April 7, 2014 @ 03:42 AM

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Join Date: Jun 2012

If you eat the apple after smoking from it your farts will smell like bud the next day. I took a piss and farted in the bathroom and walked out into the kitchen and it was as if I smoked a quick bowl in there. No one noticed it except my uncle. He tried to smell my sweatshirt and he just laughed and said he was confused. The whole day I kept farting and he kept wondering what it was. I think at one point he got down on his knees under the pretense of dropping something and was sniffing my ass...
April 7, 2014 @ 03:44 AM

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Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

April 7, 2014 @ 03:47 AM

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Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: California

You sure you didn't take the advice to shove the bud up your ass?
April 7, 2014 @ 05:14 AM

Post: 2773

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

dead that shit reminded me of some white kid from like south carolina who was in my english class 
he went to the bathroom, then when he came back he told the teacher, "someone was doin something in their it smells like drugs"
then the teacher was like okay and called the school security guards to go to the bathroom 
and every one in class was like wtf fucking snitch what if the person gets caught 
and he was like "yea it smells like weed, cus it was me"
shit had me loling af 
same kid would nonchalantly play gameboy color in class  

funny guy

taste the glamour

April 7, 2014 @ 04:51 PM


Post: 4010

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Philadelphia, PA

Walk to the store and buy a blunt. You won't have this issue. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

April 7, 2014 @ 05:48 PM

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Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: L.A.

I don't like how the apple is so c!owe to the face

"Hardship often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny" - C.S. Lewis

April 7, 2014 @ 06:36 PM

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Join Date: Apr 2011

smh you took this from /r/trees
April 7, 2014 @ 07:29 PM
Think People

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Join Date: Nov 2013

awe Pig beat me too it ^^^
April 8, 2014 @ 02:24 AM

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Join Date: Jul 2009

why would you do this in 2014? get high off life
April 8, 2014 @ 03:25 AM

Post: 651

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: Toronto, ON

i dont even understand how an apple was a better option than papers/blunts/bong/pipe

Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt

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