence.

The sad thing is, is that this ass can only get worse with time. The only place you can go with this level of ass perfection is down, unless, by using some sort of Quantum Ass Mechanics, one could somehow send this ass into the metaphorical stratosphere, with the ratio of plumpness, size, shape, and smoothness balanced out to within a millionth decimal point. However, this is only theory, and the sad reality we live in is that asses reach a peak, and can only degrade. I find this incredibly sad, and the one solace that keeps me going through the motions of daily life is that new asses are born each day, and with the exponential advance of knowledge in the regions of ass-science, each one has the chance to become equal, if not more luscious than the current ass in question. As you may know, Everest grows an inch every year, so I can only imagine the level of ass-perfection waiting in the years to come. Pun intended.


I want herr myspaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Oct 24, 2008 @ 18:04
last 2 or 3 pages have been gold...and pogrebin soy, I wish I could quote that entire post lmao

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Oct 24, 2008 @ 22:30
lolz
which one you like?


im an open man, ill take whatever
Oct 25, 2008 @ 00:07
Oct 25, 2008 @ 00:20





I'm on the west side of Chicago...

Oct 25, 2008 @ 01:12
Oct 25, 2008 @ 07:25
bnahahhaa city of chi loves lane tech jail baits!
come chill at lane after school for a day dude, i'll introduce you!
lawwwl


oh i will
Oct 25, 2008 @ 08:34
Oct 25, 2008 @ 11:08
bnahahhaa city of chi loves lane tech jail baits!
come chill at lane after school for a day dude, i'll introduce you!
lawwwl


bahaha yea we will put you on.

I'm on the west side of Chicago...

Oct 25, 2008 @ 11:29

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I'm on the west side of Chicago...

Oct 25, 2008 @ 12:34

blinkyeyesblinkyeyesblinkyeyesblinkyeyesblinkyeyes


That shit is jailbait for real. Look how old that dude is. Terrible.
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