Whos a Stoner?

June 27, 2011 @ 10:35:18
ahhhh,just had my drug screening. took a ready clean and drank 3 17floz bottles of water.
piss looked clearer than air, she was like this is waaaaaay too diluted. then she tested it and it concluded that it was, in fact, too diluted. she told me not to drink anything and come back 2-3 hours later to see if we could get a good sample. my ready clean time frame is over 3 hours. do you guys think my piss will be good by then?!
June 27, 2011 @ 11:07:47
idk but you could have just not smoked and not had any problems.
June 27, 2011 @ 11:12:02
^you're right, and the world would have been in peace if hostility was not provoked.

I went from very casual smoking, to not smoking for 3 weeks, then again blazed 9 days ago.
June 27, 2011 @ 11:59:56
is this for probation?

keep drinking water and shit.


there could be 1000 and 1 reasons why your piss is dilluted...you were feeling sick and went to the doctor who told you to drink plenty of fluids. who is this probation officer cunt to tell you any different?
June 27, 2011 @ 12:52:08
i'm thinking of getting a portable vape.. is it worth it? lookin to get a magic-flight for 100$
June 27, 2011 @ 13:06:58
4 weeks clean now. can i get a what what! applying for a job at a bank next week. time to make some paper and give my lungs a break.
June 27, 2011 @ 13:45:55
4 weeks clean now. can i get a what what! applying for a job at a bank next week. time to make some paper and give my lungs a break.


haha thats funny your from Fallbrook.. Im from Valley Center...

I been off the green cuz i just got a job with SDGE... what bank you applyn for? my x girl got hired as a teller for wells fargo with no drug test smokeyface
June 27, 2011 @ 15:54:00
how about all you non smokers get the fuck out.
June 27, 2011 @ 16:02:23
how about all you non smokers get the fuck out.


When ur makin atleast 6 figures come talk
June 27, 2011 @ 16:05:01
lmao you work for a gas and electric company. keep livin that dream fam
June 27, 2011 @ 16:34:35
not to mention the fact that i used to smoke all day every day for the last 8 years.. went to my dr. and they found 2 nodules in my lungs. fml. that'll help a guy quit.. goin to a pulmonary specialist on wednesday.
June 27, 2011 @ 17:08:38
qft

idk why you guys are hatin on come on now cuz hes bein real about your shitty ass glass... Are u kiddng hoss? Gimmie a break.

Tyler, if you think that bong is tight then good for you but it aint that shits cheap knock off glass and dont be mad cuz you got called out on it... Ust cuz you try and take a cool pic of it dont make it tight for the poeple who know real glass...


hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah

real glass bro.
June 27, 2011 @ 17:48:30
June 27, 2011 @ 17:49:35
im rollin my face off. drinkin a beer. cig never tasted this good and air never felt this pure.

June 27, 2011 @ 17:53:45
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June 27, 2011 @ 17:54:15
Having my own cannabis cup in my attic, you guys are all invited.


I'll be there. smokeyface

Fuck your plug come shop w/ me.

June 27, 2011 @ 17:55:53
why do you guys argue about glass....like some dude said its just contributing to the stoner thread. if all us non elitests stopped posting this thread would die.
June 27, 2011 @ 18:05:20
^you're right, and the world would have been in peace if hostility was not provoked.

I went from very casual smoking, to not smoking for 3 weeks, then again blazed 9 days ago.


lol dude didnt respond. prolly got locked up after pissing dirty the second time smh.
June 27, 2011 @ 18:27:27
im rollin my face off. drinkin a beer. cig never tasted this good and air never felt this pure.



dude, you are so cool! i wish i were you! omg i wish i could rep you!

jk.. gtfo
June 27, 2011 @ 18:30:29
dude, you are so cool! i wish i were you! omg i wish i could rep you!

jk.. gtfo


lmao. why are you so hostile? u mad as hell.
June 27, 2011 @ 19:29:37
does anyone know if shoprite drug tests? im going for an interview tomorrow and im not trying to be unemployed smh
June 27, 2011 @ 19:36:58
lol dude didnt respond. prolly got locked up after pissing dirty the second time smh.


whatever. im on probation. i havent smoked since january 18th. i didnt even go on probation until march 16th. what makes us any different?

im not a dumbass.

i went from smoking ~15 blunts plus other forms of smoking a day to none at all. plus other drugs that i did.

self-control. just say no. it's not that hard.
June 27, 2011 @ 19:39:50
im rollin my face off. drinkin a beer. cig never tasted this good and air never felt this pure.



mmmmmmhmmmm molly
June 27, 2011 @ 19:43:29
fuck rolling papers im a rebel bitch im ashing blunts

(not really hehe)
June 27, 2011 @ 19:53:10
whatever. im on probation. i havent smoked since january 18th. i didnt even go on probation until march 16th. what makes us any different?

im not a dumbass.

i went from smoking ~15 blunts plus other forms of smoking a day to none at all. plus other drugs that i did.

self-control. just say no. it's not that hard.


yeah that shit is hard to do. props dude.
June 27, 2011 @ 20:57:40
whatever. im on probation. i havent smoked since january 18th. i didnt even go on probation until march 16th. what makes us any different?

im not a dumbass.

i went from smoking ~15 blunts plus other forms of smoking a day to none at all. plus other drugs that i did.

self-control. just say no. it's not that hard.


nohate but your preaching self-control when you smoked 15 blunts a day minimum? lol wut
June 27, 2011 @ 22:06:02
im rollin my face off. drinkin a beer. cig never tasted this good and air never felt this pure.



shit puts ♥♥♥♥♥s to sleep
June 27, 2011 @ 22:12:49
lmao you work for a gas and electric company. keep livin that dream fam


Go do some HW before u sound like an idiot.. before when i was a lineman i was making 6 figures...

somone works at McDonalds and is making 7 figures... all about what you do... again you never aid what ur job was... if you even got one.
June 27, 2011 @ 22:26:46
nohate but your preaching self-control when you smoked 15 blunts a day minimum? lol wut


smh
June 27, 2011 @ 23:53:21
nohate but your preaching self-control when you smoked 15 blunts a day minimum? lol wut


at that time i had no reason to not smoke that much. so i did.
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