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May 31, 2014 @ 11:01 PM
Mark The Guru

Post: 64

Join Date: May 2014

Location: under your bed

Have you ever had to take a shit at like a party or school and you keep wiping and it takes forever to get clean? No troll serious

GNAR

May 31, 2014 @ 11:02 PM
LCULT

Post: 1005

Join Date: Sep 2013

yeah this one time i jumped in the host's shower and just washed everywhere instead

虎穴に入らずんば虎子を得ず

May 31, 2014 @ 11:02 PM
AmericanLegend

Post: 2703

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

na im not a bbbum nigga i dont shit in public 
but i shit for like 40 mins when im on the throne like this nigga said above me + shower

taste the glamour

May 31, 2014 @ 11:09 PM
daytona squared

Post: 1881

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: seattle

gotta use wet wipes man i used to use like a roll of paper per shit

rip subprime

May 31, 2014 @ 11:14 PM
Mark The Guru

Post: 64

Join Date: May 2014

Location: under your bed

anyone know what causes them to be so long? like is there an actual reason or we were just cursed with long shits

GNAR

May 31, 2014 @ 11:15 PM
Fit Battle

Post: 213

Join Date: Sep 2013

Location: San Trillcisco

Breh sometimes its like I am wiping a marker, that shit never stop showing up.
May 31, 2014 @ 11:37 PM
hypejpg

Post: 116

Join Date: Jan 2014

daytona is right, wet wipes are the solution. 

since '01

May 31, 2014 @ 11:38 PM
brittneykitty

Post: 674

Join Date: Apr 2014

and if u dont have wet wipes u can dampen the toilet paper with the sink can work wonders

the front of the mazzi look like a fork dont it

May 31, 2014 @ 11:40 PM
AmericanLegend

Post: 2703

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

gotta use wet wipes man i used to use like a roll of paper per shit
QFT
cept no wet wipes just roll of paper then shower
wet wipes smell funny to me any way

taste the glamour

May 31, 2014 @ 11:42 PM
AmericanLegend

Post: 2703

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

anyone know what causes them to be so long? like is there an actual reason or we were just cursed with long shits

no homo b 
improve ur life this is a great invention

taste the glamour

May 31, 2014 @ 11:50 PM
demstacksdoe

Post: 110

Join Date: Jul 2013

yo i hate those shits that you take and you have to take a shower to get it clean. shit is the worst
May 31, 2014 @ 11:53 PM
ToMuchMayo

Post: 704

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: WA

Real talk i get salty when i take a shit and when i'm almost done wiping i can feel another shit coming so i literally wasted 5 minutes wiping my ass just so i have to do it over again. 
June 1, 2014 @ 12:25 AM
Mad Rusky

Post: 79

Join Date: May 2013

and if u dont have wet wipes u can dampen the toilet paper with the sink can work wonders
cant wet it too much tho
itll fall apart and youll have bits of toilet paper all in your ass
June 1, 2014 @ 12:37 AM
Buttery Suede

Post: 44

Join Date: Nov 2013

Anyone else use a strategic toilet paper splash pad for the shits Landing Zone?

Gotta time its deployment right though, too early and it will just sink and you still get noise and possible pissy water splashback.
June 1, 2014 @ 12:42 AM
(G)TRAP

suspended

Post: 3666

Join Date: Jun 2008

i dont wipe my ass.
June 1, 2014 @ 12:44 AM
offensive-commenter

Post: 565

Join Date: Feb 2013

Breh sometimes its like I am wiping a marker, that shit never stop showing up.
nah that's not fair. you dont deserve credit for that joke. you got it from community.
June 1, 2014 @ 12:45 AM
chief

Post: 6759

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA


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June 1, 2014 @ 01:11 AM
It's Only Hype

Post: 5686

Join Date: Jan 2008


dis shit just happened to me yesterday sad

feelsbadman
June 1, 2014 @ 01:14 AM
wh0die

Post: 543

Join Date: Aug 2012

that happens to me every time I have anything with dairy sad
June 1, 2014 @ 01:23 AM
ToMuchMayo

Post: 704

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: WA

I just went ham on some Taco Time. RIP My Toilet sad
June 1, 2014 @ 01:23 AM
GxoctFace

Post: 555

Join Date: Dec 2013

tabo /thread

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June 1, 2014 @ 01:30 AM
oneallah

Post: 3696

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

i actually as well as middle easterners wash instead of wipe
its a lot cleaner, read it up, it gets your bootyhole cleaner

i personally do both wipe and wash because i want my bootyhole clean as fuck as if i never took a dump

i know im not the only one, I FUCKING HATE TAKING A DUMP OUT OF MY HOUSE, IN MY HOUSE MY BATHROOM IS MY KINGDOM
June 1, 2014 @ 01:32 AM
ToMuchMayo

Post: 704

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: WA

i actually as well as middle easterners wash instead of wipe
its a lot cleaner, read it up, it gets your bootyhole cleaner

i personally do both wipe and wash because i want my bootyhole clean as fuck as if i never took a dump

i know im not the only one, I FUCKING HATE TAKING A DUMP OUT OF MY HOUSE, IN MY HOUSE MY BATHROOM IS MY KINGDOM
This plus i need a big bathroom. I hate taking a shit in a small bathroom. Glad i got a big bathroom. 
June 1, 2014 @ 02:21 AM
champagne papi

Post: 626

Join Date: Aug 2013

Location: dmv

Anyone else use a strategic toilet paper splash pad for the shits Landing Zone?

Gotta time its deployment right though, too early and it will just sink and you still get noise and possible pissy water splashback.
i do i hate when i poop and have to dodge shit missiles splashing back at me

WTB DS Lance Mountain x Nike SB size 9-9.5 // Team #1059

June 1, 2014 @ 03:18 AM
REVS

moderator

Post: 3626

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Philadelphia, PA

Had one of these shits at work today to be honest. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

June 1, 2014 @ 04:02 AM
Sentimental

Post: 1678

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: L.A.

I hate when it's dried up and though you thought you wiped it clean already.
June 1, 2014 @ 09:17 AM
MuffinsNightmare

Post: 3479

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: The Crime Labyrinth

I just keep a rusty trombone player on speed dial.razz

I've been known to invoke......FEELINGS. #NoPromo #NoFearGang #AntiMuffinMovement

June 1, 2014 @ 07:37 PM
PennyApollo

Post: 65

Join Date: Jul 2013

I hate those endless shits. It's like every time you reach back and wipe and spread your cheeks a little more seeps out. 
June 2, 2014 @ 05:14 AM
zettai ryouiki

Post: 55

Join Date: Dec 2012

Location: scoutzknivez

[Official] poop thread
June 5, 2014 @ 05:54 PM
!Bang!

Post: 85

Join Date: Dec 2013

Location: So"Killa"Cali

Guys, guys, guys, guys.....y'all need more fiber in your diets fam.

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