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October 19, 2007 @ 04:14 PM
alberto1989

Post: 1411

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Portland

Now this just happened yesterday, me and my buddy walked over to mcdonalds and i ordered 3 double cheeseburgers.

so we sat down and ate. When i got home I went to take a shower because I had to go to work. So while i was taking a shower I felt uneasy, my stomach was hurting and shit and i was gagging, so i'm standing there in the shower gagging and shit and after a few good heaves, i puke that shit out, so there I am taking a shower in my own vomit, hella nasty. The puke clogged up the shower thing so I had to take it out with my own hands which only made it worse. It smelled so bad in the bathroom.
October 19, 2007 @ 04:17 PM
saftis

Post: 150

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: OSLO / NORWAY

thanks for sharing
October 19, 2007 @ 04:19 PM
iDANYO

Post: 6323

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: 510,Bay Area

When I was at church, after you eat that bread stuff, body of christ <_< you drink the wine....I took a sip and I felt something go in my mouth, and it was someone elses chewed up bread thingy...I ran out of the door and threw up.


That's not the most disgusting, cause I've done some stupid shit...I swallowed a goldfish live, and threw it up into a bucket and took it out and it was still alive.

Pissed in a strabucks bottle and drank it.

I dunno alot of shit, but it was mostly for money during the jackass years.
October 19, 2007 @ 04:26 PM
alberto1989

Post: 1411

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Portland

i already told a couple people about this during the summer hypebeast chatroom...

it was like 2 in the morning. my younger brother took a dookie in the bathroom right next to my room. so 10 minutes later i hear him screaming "HELP ME FUCKING A". so i open up my door...theres fucking shit water everywhere. my brother clogged the toilet. literally chunks of shit and brown colored water is flooding into my room and into the living room. i see my fucking cat slipping around in that shit too. shit was mad gross. so i used my shower towel to clean the shit water that was leaking into my room. busted out two cans of febreze and built a little towel fortress under my door so more shit water couldn't come through. it was so bad -_-;;






LMFAO!!!
October 19, 2007 @ 04:28 PM

Inactive

i see my fucking cat slipping around in that shit too. shit was mad gross.


I lol'ed
October 19, 2007 @ 04:28 PM
Hyper.

Post: 526

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: Vancouver

bending a chick over to see a very hairy butthole. chick was mad hot too, which made me wonder if more girls have this or just an incredibly low number of girls do and i happened to be having sex with one of them. ever see a hairy girl asshole?
October 19, 2007 @ 04:40 PM
nbr1g

Post: 3

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: LA

so i open up my door...theres fucking shit water everywhere. my brother clogged the toilet. literally chunks of shit and brown colored water is flooding into my room and into the living room.



October 19, 2007 @ 04:42 PM
Hyper.

Post: 526

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: Vancouver

^^^ what you do after that.


smashed.
October 19, 2007 @ 04:43 PM
TheCityOfChi

Post: 4615

Join Date: Nov 2006

When I was at church, after you eat that bread stuff, body of christ <_< you drink the wine....I took a sip and I felt something go in my mouth, and it was someone elses chewed up bread thingy...I ran out of the door and threw up.


That's not the most disgusting, cause I've done some stupid shit...I swallowed a goldfish live, and threw it up into a bucket and took it out and it was still alive.

Pissed in a strabucks bottle and drank it.


I dunno alot of shit, but it was mostly for money during the jackass years.


confused
October 19, 2007 @ 04:54 PM
iDANYO

Post: 6323

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: 510,Bay Area

LOL!! haha this dude is always pissin in bottles haha
October 19, 2007 @ 04:54 PM
Rimbauldi

Post: 275

Join Date: Oct 2007

This happened years ago. I was planning to go out with some buddies, and I was late so I was rushing to get changed. And all of a sudden I had the urge to take a shit, so I went in the bathroom and did my thing, and pulled my pants up quick. Then I head out and at the train station, we were walking around and my buddy was walking behind me and he noticed something on the back leg of my pants and he was like, "wtf is that?" and I turned my pant legs over and there was a splooge of shit there. I was like,"Oh hell no." I lied and said I sat on a dirty bench and it was mud. I tried to wipe that shit on the rail cause I didn't have any paper towel. But yea, that was mad embarrassing, especially since we were walking around a busy place.
October 19, 2007 @ 04:57 PM
9inchesofsole

Post: 4705

Join Date: Mar 2006

Location: the 5th BLVCK dimens...

When I was at church, after you eat that bread stuff, body of christ <_< you drink the wine....I took a sip and I felt something go in my mouth, and it was someone elses chewed up bread thingy...I ran out of the door and threw up.


That's not the most disgusting, cause I've done some stupid shit...I swallowed a goldfish live, and threw it up into a bucket and took it out and it was still alive.

Pissed in a strabucks bottle and drank it.

I dunno alot of shit, but it was mostly for money during the jackass years.


and thats why i never drink the jesus juice.
October 19, 2007 @ 04:58 PM
iDANYO

Post: 6323

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: 510,Bay Area

yeah dude, I haven't been to church since then...
October 19, 2007 @ 05:03 PM
9inchesofsole

Post: 4705

Join Date: Mar 2006

Location: the 5th BLVCK dimens...

this thread is fuckin hilarious. im at work reading these stories and im not trying to laugh aloud but I just now farted, i hope no one heard me laughing and farting in the office.
October 19, 2007 @ 06:25 PM
Crejus

Post: 1285

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Punnaniville,Brookly...

i was having sex with this girl once bent her over for the backshots and she farted.....I was highly upset dick went soft in 0-60 sec never spoke to her again
October 19, 2007 @ 06:38 PM
K BOOG

Post: 2655

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: Detroit.

dude, why would you eat 3 DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS!! i dont even feel bad for you..lol

you consumed 6 FRIED HAMBURGER PATTIES. you consumed 1320 calories, which is 1,000 less than you should be getting ALL DAY. 66g of fat. 4000g of sodium(omg). wow. i dont even know where to start.

we should start a fitness thread and i should mod it.
October 19, 2007 @ 06:42 PM
emgee420

Post: 268

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: glendale, az

i already told a couple people about this during the summer hypebeast chatroom...

it was like 2 in the morning. my younger brother took a dookie in the bathroom right next to my room. so 10 minutes later i hear him screaming "HELP ME FUCKING A". so i open up my door...theres fucking shit water everywhere. my brother clogged the toilet. literally chunks of shit and brown colored water is flooding into my room and into the living room. i see my fucking cat slipping around in that shit too. shit was mad gross. so i used my shower towel to clean the shit water that was leaking into my room. busted out two cans of febreze and built a little towel fortress under my door so more shit water couldn't come through. it was so bad -_-;;

this happens to my boss' kid on a regular basis...he doesnt shit at school so when he gets home and goes he clogs the toilet everytime...she actually stayed home with him today to make sure he shits like a normal person...why she chooses to share this interesting story over lunch still amazes me
October 19, 2007 @ 07:33 PM
hypism

Post: 231

Join Date: Mar 2007

I once pissed in a bottle cause I was too lazy to get up and walk 10 feet to the bathroom. The next day I accidentally drank out of it thinking it was iced tea.

It sucked but not that bad..
October 19, 2007 @ 07:39 PM
H. Drew

Post: 719

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: Denton, Tx

my freshmen year(im a junior) i went to my friends house and his lil bro who is a pain in the ass no pun does some nasty shit again no pun. i go over his house to hit up the madden and as soon as i walk in i smell shit. so i was like wtf is going on and my bud was like my brother was to lazy get gis ass out of bed and decided to shit in hid bed twice. so instead of playing madden we like make fun of his brother for 3 hours strait then all of a sudden his mom pops in and joins the fun ny kicking a freestyle saying it at his fault he has the bee geez(bubble guts). In the end the ended up having to throw the whole mattress away and the whole room smelled like shit for like 3 days.

ive also caught him looking at dragonballz porn

http://theurbanerenaissance.com/ http://theurbanerenaissance.tumblr.com/

October 19, 2007 @ 07:42 PM
K BOOG

Post: 2655

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: Detroit.

i literally just lol'd at that story havean13
October 19, 2007 @ 08:51 PM
croook

Post: 193

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: 780

my freshmen year(im a junior) i went to my friends house and his lil bro who is a pain in the ass no pun does some nasty shit again no pun. i go over his house to hit up the madden and as soon as i walk in i smell shit. so i was like wtf is going on and my bud was like my brother was to lazy get gis ass out of bed and decided to shit in hid bed twice. so instead of playing madden we like make fun of his brother for 3 hours strait then all of a sudden his mom pops in and joins the fun ny kicking a freestyle saying it at his fault he has the bee geez(bubble guts). In the end the ended up having to throw the whole mattress away and the whole room smelled like shit for like 3 days.

ive also caught him looking at dragonballz porn


LOL is this kid retarded or something
October 19, 2007 @ 09:31 PM
the team sins

Post: 127

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: ace deuce michigan

haha i cant think of any really gross ones that have happened to me lately but...

a week ago my friend got really drunk and there was just a bunch of people passed out sleeping in a room and he was so drunk he woke up, whipped his dick out and started peeing where he felt like going and it just so happens that a girl was sleeping where he was aiming and it got all on her

also the happened quite a while ago but some chick left a bloody tampon in the dressing room where i work... someone swept it to a garbage but there was a trail of blood from it all over the store
October 19, 2007 @ 10:43 PM
kvc06

Post: 1648

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Chicago

Ok so about 3 years ago me and my dude were chillin playin video games or some shit when he goes to the bathroom- nothin strange..
so about after 15 mins I go see what's up and he's like dude it wont flush. I peep in to see the biggest poo of life sittin in my toilet. This shit would NOT flush. We tried everything.. we tried disolving it,flushing, everything and eventually the whole house wreaked of poo so bad( i got a small house) that I couldn't even walk in without gaggin. So to get it down once and for all he grabbed a stick, and some axe spray for smell protection, cut it up, and finally got it down. My mom walked in like 20 mins later like whys it smell like axe in here all over and were thinkin like shit...if only you knew.
October 19, 2007 @ 11:09 PM
JLASA

Post: 1031

Join Date: Oct 2007

alright so my club bball team was on a trip to seattle and we were in the hotel right, theres this 1 kid that most of the guys on my team dont like because he is a fag, so one time a bunch of us pissed into a bucket and tilt the bucket outside his door and knock on the door so when he opened the door the piss would spill into his room and on him. he saw the bucket before opening the door somehow so he put it on this other guys door on our team to get back at him for doing it, and he knocked on my buds door and piss went all over his socks and floor and on his clothes on the ground, so to get back at the fag my buddy pissed into a bucket and mixed it with coffee and pizza crusts and knocked on the fags door and threw it all on his face and body, nasty shit man, there was piss, and coffee and pizza all over his shirt and floor. his room smelt like piss for the whole tourny.
October 19, 2007 @ 11:10 PM
HipHopCat978

Post: 412

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: East Coast

I woke up in my own vomit quite a few times.


lol ya I remember the first time I got drunk. Same experience.
October 20, 2007 @ 01:14 AM
Surfer

Post: 66

Join Date: Sep 2007

lol this shit is gross
October 20, 2007 @ 03:05 AM
-NegRepBandit

Post: 1363

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Los Angeles

i already told a couple people about this during the summer hypebeast chatroom...

it was like 2 in the morning. my younger brother took a dookie in the bathroom right next to my room. so 10 minutes later i hear him screaming "HELP ME FUCKING A". so i open up my door...theres fucking shit water everywhere. my brother clogged the toilet. literally chunks of shit and brown colored water is flooding into my room and into the living room. i see my fucking cat slipping around in that shit too. shit was mad gross. so i used my shower towel to clean the shit water that was leaking into my room. busted out two cans of febreze and built a little towel fortress under my door so more shit water couldn't come through. it was so bad -_-;;


hahha chocolate raiiinn!!!!

doppe night.
October 20, 2007 @ 03:53 AM
TO2

Post: 226

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Reno, Nevada

a few weeks ago i was very heavily intoxicated and i passed out in my homeboy's bed. i woke up the next day on his couch with a blanket over me. strange, but i thought nothing of it. so i left his house and went to class, where i got a text from my friend whose bed i fell asleep in saying "you need to do my laundy." i thought this was fucking weird so after class i call my boy, who proceeded to tell me that during the night he walked into his bedroom to go to sleep and saw me standing there urinating in his sock drawer. homie was so drunk that he wasnt even pissed, he just put me on the couch and made me wash his shit. so the next week, strangest shit happens. we were at my boy's house playing beer pong again and i happened to leave my hoodie in his room (i didn't want to stay over for fear of pissing on his shit again) so i went to his house the next day to get my hoodie and it had urine on it. it ended up that my friend had done the same shit that i did to him the last weekend and got up and pissed in the middle of his room during the night. fucking gross shit, but it was pretty funny
October 20, 2007 @ 08:29 AM
franklin

Post: 766

Join Date: May 2006

i was at a party sleeping on this kid's couch in his room. I woke up to a kid throwing up, and it fucking got on my arm i was pissed.
October 20, 2007 @ 01:55 PM
Crejus

Post: 1285

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Punnaniville,Brookly...

yeah i rememeber i was younger my cuz always pissed he bed so my aunt bought a matress just becuase home always wet his bed she left on the plastic ...so i'm sleeping on the edge of the bed all of a sudden i hear water hitting plastic like it was raining i woke up my cuz pitching a tent and pissing at the same time i tucked and roll off the bed before the piss touched me

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