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February 12, 2014 @ 01:43 AM
AGUA

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Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

Credit of this thread goes to Hashy, but he wasn't making it so I decided to get the wheels spinning. Some of the members wanted to start a competition to see who can get laid off of OkCupid.com, now if you're unaware of what it is, it's just a free dating site, it offers you enough tools to contact thots, and then go from there. 

The Competition is looking for solid evidence that you made contact with a girl (photos, texts, etc) and even more proof if you fucked her. It takes literally 5 minutes to make the account, which I already did, and it isn't hard to find girls who are down to fuck. I have some weird fat chick that keeps hitting me up and I finally sucked it up and was just going to smang it, but then she pulls out some shit like this saying oh she doesn't have a car, so now I gotta drive the 10 minutes to her crib, and then she said her parents would be home (She's 18), so I basically tell her that we can fuck in my car

 






Then she posts some shit about how she's going to be on her period so she's gotta wait until next weekend...I'm like...you fucking dike. 


So y'all got 2 weeks to beat me, I will fuck this fat chick and I will beat you, come through with the game. 


Edit: If you didn't see it from the text format, I was using an app that gives you a free number to text from in your area, so it has your area code and not some weird sketchy number to them. Cause I don't want these thots to have my real number, I'm just trying to hit and dip. But just a little pointer if you're thinking about it. 


Edit 2: Bet makes a good point, if you're going to hit it, you should at least try to get a photo of the thot in action, which I'm sure most of these girls wouldn't mind. If you can't do that try your best to prove somehow you smashed, got dome, etc. 

Bonus points if you fuck before or on Friday (Valentines Day)
February 12, 2014 @ 01:48 AM
Bet

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Location: California

Lemme find this article I read a while back, basically what this dude did was message like 75 girls asking "Why haven't we had sex yet?" and with that line he had like a 20% success rate out of like 75 girls. The girls are on there for a reason.
February 12, 2014 @ 01:49 AM
AmericanLegend

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Location: USA

the hoe-chi winter thot Olympics cool
dog im in

taste the glamour

February 12, 2014 @ 01:51 AM
Hashy

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You did a better job making this thread than I ever could of! I'm definitely in on this will post pics soon! 
February 12, 2014 @ 01:55 AM
Bet

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Location: California

inb4 a hb member finds a girl, falls in love, gets married, has kids, lives happily ever after, all thanks to a hb thread.
February 12, 2014 @ 01:56 AM
thirdworlds

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My dog finna fuck a fat bitch just to please HB cool
February 12, 2014 @ 02:05 AM
REVS

moderator

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Location: Philadelphia, PA

Oh this is going to be good. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

February 12, 2014 @ 02:19 AM
veryrareandbased

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Location: Where Drake be at

i aint tryna get catfished or my kidneys robbed from me but I'm in.

#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

February 12, 2014 @ 02:33 AM
awhitehippy

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Location: Lost Angeles

Damn this is going to be entertaining haha

x

February 12, 2014 @ 02:43 AM
SonOfRise

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I will be posting pics soon. Tbh she's ugly but you know it's something think she's like 40+ and like Atleast 190lbs. 
Not the best thing I done but I said fuck it why not it's a funny story to tell. 
Gimme a few hours. I'll do a tiny pic url because she's ugly I won't post her face tho because that's kinda fucked up.

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

February 12, 2014 @ 02:57 AM
ndrew

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Location: socal

Is there milfs?

www.headhunterla.com

February 12, 2014 @ 03:03 AM
Hashy

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Plenty milfs
February 12, 2014 @ 03:06 AM
AGUA

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Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

Is there milfs?
Yea you can adjust your age range that you want to search girls for. So you could tighten it up and go from like 30-45 year olds or some shit. 
February 12, 2014 @ 03:18 AM
encore818

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Location: Cali

You did a better job making this thread than I ever could of! I'm definitely in on this will post pics soon! 
tinder?
February 12, 2014 @ 03:23 AM
darkseid

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Location: 313

Bruhhh there's some breezies on there, I might have to go in on this. Online dating is corny to me, but I might have to try this out for a week or so, possibly. 

Pretty Young Thug

February 12, 2014 @ 03:31 AM
Hashy

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@encore818 Nah thats actually OkCupid!
February 12, 2014 @ 03:31 AM
Shiri

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Location: Japan

I've had a profile for years. Served up many adventures but it's more of a challenge to let the bitches message you.


http://blog.careyciuro.com

February 12, 2014 @ 03:35 AM
yunglink

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lmao


I just recently made an account to see if i could pull some thot 


been spamming girls on there with "hey wanna hook up" 


one of them has got to bite 
February 12, 2014 @ 03:42 AM
mrh

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Location: MN

can this be a tinder&okcupid competition or nah
February 12, 2014 @ 03:50 AM
veryrareandbased

Post: 2720

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: Where Drake be at

Is there milfs?
Yea you can adjust your age range that you want to search girls for. So you could tighten it up and go from like 30-45 year olds or some shit. 


finna feed da kids

#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

February 12, 2014 @ 03:51 AM
AmericanLegend

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Location: USA

lmao


I just recently made an account to see if i could pull some thot 


been spamming girls on there with "hey wanna hook up" 


one of them has got to bite 
dead i thought this was youngrizal at first glance i was about to post, nigga aint u got a baby

taste the glamour

February 12, 2014 @ 04:22 AM
kbos

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Location: boston

can this be a tinder&okcupid competition or nah


You did a better job making this thread than I ever could of! I'm definitely in on this will post pics soon! 
tinder?
lol that lady clearly respects herself too much to be on tinder. Theres no ladies on tinder, just dumb bottom of the barrel bitches.
February 12, 2014 @ 04:41 AM
REVS

moderator

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Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Philadelphia, PA

About to have my black girl cherry popped via OkCupid. 

I opened with "thoughts on white guys" to like 5 black chicks and 4 of them responded. 



I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

February 12, 2014 @ 04:44 AM
AGUA

Post: 497

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

can this be a tinder&okcupid competition or nah
Yea that's cool if you're trying to fuck with tinder, go for it, just as long as it provides as much entertainment. Haha. 
February 12, 2014 @ 04:46 AM
HBer

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You did a better job making this thread than I ever could of! I'm definitely in on this will post pics soon! 
are you average looking?

Is she constantly posting selfies? If yes, why is she seeking attention from other men?

February 12, 2014 @ 04:46 AM
HBer

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Join Date: Jun 2013

About to have my black girl cherry popped via OkCupid. 

I opened with "thoughts on white guys" to like 5 black chicks and 4 of them responded. 



my nigga revs above average in looks.

Is she constantly posting selfies? If yes, why is she seeking attention from other men?

February 12, 2014 @ 04:50 AM
veryrareandbased

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Location: Where Drake be at

i'm trying to go for 7-8s 

i want a challenge, i think it'll be too easy to just grab a 4-6 chick.

#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

February 12, 2014 @ 04:54 AM
thirdworlds

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What the fucking fuck, I can't even set a profile picture. I'm already giving up
February 12, 2014 @ 04:56 AM
Hashy

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are you average looking?
I'm pretty good looking or so I've been told
February 12, 2014 @ 05:33 AM
SonOfRise

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Location: Earth

http://tinypic.com/r/ojovf5/8

this is one of four pics. I have a vid also. 
Im a see if she can do some crazy shit for me idk. 

Zooey Deschanel is waifu


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