lol wtf did this thread lose some pages?
anyways i picked up last night. maybe its cause i havent smoked in a week but mang dis be dat fiyah. dude coulda poured ammonia all over this bud right before he sold it to me and i would still smoke it
i found a dealer that lives in my apt complex. but that nigga is so backwards. he doesnt stop hitting me up to throw down with him on reggie blunts lolol. hes like 30 too. he might be homeless. he might just stay at the park and shower at the pool.
anyways. yesterday i had to take a drug test and ive been smoking so my urine wouldnt have been any good. i had to take one a while back and finding clean piss is harder than you think. so i just figured ill buy some synthetic ones. i cawped a 35 dollar bottle and tested with it but right before i got into the clinic i figured i would take off the hand warmer cause it was already 100 degrees. nigga i stayed in that lobby for that clinic for like 3 hours watching all of avatar and the dvd menu for another 32 minutes. they finally called me in and i dropped the sample from the bottle. bitch it was cold nd i started to freak out. i went out there and gave it to the lady and the bitch ass lady who was collecting gave me the most foul look ive ever seen in my life. like she just cast a voodoo spell on me. evil woman.
i had to argue with her like na nigga idk i just pissed that shit either im a reptile or somethings wrong with ur cups. blahblahblah after that i just dipped and bought new pee. came back 45 mins later but i left the handwarmers on and it was all gravy. new bitch administered the test. as i was leaving ol haitian voodoo master was coming back from break like just as i was walking through the exit door. she was getting out of her car and gave me another look. i smiled and when i passed i turned around and chuckled at her then i quickly left the establishment.