December 12, 2013 @ 08:08 PM
Sentimental

Post: 1642

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: L.A.

I need a newwww senior quote ASAP. Deadline is tomorrow. I know theres a lot of. E comedians on Hb so help me out fammmm.  
Break out all the jokes now yall as long as I can get it approved.

I ghost write for Chief Keef

December 12, 2013 @ 08:09 PM
mackness

Post: 2734

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Columbus

'Gucci don't go on sale'

"mack you get a pass for wearing female pants i aint even gonna ether you anymore" Powercum http://jnmcknss.tumblr.com/

December 12, 2013 @ 08:13 PM
Sentimental

Post: 1642

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: L.A.

'Gucci don't go on sale'
That joke is recycled fam. Try again

I ghost write for Chief Keef

December 12, 2013 @ 08:16 PM
REVS

moderator

Post: 3598

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Philadelphia, PA


I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

December 12, 2013 @ 08:22 PM
Don Francisco

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Join Date: Jun 2012

December 12, 2013 @ 08:24 PM
Bet

Post: 2244

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: California

December 12, 2013 @ 08:34 PM
youngm

Post: 358

Join Date: Sep 2013

Location: ?

"skinny nigga, big balls" - Tyga

"She got a big booty so I call her big booty" - Socrates
December 12, 2013 @ 09:07 PM
db_cooper

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Join Date: Feb 2006

Location: Los Angeles

I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but then I said fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead.
December 12, 2013 @ 09:10 PM
oneallah

Post: 3573

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

i like men

frank ocean
December 12, 2013 @ 09:13 PM
bootynuggets

Post: 343

Join Date: Mar 2013

a simple "thank you based god" should suffice


I produce with a friend for fun. https://soundcloud.com/kopm

December 12, 2013 @ 09:43 PM
Drigguh

Post: 82

Join Date: Sep 2010

Location: Seattle, WA



(F) flourine (U) uranium (C) carbon (K) potassium
(Bi) bismuth (Tc) technetium (He) helium (S) sulfur
(Ge) germanium (Tm) thulium (O) oxygen (Ne) neon (Y) yttrium.
December 12, 2013 @ 09:55 PM
Sentimental

Post: 1642

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: L.A.

i like men

frank ocean
Dead

I ghost write for Chief Keef

December 12, 2013 @ 10:14 PM
daytona squared

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Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: seattle

"time to fap"

rip subprime

December 12, 2013 @ 10:20 PM
mackness

Post: 2734

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Columbus

'Gucci don't go on sale'
That joke is recycled fam. Try again
That's the point, it's a classic

"mack you get a pass for wearing female pants i aint even gonna ether you anymore" Powercum http://jnmcknss.tumblr.com/

December 12, 2013 @ 11:11 PM
Glo'bito

Post: 1780

Join Date: Dec 2012

Location: Chiraq

"You aint got the answers sway"
or
"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"

edit: also "It aint Ralph tho"

“those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”

December 12, 2013 @ 11:48 PM
mackness

Post: 2734

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: Columbus

"You aint got the answers sway"
or
"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"
"HOW SWAY" or "I am Warhol" are good too

"mack you get a pass for wearing female pants i aint even gonna ether you anymore" Powercum http://jnmcknss.tumblr.com/

December 12, 2013 @ 11:55 PM
veryrareandbased

Post: 2720

Join Date: Aug 2012

Location: Where Drake be at

"HB stands for heartbreak"

#HANSUMBOYZ / "I mean I just wanted the pussy tbh."- Thad #FREETHAD

December 13, 2013 @ 12:59 AM
________

Post: 850

Join Date: May 2012

"Bitches come and go, but you know I stay"
December 13, 2013 @ 01:22 AM
Visionary

Post: 409

Join Date: Nov 2008

"Im Gay (Im Happy)" - Lil B




Actually I think its better without the parenthesis.
December 13, 2013 @ 01:28 AM
AmericanLegend

Post: 2658

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

"U know as long as i have a face youll always have a place to sit"

"hmu for tips on how to make eye contact wit girls"

"im the king of new york"

taste the glamour

December 13, 2013 @ 01:44 AM
AmericanLegend

Post: 2658

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA



goat quote of the highschools yearbook
my friend did it to contrast all the typical positive ones lmao

taste the glamour

December 13, 2013 @ 01:55 AM
octose

Post: 657

Join Date: Apr 2013

"I was fisted once"


"I put sand in my vagina so my crabs feel at home"


"Perhaps the heaviest things we lift and carry are not our weights, but our feels"


"You're a Faggot, Harry"

'In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.' - Friedrich Nietzsche // I promote music: Youtube.com/thephuzz

December 13, 2013 @ 02:23 AM
veggie

Post: 33

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: toronto

"Waking up was the second hardest thing in the morning"



you're welcome...

its really nothin

December 13, 2013 @ 02:24 AM
scumface

Post: 24

Join Date: Sep 2013

"The word penis totally cracks me up."  -Plato
December 13, 2013 @ 02:48 AM
99%Shit

Post: 3432

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Ontario

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A 

If the formatting doesn't work
UUDDLRLRBA


/\/\\/\/<><>BA

narsha.narsha.narsha

December 13, 2013 @ 02:51 AM
Soul Rize

Post: 2089

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

Box Logo is lyfe.

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

December 13, 2013 @ 03:01 AM
حريق

Post: 515

Join Date: Sep 2013

Location: Bando

"HB weindis" 
"piss on her feet, call her twinkle toes" 
"#OYYOYSL"  - Buddy Omar
"booty had me like..." (Facial expression in senior picture gotta match that quote tho) 
"You don't have to do this..." -Drake  
"Niggas graduate everyday b.."- Cam'Ron  

demdownvotestho

December 13, 2013 @ 04:39 AM
Sentimental

Post: 1642

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: L.A.

Lol considering the frank ocean/ octose's 3rd one/ and that Drake one
But I thought yall would come through with more NWTS references

I ghost write for Chief Keef

December 13, 2013 @ 04:47 AM
Based Boy

Post: 1260

Join Date: Feb 2013

"You aint got the answers sway"
or
"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"

edit: also "It aint Ralph tho"
holy shit im dying right now

-Caterpillar
December 13, 2013 @ 04:59 AM
romel

Post: 668

Join Date: Apr 2013

Location: sf

"location: cute nigha castle"

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