"A man who goes by the name of
Master Adonis who claims to be God incarnate created a global religion
called Adonitology for beautiful women with ample derrieres like Kim
Kardashian and Nicki Minaj. Yep. Master Adonis says that on Jan. 3rd
1996 while he was in Bangkok Thailand, years before the big booty
phenomenon came about, he was visited in a vision by 3 heavenly beings
(an Angel, The Holy Spirit who is a female deity and Jesus Christ).
He said these 3 heavenly beings
told him that at the turn of the century, attractive women with ample
derrieres like Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj would come
into wealth and great power and would need a Spiritual Guide to lead
them and that he was sent to usher in a New Age. He said the heavenly
beings instructed him to form a global religion and to write a Bible
(The Holy Book of Adonai: God) for all the big booty (he calls them
callipygians) women of the earth so he did."