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August 18, 2007 @ 08:25 AM

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Behold the Oracles wisdom



Personality type: Hippie

In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks triple venti soy white mocha no whip should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.

Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities
August 18, 2007 @ 08:33 AM
-NegRepBandit

Post: 1363

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Los Angeles

Behold the Oracles wisdom



Personality type: Hippie

In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks triple venti soy white mocha no whip should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.


Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities



haha niiiiiiiiiiiice.
August 18, 2007 @ 08:35 AM
-NegRepBandit

Post: 1363

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Los Angeles

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Ass-clown

You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks Green Tea Frappucino Venti ends up addicted to crack.

Also drinks: Zima
Can also be found at: Karaoke bars
August 18, 2007 @ 08:48 AM

Inactive

The orcale is an ass hole.
August 18, 2007 @ 08:48 AM
imsohappy

Post: 514

Join Date: Jun 2006

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars



LOLOLOL Oh fuck nearly all true! oh shit my friends are going to kill me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 18, 2007 @ 08:49 AM
-NegRepBandit

Post: 1363

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Los Angeles

The orcale is an ass hole.


yeah.
August 18, 2007 @ 08:51 AM

Inactive

what drink did u put in imsohappy?
August 18, 2007 @ 08:51 AM
DonVonQ

Post: 66

Join Date: Aug 2007

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink chai tea are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores


MEH
August 18, 2007 @ 08:59 AM
imsohappy

Post: 514

Join Date: Jun 2006

what drink did u put in imsohappy?


REGULAR HOT CHOCOLATE EXTRA HOT WITH CREAM! lol wtf, that's standard i should think!
August 18, 2007 @ 12:49 PM
JoHnFLeM

Post: 551

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: NorCal

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Cr
August 18, 2007 @ 03:18 PM
radric

Post: 91

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: o-high-o

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks grande vanilla bean.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home


i got told.
August 18, 2007 @ 03:29 PM
loop

Post: 1381

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: SoCal

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Ass-clown

You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks Frapacino venti ends up addicted to crack.

Also drinks: Zima
Can also be found at: Karaoke bars
August 18, 2007 @ 04:04 PM
-NegRepBandit

Post: 1363

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Los Angeles

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August 18, 2007 @ 04:14 PM
loop

Post: 1381

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: SoCal

^^^ u got the same thing as me too.lol.
August 18, 2007 @ 05:27 PM
-NegRepBandit

Post: 1363

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Los Angeles

FUCK THE ORACLE.

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Cr
August 18, 2007 @ 07:12 PM
darkmatter

Post: 450

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: CA

Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink iced black chai cream are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores
August 18, 2007 @ 11:45 PM
PeeWee

Post: 1005

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: MPLS

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Cr
August 19, 2007 @ 12:51 AM
Muff Rider

Post: 560

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: Hub City/Long Beach

wtf
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink tazo tea are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stor

Lurk'in Since 06

August 19, 2007 @ 12:59 AM
hustle101

Post: 389

Join Date: Apr 2006

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Hello, ass-clown. Nice try. Starbucks doesn't serve "Fuck u hoe" (though if they did you'd probably drink it). Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.
August 19, 2007 @ 01:27 AM
LoLife

Post: 1294

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: Toronto

gay i got...

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks green tea frapacino grande.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home

When he be playin Scrabble that nigga gotta figure out how to make a word outta seven Ls

August 19, 2007 @ 07:08 PM

Inactive

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Hello, ass-clown. Nice try. Starbucks doesn't serve "Fuck u hoe" (though if they did you'd probably drink it). Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.


pwned
August 19, 2007 @ 10:00 PM
Kiwi.

Post: 345

Join Date: May 2007

Location: LondonXLosAngeles

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Pussy Juice.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home

I put in Pussy Juice.
August 20, 2007 @ 01:11 AM
rayshiest

Post: 1093

Join Date: Sep 2006

Location: brownsville brooklyn

i see.


what the fuck do they sell at starbucks anyways thats good. i rather just buy the glass bottles at the deli when i have extra bucks in my pocket
August 20, 2007 @ 04:28 AM
DunkPunk

Post: 4605

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: L.A.

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks passion tea lemonade.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home









SCREW YOU ORACLE!!

CURRENTLY IN LONDON.


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