Most Crazyest ish i have ever Expirenced

Nov 30, 2007 @ 01:10
im 16 and dont do drugs so i dont know whats its like to be "high"
And i dont drink beer (taste like shit) but i do drink hard liqGEt on to the story!!!

So im at lunch the bell rings i have to take a piss i go into the bathroom and see my friends brother. He likes to mess around a lot and so he starts to choke me (I still have some food in my mouth). So he is choking me then next thing i know im in the office with a big ass Bump on my head. I guess he accidentally made me Sleep and the fucker panicked and just let me Drop haha so i hit the floor. They said i was on my back with my arms in the air while i was snoring lol.>smh So i go to the hospital to get a cat scan. Nothing is damaged and im all good. The only thing is i have a head ache and this happend and around 1:20 and i dont remember anything before i walked into the bathroom.(the bump on my head is more like a Ball, i can cup it with my hand)
PS: im a junior is Hs


Cliffs:Friend does the choke sleep or w/e, dosent catch me fall, big ass ball on my head. im okay
Nov 30, 2007 @ 01:12
PS: im a junior is Hs
Nov 30, 2007 @ 01:13
Hahaha thats funny dude. That wouldve sucked if you pissed your pants!

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Nov 30, 2007 @ 01:14
IM A JUNIOR IS HIGHSCHOOL
Nov 30, 2007 @ 01:15
IM A JUNIOR IS HIGHSCHOOL

I didnt want you all to be like "Stupid junior high kids"|0

EDIT: im a junior in Hs
Nov 30, 2007 @ 01:20
yea there is a triick for that


we all use to do it in school..

well all my friends did, but i was scared shitless cuz i was worried what happens if i dont WAKE UP.

well this is what u do

You stand infront of a wall, hold your breath and then ur buddy pushes your chest while ur holding ur breathe, then u would faint or someshit, drop to teh ground.

i dunno how that works, but ive seen it done to people.
Nov 30, 2007 @ 01:43
you are one corny ass junior
Nov 30, 2007 @ 01:49
your homie choked you until you blacked out and let your head hit something hard and that's how you got the lump on your head you idiot!!
Nov 30, 2007 @ 02:48
PS: im a junior is Hs


Originally posted by Inactive User
PS: im a junior is Hs


out of that whole retarded grammatical error of a post, thats all u guys take out of it?
Drewbacca
Nov 30, 2007 @ 03:09
wait. are you the same guy that drugged those girls with cough syrup? then promised pics?

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Nov 30, 2007 @ 03:14
yea there is a triick for that


we all use to do it in school..

well all my friends did, but i was scared shitless cuz i was worried what happens if i dont WAKE UP.

well this is what u do

You stand infront of a wall, hold your breath and then ur buddy pushes your chest while ur holding ur breathe, then u would faint or someshit, drop to teh ground.

i dunno how that works, but ive seen it done to people.


haha i remember reading about that in my school newspaper in h.s. i don't think i ever saw anyone actually doing it or heard of anything trying it, must be cause everyone at my school who would attempt that were too busy smoking weed or snorting
Drewbacca
Nov 30, 2007 @ 03:18
Originally posted by Inactive User
haha i remember reading about that in my school newspaper in h.s. i don't think i ever saw anyone actually doing it or heard of anything trying it, must be cause everyone at my school who would attempt that were too busy smoking weed or snorting


i tried that shit once. they were pushing my chest. next thing i know i was looking up at them. im lucky my dickhead friends didnt let me bap my heads lol

edit: you put your arms in a X shape as you hold your shoulders. then they push on that. against a wall. hella hard

Forum Administrator • @DREWKKAKE

Nov 30, 2007 @ 03:28
wtf it really works?! shit thats risky tho haha what if u like pass out and DIE :O
Nov 30, 2007 @ 09:21
wait. are you the same guy that drugged those girls with cough syrup? then promised pics?


Nah lol what the hell
Nov 30, 2007 @ 10:48
I did that shit like 15 years ago when I was young and retarded.

Another way to do it is stand against a wall with your arms crossed, and bend over and start breathing rapidly and heavily. Then straighten up really quickly, BAM instant pass out.

btw...beat the shit out of your friends brother. This dude I used to chill wit tried to put me in a choke hold when we were in HS, then when I realized his shit was for real, I elbowed him in the gut and turned around and punched him. he never tried that shit again.
Nov 30, 2007 @ 11:20
yeah if my friends brother, or anyone for that matter did that shit, id prolly smack them over the head with a large blunt object until they passed out, piss on their blacked out face and leave them there
Nov 30, 2007 @ 14:11
I never understood the kids that "messed around" by choking, punching, kicking, or wrestling.
Nov 30, 2007 @ 14:13
im really a junior
lets date no homo tho
Nov 30, 2007 @ 16:15
im really a junior
lets date no homo tho


what? As for beating his ass, I will hand his partents the Ct scan bill and hospital bill
Nov 30, 2007 @ 17:42
if you put someone in the sleeper hold right, they lose all muscle control and might shit their pants
Nov 30, 2007 @ 18:12
holy crap ima try that
Nov 30, 2007 @ 19:53
me and the guys were all joking around one night and tron put me in a sleeper hold......be wary if you get a sleeper hold your anus will really hurt in the morning
Nov 30, 2007 @ 19:57
my cousin choked me out once. i just remember seeing a white light, then i blacked. he said he slapped me a couple of times to wake me up. i felt wierd as fuck when i woke up. i kicked him in his nuts afterwards.
Nov 30, 2007 @ 19:57
me and the guys were all joking around one night and tron put me in a sleeper hold......be wary if you get a sleeper hold your anus will really hurt in the morning


the mad real world son!!!!!
Nov 30, 2007 @ 20:00
you put your arms in a X shape as you hold your shoulders. then they push on that. against a wall. hella hard


wtf?..ha. one of the strange ways for white people to get high?
Drewbacca
Dec 01, 2007 @ 05:03
me and the guys were all joking around one night and tron put me in a sleeper hold......be wary if you get a sleeper hold your anus will really hurt in the morning


hahahahahahah.

everyone want to see tronnnn livinnnnnnn in the citayyyyyyyyy

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Drewbacca
Dec 01, 2007 @ 05:04
wtf?..ha. one of the strange ways for white people to get high?


you just pass out.

Forum Administrator • @DREWKKAKE

Dec 02, 2007 @ 08:13
im 16 and dont do drugs so i dont know whats its like to be "high"
And i dont drink beer (taste like shit) but i do drink hard liqGEt on to the story!!!

So im at lunch the bell rings i have to take a piss i go into the bathroom and see my friends brother. He likes to mess around a lot and so he starts to choke me (I still have some food in my mouth). So he is choking me then next thing i know im in the office with a big ass Bump on my head. I guess he accidentally made me Sleep and the fucker panicked and just let me Drop haha so i hit the floor. They said i was on my back with my arms in the air while i was snoring lol.>smh So i go to the hospital to get a cat scan. Nothing is damaged and im all good. The only thing is i have a head ache and this happend and around 1:20 and i dont remember anything before i walked into the bathroom.(the bump on my head is more like a Ball, i can cup it with my hand)
PS: im a junior is Hs


Cliffs:Friend does the choke sleep or w/e, dosent catch me fall, big ass ball on my head. im okay


I lol'ed at the randomness of walking into the bathroom with food in your mouth and some guy just chokes you for no reason, and bails when you faint.
Dec 02, 2007 @ 11:52
I lol'ed at the randomness of walking into the bathroom with food in your mouth and some guy just chokes you for no reason, and bails when you faint.


lol well i was eating my food on the way to class b/c the bell rang, when i walked into the bathroom i was still chewing and then he started to mess around like a idiot
Dec 02, 2007 @ 12:42
I lol'ed at the randomness of walking into the bathroom with food in your mouth and some guy just chokes you for no reason, and bails when you faint.

hahaha I know seriously. If you really look at how he composed his story and the amount of stuff that is just so fcking random, it's hilarious.
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