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January 17, 2014 @ 08:37 PM
Black Donald Trump

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Not all the time but sometimes. It's more comfortable and I can take my time and read and stuff. In fact I made this thread whilst sitting a urinating. How about you fellas? Do you pee sitting down? Standing up? Both? Neither? Discuss
January 17, 2014 @ 08:38 PM
Black Donald Trump

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January 17, 2014 @ 08:41 PM
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January 17, 2014 @ 09:05 PM
meFLOW

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January 17, 2014 @ 09:10 PM
purples

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yo finally, someone who appreciates the overwhelming relaxation produced by getting in from a long day and taking a nice long piss sitting down. makes me quiver just thinking about it
January 17, 2014 @ 09:40 PM
sado

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January 17, 2014 @ 09:57 PM
spamster

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Not all the time but sometimes. It's more comfortable 
This indicates that you will have issues with incontinence when you are older. Scientific fact. You can now look forward to pissing yourself on a daily basis. Congrats. Comfort from sit pissing is also the first sign that you are growing a vagina. Another scientific fact 
January 17, 2014 @ 10:12 PM
Black Donald Trump

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Not all the time but sometimes. It's more comfortable 
This indicates that you will have issues with incontinence when you are older. Scientific fact. You can now look forward to pissing yourself on a daily basis. Congrats. Comfort from sit pissing is also the first sign that you are growing a vagina. Another scientific fact 
Interesting! I actually already have that problem(incontinence, not the vagina thing. i actually have an 8 inch dick!)Who would have thought the two were related?!
January 17, 2014 @ 10:19 PM
hooplaog

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sitting down pissing is somewhat better better for your bladder but i dont do that shit. good 4 u bruh
January 17, 2014 @ 11:07 PM
EERIE

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Location: UK

i'm not gonna lie I've done this a few times 

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January 17, 2014 @ 11:36 PM
bjornvan

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nah b
i shit standing up ... my toilet is filthy. idk who cleaning that bitch but i aint.. my toilet was white at one point, its brownish green now. I also have one of those little carpets in front of it. its got mushrooms and moss growing 
January 17, 2014 @ 11:42 PM
99%Shit

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I'm a stall man, but I pee standing up. I used to sit and pee when I had morning wood.

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January 17, 2014 @ 11:50 PM
purples

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I'm a stall man, but I pee standing up. I used to sit and pee when I had morning wood.
Trying to push morning wood down whilst sitting down so it aims downwards is like fighting with a kraken
January 18, 2014 @ 12:36 AM
kidsmooves

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U know ur mom told u she better not catch u standing up peeing cuz u always miss the toilet. Stop lying b
January 18, 2014 @ 12:59 AM
Pantic

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I sit down in the morning too, and after sex not gonna lie. Both scenarios your stream is unpredictable as fuck, not trying to clean piss off my wall
January 18, 2014 @ 01:02 AM
AmericanLegend

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my dick always touches the water i pee standing up i gotta stand on a bench

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January 18, 2014 @ 01:17 AM
curtis50cent

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pee sitting down = no splash back on my jawnz. i also wipe my dick so pee doesnt drip on my undies. cool

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January 18, 2014 @ 01:23 AM
paulywalnuts

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i sit down sometimes feels so good 

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January 18, 2014 @ 01:35 AM
6allah6

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nigga just stand up
January 18, 2014 @ 02:40 AM
PaydPal

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Many a hungover mornings I have had to pee sitting down just to keep balance and not vomit. #TrueStories

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January 18, 2014 @ 02:46 AM
koolgtrap

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real niggaz dont pee
January 18, 2014 @ 04:02 AM
SonOfRise

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When I poop sometimes I get some seepage 

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January 18, 2014 @ 04:09 AM
SonOfRise

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Only stupid cacs pee
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January 18, 2014 @ 04:40 AM
It's Only Hype

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January 18, 2014 @ 05:07 AM
RegencyBlako

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pee sitting down = no splash back on my jawnz. i also wipe my dick so pee doesnt drip on my undies.

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Just shake yo dick
January 18, 2014 @ 06:20 AM
Based Boy

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thread sus as fuck

however, i find that when i wake up and have morning wood that i do this maneuver where you tilt down your dick and then it shoots straight but you have to stick your butt way out to make it flow nice and straight. anyways, i barely ever pee sitting down. there's no point really, standing up is much quicker and back in the days i remember i would do trick shots and see how far i could back i could go and still make it in the toilet.

-Caterpillar
January 18, 2014 @ 08:22 AM
It's Only Hype

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http://www.magicbluepill.com/hax/peeing.html

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January 18, 2014 @ 03:11 PM
meFLOW

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i cant pee sitting down b my dick touches the water b 

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January 18, 2014 @ 04:05 PM
purples

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i cant pee sitting down b my dick touches the water b 
That's why you dip it in and pee whilst it's submerged and then the urine surrounds yo dick and makes it all warm and tingly. 

You're welcome America.

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