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August 6, 2007 @ 04:52 PM
radio raheem

Post: 687

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: New York

i love wiping my ass with wipes, no reference of baby or old people wipes just normal wipes. i love it, it is so much better than toliet paper, more comfortable, gets you cleaner, and it takes 5 minutes off the whole operation. i dont ever go out and buy them at the store out of the shear embarassment of waiting in line hold wipes. and also leaving them in my house and people using my bathroom and seeing them and being like what the fuck are these. i use them if i see them at someones house i try to shit just so i can use them.
August 6, 2007 @ 07:47 PM

Inactive

I know some people who piss in their sink....
August 6, 2007 @ 08:21 PM
-NegRepBandit

Post: 1363

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Los Angeles

everytime i go to vegas/hotel and eat at the buffet halfway through id take a shit, make room, then go out and eat some more.
August 6, 2007 @ 09:06 PM
n2threw007

Post: 27

Join Date: Jul 2006

haha i like to smell my socks before and after wearing them
August 6, 2007 @ 11:20 PM
RUBYRHODSOHIP

Post: 1772

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: MD/DC area

The whole period, ''exploring your body thing'' for dudes. Glad it is over...sort of...

the booger picking, I gotta stop.
Stratchin my underarms while my deoderant is on, I hate that.
I always look at my doodoo after taking a nice one.
I would fart and walk around so everyone can smell it sometimes.
Sctratch and sniff my sperm shells....
Peeing and trying to break the doodoos.....
August 6, 2007 @ 11:26 PM
SoleFresh87

Post: 1353

Join Date: Nov 2006

Location: Columbia , South Car...

Damn yall some Nasty ASSES ..haha it should be the MAN THREAD

Instagram @g87vrse *ArtMusicFlimLife*

August 6, 2007 @ 11:30 PM
RUBYRHODSOHIP

Post: 1772

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: MD/DC area

I take a dump in the toilet then wack off and jizz in a circular motion on top of it. Chocolate cake with white icing.


Thats FUNNY!!>sadsmile
August 6, 2007 @ 11:34 PM

Inactive

OMG this thread got me cryinggggggg
August 6, 2007 @ 11:46 PM
SOLE

Post: 7911

Join Date: Mar 2006

Location: NYC

Is There A Logical Reason For Typing Like This?


i have this technique to judge whether a fart is silent or not and if its silent i do it in public... the loud ones belong home alone -.-

best thread btw


i do that too, i have a fullproof way of keeping them silent everytime. you kind of lean to one side of your ass and spread your cheeks, then just let it come out instead of pushing it, works for me every thursday after my weekly lunch at the mexican place around the corner from my school. people are always dyyying trying to figure out who's guilty, i haven't been caught so far smile


soo...who here shits into a toilet paper hammock, just so they can lift the shit out of the bowl and onto the seat, where it can be further examined and admired?
August 6, 2007 @ 11:50 PM
-NegRepBandit

Post: 1363

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Los Angeles

one time, we were in the class room, homeboy socked my stomach, and i let out a loud one.

so loud that i couldnt deny it. so i said, "first one to say something gets it in the mouth."

id never hurt a fly, but i was embarrassed.
August 7, 2007 @ 12:50 AM
Theseventhletter

Post: 9148

Join Date: Apr 2006

Location: Brooklyn New York Ci...




soo...who here shits into a toilet paper hammock, just so they can lift the shit out of the bowl and onto the seat, where it can be further examined and admired?


what the fuck?
August 7, 2007 @ 01:29 AM
Shanklin

Post: 9596

Join Date: Nov 2006

Oh, I also piss in my shower (just the drainer part). Something about being in the water just lets it all go.

http://kevinshanklin.com/ IF YOU HAVE A FFFOUND.COM INVITE MSG ME

August 7, 2007 @ 10:04 AM
9

Post: 1761

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: Boston

soo...who here shits into a toilet paper hammock, just so they can lift the shit out of the bowl and onto the seat, where it can be further examined and admired?


I think you're all alone on this one...

props for ingenuity
August 7, 2007 @ 10:18 AM
Thai_Stick

Post: 179

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: Brampton, Canada

worst comment.


im always doing something illegal, so its a must for me to avoid cops. been to jail couple times and i aint going back.
August 7, 2007 @ 04:11 PM
-NegRepBandit

Post: 1363

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Los Angeles

i wiped my ass this morning, with cheap toilet paper. i didnt realize i left some in there until it started to itch and i went for the scratch.
August 7, 2007 @ 04:25 PM
Shanklin

Post: 9596

Join Date: Nov 2006

^Gahahahaha, i always hated that feeling.

http://kevinshanklin.com/ IF YOU HAVE A FFFOUND.COM INVITE MSG ME

August 7, 2007 @ 04:26 PM
Drebrooklyn

Post: 3757

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Brooklyn

lmao....ewwwww
August 7, 2007 @ 10:59 PM
JANDRO

Post: 11

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: Miami

picking my nose, nuts, and dingleberries............in public....sometimes.
October 11, 2012 @ 07:26 AM
JEANPAULDAVINCI

suspended

Post: 1088

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: 916

procrastinating in my work
October 11, 2012 @ 08:30 AM
daytona squared

Post: 1834

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: seattle

fapping into the same nasty ass shirt for months at a time
not washing hands after pissing/shitting even if im about to eat
smelling my farts

rip subprime

October 11, 2012 @ 01:07 PM
backlikethat

Post: 5251

Join Date: Feb 2009

Lol at the grave dig. But I'd say biting my nails for me.
October 11, 2012 @ 01:33 PM
Pantic

Post: 3733

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

fapping into the same nasty ass shirt for months at a time
not washing hands after pissing/shitting even if im about to eat
smelling my farts


nasty ass motherfucker
October 11, 2012 @ 01:47 PM
Legit Shit

Post: 2312

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: so flo

fapping into the same nasty ass shirt for months at a time


Change your life around

Unless it's that No Gods No Masters tee

upthefunk

October 11, 2012 @ 01:54 PM
backlikethat

Post: 5251

Join Date: Feb 2009

@shanklin where r ya du?
October 11, 2012 @ 04:22 PM
oneallah

Post: 3490

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

you nigas got some nasty ass habits
October 12, 2012 @ 12:32 AM
Shanklin

Post: 9596

Join Date: Nov 2006

lmao i was 17 when i posted this. but i still do the majority of the same shit.

http://kevinshanklin.com/ IF YOU HAVE A FFFOUND.COM INVITE MSG ME

October 12, 2012 @ 02:01 AM
Black Donald Trump

Post: 1602

Join Date: Apr 2008

fuck girls til my dick hurts
i get so high i cant pronunciate
forget to eat
i go so fuckin hard i make my heart skip a beat
spend too much on clothes and cars and jewelry
October 12, 2012 @ 02:49 AM
brannen

Post: 1681

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Los Angeles

I like to bite off/peel the dead skin of my fingers; sometimes to the point where it starts to bleed.
October 12, 2012 @ 05:00 AM
Jay Z

Post: 260

Join Date: Sep 2012

i smell my nuts and armpits and sometimes they smelly liek nasty but good
i love picking hard ass boggers out my nose when alone. Liek those real hard bastards that wont come out
sometimes while tlkaing to a girl i stare her deep in her eyes and imagine fuckign her. It gets weird I think she feels it too sometimes.

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