Whos a Stoner?

December 30, 2008 @ 16:12:07
What would you do if you saw one of your teachers from elementary school smoking a spliff?


my engrish 101 professor came into class one morning and says, "its such a nice day outside we should have class in the park". so we all walked to the park next to campus and our first instructions from him was "light em if you got em", as he pulled a doobie from his pocket and lit it up. greedy bitch didnt even share.
December 30, 2008 @ 16:24:14
whhhattttttt. we would always have convos about weed, getting drunk and stupid shit in my english class. im gonna ask if hes down to burn if i see him on campus haha
December 30, 2008 @ 17:05:25
the pe teacher at school tells me "Don't hide it, divide it." smoked with that dude during break, dude ripped ahaha.
December 30, 2008 @ 18:14:24
smoked with my art teacher the day i graduated, and my sociology teach used to let me change his oil and wash his car for autoshop, tr6 triumph and always had a roach in the tray smokeyface
December 30, 2008 @ 19:24:39
im down to smoke with my team sports teachers...dudes are legit as fuck nohomo.
December 30, 2008 @ 21:30:23
What would you do if you saw one of your teachers from elementary school smoking a spliff?


my friend sold a teacher from the local middle school crack one time, and another teacher from the junior high bought powder cocaine off another friend, and these are just the teachers stupid enough to cope from teenagers in the town they work in lol
December 30, 2008 @ 22:36:12
think of all the pussy high school teachers get. they fucking must swim in the shit.
December 30, 2008 @ 22:58:17
buckshot. my gf>yours. my gf>all of yall nigars gf

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December 30, 2008 @ 23:17:09
i fucked my girl 4 times today dude. she put in fucking work.

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December 30, 2008 @ 23:21:09
same dude. i like fucking while sober though. i can't fuckign cum while baked. nohomo.

i should seriously do pornos. my dick is massive and i can't bust for shit. nohomo
December 31, 2008 @ 00:03:07
I'm a stoner.
December 31, 2008 @ 00:10:37
nohomo is great

I'm not talking about dance lessons. I'm talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield.

December 31, 2008 @ 12:32:24
haha don't trip dude, if that's all you did you should be clean by february.


True true.

One dude told me because I've been smoking this whole past week, I have about 3 weeks to get rid of the shit in time for the drug test.

And I'm craving a stog.
December 31, 2008 @ 14:28:57
my favorite movie is on G4 and i'm about to smoke &)
January 01, 2009 @ 09:19:55
popped a pill last night. Talk about rolling balls. I was fucking rolling so hard, had to force my self to go in the house casue it got to 5 am and I was still trying to make missions lol.
January 01, 2009 @ 09:31:07
i can't remember shit from last night. holy fuck.

new years is one of the most legit celebrations of our day. im still blazed as fuck and i slept for fucking 6 hours.
January 01, 2009 @ 09:40:12
so i take it you will be blazing some more
January 01, 2009 @ 14:16:19
Damn last night was kinda wack because we didnt make it to a party but still legit. I still dont have my car so i took my dads work car which is like a 98 contour. So i roll to my cousins house and we chill then drop his friend home. And my cousin has 8g of high grade on deck. So we meet our friend at some hood ass goon party but just chill in the hallway and smoke a few hits out of the pipe.
We bounce there heading to the acual party and pickup some dutches then head back to my cousins house and i roll up 2 fire Ls after months of not even rolling shit. We go in the back to smoke the first and its hitting hard as fuck and we're both zoot. So we leave and the car has a fucking flat and its supposed to be at my friends house not me driving it around lol. So we drive it up to the main road and ditch it.
Then we start footin it to grab some food at 1:45 and walk like half a mile to 7/11 but we sparked the 2nd blunt on the way so time passed like nothing. Then we both head back to our neighborhood and go home. First night in a while ive slept like a fucking log. I need to start smoking again haha.
January 01, 2009 @ 14:30:03
Went to the traphouse and met up with 4 homeys, had:

10 xanaxs, 5 adderalls, half an ounce, and a bottle of henny. i got so fried. went to bed at 6, woke up at 10.

Happy 09.
January 01, 2009 @ 14:49:57
Went to the traphouse and met up with 4 homeys, had:

10 xanaxs, 5 adderalls, half an ounce, and a bottle of henny. i got so fried. went to bed at 6, woke up at 10.

Happy 09.

blinkyeyes
January 01, 2009 @ 15:27:08
Went to the traphouse and met up with 4 homeys, had:

10 xanaxs, 5 adderalls, half an ounce, and a bottle of henny. i got so fried. went to bed at 6, woke up at 10.

Happy 09.


the 10 xannys and the heem would have blacked me out for a week hahah
January 01, 2009 @ 15:35:41
I think he meant between them all haha
January 01, 2009 @ 15:37:37
Originally posted by Inactive User
I think he meant between them all haha


Precisely. I had more like

2 zannys
5gs of weed prolly smoked
passed out at 2 am
woke up
popped an add
drank a quarter of henny
January 01, 2009 @ 15:55:14
^be ready to get poppin like that when you come to ny
January 01, 2009 @ 16:12:40
pills + alcohol = a fuckin awful idea?

I'm not talking about dance lessons. I'm talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield.

January 01, 2009 @ 16:25:37
pills + alcohol = a fuckin awful idea?


Yes. So?
January 01, 2009 @ 16:46:19
last night was interesting
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